[System] + [Gouwen], [Salted Fish] + [Farming] + [Dual Master], [Funny]

My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. I started as a minor civil servant in Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu.

But in a high-risk job like war, what's the difference between having only a 98% chance of success and committing suicide?

My goal in life is to keep a low profile and live a stable life as a salted fish around Cao Cao.

But recently, I don’t know what went wrong, and Cao Cao is trying hard to promote me.

I am so sad that I just got promoted for three days, and just now I was promoted from military advisor to prime minister.

My name is Cao Cao. I don’t know when it started, but I suddenly began to hear the voice of a gangster.

It was at this moment that I realized that this ordinary guy was actually an amazing talent!

With the help of his voice, I won in every way.

He has collected powerful generals such as Lu Bu, Dian Wei, Zhao Yun, and Huang Zhong, and has also collected various young women to accompany him.

Wancheng killed three sages with one shot? Not true!

Zhang Xiu: If you don't mind, I'd like to be your adoptive father!

Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat? I gave him 5,000 artillery pieces!

Did Pang Tong devise a series of schemes? I'm driving a steel battleship...

Xiahou Zhe refused to receive any reward for such a great achievement, so I had no choice but to secretly promote him.

As the best brother, I am the King of Wei, and you... are the prime minister of all ages!

Note: This is a very unconventional Three Kingdoms game that can make you laugh and also let you see all kinds of cool operations.

Why are there huge waves and howling dragons and snakes on the Yellow River?

Why is there so much golden light and the heavenly palace looming at the top of Kunlun Mountain?

Under the Fusang tree, why is the dragon coffin floating up and down, and the alchemy furnace withering and decaying?

The spiritual energy is revived and the myth reappears.

He told outrageous lies and deceived people all over the world.

I stand behind the curtain and dominate the scene.

【Ultra Slow Burn】【Slice of Life】【Urban Cultivation】【Chill Vibes】【High School Life Rocks】

This novel is also known as:

“Sword Flying Under the Desk: My School Life”

“Balancing Cultivation and STEM Homework”

“The System That Taught Me to Take College Entrance Exams While Surviving Heavenly Tribulations”

Good news: I got reincarnated.

Even better news: I got reincarnated with a system.

So, should I chase wealth? Or pursue immortality?

Maybe become a superhero for the motherland?

But with regrets weighing on this second life, I’d rather fix what I missed before.

System: “Host, the cultivation world is full of dangers. You must form your Golden Core immediately!”

Lin Mo glanced at the truck he’d just stopped with one hand.

“At my level, it’s not like I’ll piss off ‘Little Boy’ or ‘Fat Man,’ right? Whatever—I still have two math problems left. Go play by yourself.”

System: “How can you still focus on homework at a time like this?! Host! Don’t throw your life away!”

Lin Mo stayed silent, burying himself deeper into his workbook.

[High-Level Martial Arts] + [System] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [Casual and Slow-paced] + [Single Female Lead] + [Micro-Group Portraits]

Transmigrating to a world where warriors can split mountains and shatter rocks, sorcerers can summon

wind and rain, and demons wreak havoc. Ji Huo, after years of surreptitious existence, finally raised a group of underlings, each one a murderer and arsonist. Just when he was thinking of unifying the martial arts world...

"Young Master Ji, you are the long-lost son of the Duke of Zhenguo. Please come back to the capital with me!"

And so he was dragged away by a group of people.

...

Damn it! I've worked so hard for years to build a fortune, and you want me to inherit it and just lie down?

Ji Huo lounged in the old man's chair: Smells so good!

...

Wait!

Big brother, that five-clawed golden dragon dress you're wearing looks familiar!

(A fanfiction based on My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected / Oregairu. Though tagged as "crossover," it's not truly one. No system, Yukinoshita Haruno as the sole heroine, daily slice-of-life, the male lead is not Hayama, not from the original cast, and a childhood friend inserted from early on.)

"She’s always so exhausted... If no one watches over her, something bad might happen."

This is what he thought, watching the girl who stubbornly pushed herself forward.

Long ago, someone had already noticed — no matter where Yukinoshita Haruno went, there was always a quiet figure following behind her.

And humans are creatures of habit — once something becomes routine, it's hard to change.

“I’m telling you, there’s no need to waste time on me.”

“You’re overthinking it. Please don’t flatter yourself.”

“You—!”

By the time Yukinoshita Haruno finally turned around, searching for the "true thing" that belonged to her—

That boy was still there, just as he was the first time they met.

(I couldn’t find the story I wanted to read… so I decided to write it myself (づ ●─● )づ)

(Updates might be irregular, but no dropping, no bad ending — happy ending guaranteed! ╭(￣▽￣)╯)

Ning Yuan: "A philosopher once said that the biggest trouble for people is having a good memory. If you can forget everything, how good would it be?"

Current girlfriend (sneer): "Is this the reason why your ex-girlfriend is everywhere?!?"

If one day your ex-boyfriend who ran away appeared in front of you with amnesia, what would you choose:

A: Break his legs and vent his anger

B: Chop, boat, hold your head and drift away

C: Pretend nothing happened to trick him home and keep him all to yourself

D: Of course choose to forgive him

Tsundere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a three-choice question?

