"Mr. Chen Mo, do you have any idea about the reason why the enemy troops on the Western Front fled in such a massive rout?"
"Yes, their commander-in-chief, the so-and-so Saint King, is dead."
"How did he die?"
"suicide."
"Why do you want to commit suicide?"
"Who knows? I was chatting with him and suddenly he slapped himself in the head."
"....What were you talking about?"
"It's a very normal topic, the origin of the universe or something like that."
"......How long have you been chatting?"
"A little over an hour."
"How long is one o'clock?"
"Six and a half days."
Fang Qingxuan, who traveled through time and space to become a sect disciple, would change his talents every once in a while.
Kendo Genius: Everything in the world can be a sword!
Alchemy Master: Whatever you do, it won’t be less than top quality!
Cultivation Wizard: For you, cultivation is as easy as eating and drinking!
Body training, formations, magic…
The rotation of talent caused Fang Qingxuan to constantly change the direction of study, but this made it difficult for his beautiful master and the elders of the sect.
"Qingxuan, you are a one-in-a-million sword genius, you must concentrate on practicing swordsmanship!"
"You can see through the flaws in the formation at a glance, and you can even mobilize the power of heaven and earth. Are you saying that you are no longer interested in the formation?!"
"You've mastered the Dragon Fist after practicing Tyrant Body for a month, and you say you don't want to practice anymore?!"
Facing the siege of his master and elders, Fang Qingxuan looked at his talent panel and said, "Next time, definitely next time."
Transferred to the all-inclusive evolution game "Playful Mountains and Seas", only to become a weakling drained by a Fox Demon?
Right from the start, my class teacher advised me to drop out and enroll in Lanxiang's Kai Tian Pi Di Machine major, in order not to drag down the college entrance rate?
You, with innate cheats after the transfer, are completely unfazed by this - you even want to laugh. It's just evolution, all it takes is hands!
You stretch lazily after waking up, HP+1+1+1...... your flesh achieves sainthood, able to fly sky-high and burrow deep into the ground, with a fist that can shatter stars.
You zone out aimlessly, Spirit +1+1+1...... words becoming reality, a thought changes seas, another thought transforms fields.
You indulge a craving and eat a cucumber, Evolution +1+1+1...... one year for legendary, two years for epic, three years for mythical.
PS: Alternate titles include "Beat the Fox Demon at the Start", "Top Scholar Needs Only Hands", "At Home, I Only Play, Never Exercise", "Everyone's Physical Constitution Varies".
[Funny story + a little bit of daily life + using the majority to bully the minority]
Sun Tian accidentally came to the world of cultivating immortals.
The opening scene was a critical hit, which scared him half to death.
Having died once, Sun Tian decided to be a wretched man to the end.
If you are not invincible, you will never be born.
[The author is a complete novice, readers who want to read this book should first prepare their brains]
"Disciple, is that really your father?"
"Yes Master, what's wrong?"
"From now on, don't call me Master. I'll call you Young Master and you call me Master. We'll each have our own way."
"Do you see that arrogant man above?"
"Yeah, I see."
"Go up and give him a big slap in the face, then tell him who your father is!"
....
"Ding, it is detected that the host's son has offended a strong man. Based on the principle of fatherly love and filial piety, and the supremacy of fatherly love, the host's realm will be unconditionally raised to Saint!"
One day, Xiao Jinyu took the children to the fairyland...
Eldest son: So, Immortal Emperor, can you lend me your mount so I can roast it and eat it?
Xiao Jinyu: "You know, I have always been so invincible, all thanks to these rebellious sons who cause trouble and fight for their fathers!"
The Immortal Emperor can be destroyed in a snap of a finger!
【Sect+Invincible+Sweet Text+Hot Blood+Upgrade+Funny】
Ling Xiao, who traveled to the Nine Heavens Continent, awakened the super Sect system and recruited son of fortune to infinitely improve herself and Sect.
Ancient Sacred Body, Endless Fire God Body, Grand Enlightenment Dao Body, Myriad Buddha Body, Immortal God of War Body, Heavenly Dao God Body...all super invincible sons of fortune knelt down and begged to join my sect.
Nine Heavens Continent, the heavens and ten thousand realms, crosses the universe, pushes all enemies horizontally, and surpasses Nine Heavens.
Looking back, the Immortal Holy Sect is still the number one Sect in the world, unparalleled in ancient times, and the best in the world!
Li Muzhou transmigrated to become an elder of the Heaven's Mirror Sect. At the start, he awakened the Chaos Sword Physique and a Disciple Recruitment System: the stronger his disciples, the stronger Li Muzhou became.
He took in a future Empress as a disciple, gaining the Boundless Sword Scripture and the Primordial Holy Sword!
He took in an unparalleled Demonic Cultivator as a disciple, gaining the Eight-Nine Arcane Art and Primordial Battle Armor!
...Countless years later, numerous peerless Empresses ruled the world and gathered at Tianzhu Peak.
Li Muzhou: "Rebellious disciples! How dare you attack your master?!"
[Everyone knows that I can’t practice martial arts, but I am a strong immortal cultivator…!!!] The protagonist Chen Qun cannot practice martial arts due to his physical condition, but he accidentally enters the world of immortal cultivation. Under the surprised eyes of his family elders, he easily saves the family from danger with his strength as an immortal cultivator, and step by step enters the world of immortal cultivators to explore... (Note: The immortal cultivation system: Qi Refining - Foundation Building - Golden Pill - Nascent Soul - Spirit Severing - Refining Void - Fusion - Crossing the Tribulation - Mahayana and Sanxian...)
(Transformation + Unique Beauty + Charismatic + White Moonlight + Green Tea + Comedy)
Su Qingli unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of a stunning girl and awakened a god-level selection system.
In order to gain rewards, Su Qingli helped the destined son Xiao Yang regain his dignity and awaken his innate abilities.
Xiao Yang: I was blind in the past, and only now do I realize that this girl, who silently supports me from behind with an umbrella, deserves all the best; I won’t let her suffer even a bit!
In an unexpected turn of events, Su Qingli encountered the swordsmanship genius Ji Huai'an and discovered that torturing the other party's fire poison aids her cultivation and also earns her rewards; why not take advantage of this?
Ji Huai'an: I have been tormented by fire poison for over a decade, and this fairy actually risks her own safety to detoxify me and has saved me multiple times from danger; such a beauty, I can only repay with my life!
Once being hunted, Su Qingli accidentally broke into the ruins of the Ten Thousand Monsters, and met Bai Qiulin, the young master of the monster clan. In order to avoid being killed, she had to use the "tea art" to deal with it.
Bai Qiulin: I thought that the human race was unforgivable, but unexpectedly I met a woman who was as pure as a blank sheet of paper and like a fairy. She taught me that killing is not the only way to solve problems. She also let me see the truth, kindness and beauty of the human race, and taught me what love is.
Su Qingli was rewarded for her choices again and again, but gradually felt something was wrong.
No, you are the sons of luck, don't bother me!
Lightning avoidance: In the early stage, it will suppress the cultivation / self-interest of immortal cultivation
“I am the greatest in the world!
My destiny is in my own hands!
As long as you are an enemy, no matter if you have a backer or not, I will kill anyone who stands in my way of becoming an immortal with just one sword!"
Chu Tianyou vowed to become an immortal in this life, and he would do anything to achieve that goal.
Even if it is the eternal blue sky, Chu Tianyou can shatter it with just one sword!