Iceberg ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a multiple-choice question?

Black-hearted current girlfriend: Isn't this a sorting question?

Yandere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a rhythm master? AAAACAAADADAB...

ps: This book has a magical fantasy background, welcome to enjoy

[Ding, it is detected that the host encounters Martial Artist, the system is activated, and a gift package for newbies is awarded. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Martial Dao Sacred Body]

[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully joining the Martial Dao Sect, stepping into the power of Martial Dao, and being rewarded with a Transcendent Level storage ring]

[Ding, it is detected that the host has been practicing hard all day, the system is very touched, and rewards one thousand spirit stones as encouragement]

[Ding, it is detected that the host has successfully advanced to the Innate Realm and is one step closer to the goal of the Supreme Divine King. The host will be rewarded with a talent draw]

[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully gaining Master's favor, making some progress in interpersonal communication, triggering a favorability critical hit, and Master's favorability soaring tenfold]

[Ding, the host comforts fellow students, shows friendship and care, rewards the host for breakthroughs in realm, and gets critical hits from fellow disciples]

One day, Ling Feng no longer wanted to practice cultivation and wanted to become a salty fish. While he was lying on the ground basking in the sun, a system prompt rang in his head.

[Ding, it has been detected that the host is combining work and rest, which is in line with the true meaning of spiritual practice. The host will be rewarded with a simplified version of the Nine Sun Magic Skills. The host will become stronger after basking in the sun]

Ling Feng:…………

Just tell the system, what should I do to avoid giving me rewards?

Ye Chen travels through the world of martial arts.

Ferocious beasts are rampant and there are thousands of races.

At the beginning, you will receive a mysterious hint: [Confess your love to the goddess Bai Ruobing, and be rejected by her in public. Reward: Disaster-level Sword Immortal Inheritance]

"It's just a rejection in person, it's not a big deal."

I thought that he would definitely be rejected because he had no talent, ability or family background except being handsome.

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Ye Chen was ready for social death.

But who would have thought that the school beauty pursed her red lips and nodded gently, and the word "OK" made Ye Chen's brain crash directly...

[The mission failed, but the hidden mission was completed, unlocking the Abyss-level Sword Domain]

(The introduction is weak, please move to the main text)

......

[Family Cultivation + Gou Dao Holy Body + Magical Blind Box + Farming Until the End of Time]

Reborn in the world of immortal cultivation, others start with natural spiritual roots and old grandfathers, but Lin Feng happily receives a "three-no gift package": no talent, no status, and no resources!

Just when he thought that this time travel had been a huge loss and he was ready to lie down and become a useless spirit plant husband, a "magic fruit tree" suddenly popped up in his sea of consciousness - wow, it was bound to the game memories of his previous life, and the legendary 72 Earthly Evil Spells were hanging on the tree!

[Demon Slayer] [Pray for Rain] [Invisibility]... Sounds awesome? But the downside is:

Fruits ripen only once every hundred years? The first one takes a year, the second ten... Lin Feng calls it "the immortality version of a fixed deposit"!

Only one fruit is given after reaching a great realm? This fruit tree understands KPI assessment!

The most outrageous thing: Fruits can be ripened quickly, but it's like a blind box! Wanted to show off with a [Swordsmanship] trick? Instead, it turns out a [Drinking Water] trick can extract spiritual energy?

Facing this Schrödinger's magical tree, Lin Feng realized: Stay! You must stay!

Deserted island? Great! A natural place to slack off and develop!

Farming? A professional match! Secretly use [Pray for Rain] to harvest a large number of spiritual plants!

Monsters are coming to attack? [Demon Slayer] increases your power and kills all your friends with one strike.

Thus, Lin Feng, an unsung "honest man" of the Qingmu Lin family, diligently cultivates supernatural powers while occasionally contributing small contributions in times of family crisis. From a spiritual farmer on a deserted island to the family's anchor, adhering to the core principle of "never waste time if you can survive, and never be arrogant if you grow modestly," he leads his clan through the perilous Shattered Star Sea, transforming a small foundation-building family into a formidable power in the world of immortal cultivation!

[No System + Decisive Killing + No Group Attachment + Extremely Fiery Route]

Qin Ming was reborn on the Douluo Continent as Qin Ming, a minor character from the original novel.

His original form had the highest level of fighting spirit, the Fire Wolf, but unfortunately, he was tricked into entering the young Shrek Academy.

Although Flanders highly valued Qin Ming,

the Shrek Academy lacked resources for cultivation, space for mimicry, and even fewer professional teachers. This

prevented Qin Ming from fully revealing his talents.

Despite this, Qin Ming reached level 62 at the age of 32, eventually entering the Douluo Soul realm at around the age of 40.

Based on these statistics, Qin Ming's talent was undoubtedly one of the best on the Douluo Continent.

However, such a person was ultimately left with nothing.

In this life, Qin Ming will never waste his talent and fall into Shrek's trap...