Title Tags: Demon Slaying and Exorcism, Heart of Concrete (Metaphor for hardened heart), Slice of Life, Nonsensical/Absurd

"Daoist priest, my parents disapprove of every decision I make, I've been suppressed since childhood, and I've accomplished nothing."

Li You: "There are two things in your house that are suppressing you."

"Daoist priest, 'a step back opens up a vast sky,' how about you waive the incense money for me?"

Li You: "If I don't 'deal with you' today, my Daoist heart will be ruined."

...

[Universal Experience Points +10]

Spiritual energy is reviving, and powerful figures from different eras are gathering in the modern world, determined to seize divine positions and control the heavenly authority.

Li You knows he's just an ordinary person, guarding his Daoist temple, and diligently grinding experience points... Until one day, he gradually notices something's amiss.

"Wait, something's not right, how come all these gods and Buddhas, countless demons and monsters, can't even withstand my ordinary punch or a basic sword strike?"

Crossing the super-god plane, before the doomsday disaster broke out, Sumu awakened the ability to copy, enough to compete with angels and demons, and reached the peak, but was suddenly pulled into the dimensional Junyang by accident.

Gojo Satoru: "If I open the infinite space of the domain, how will you deal with it?"

Uchiha Madara: "Susanoo Buddha, who can compare with me."

Snow Moon Sword Fairy: "One sword, moon sunset, flower morning, please appreciate it."

Xiaoshi: "I cut through the eternal time and space with one sword, sweeping across the nine heavens and ten earths."

Sun Wukong: "My old ** is ever-changing, and I am indestructible."

Thanos: "Infinity Gauntlet plus the Heart of the Universe, let's learn about it."

Sumu: "Uh... I am invincible, you can do whatever you want, I copy, copy, copy."

From My Cell Prison & The Last Gentleman books author.

【Immigration Notice】

Date: ████-██-██

Location: ‘██’

Application requirements are as follows:

1. Familiarize yourself with the ‘Corner Law’.

2. Have a clear understanding of █ people, anomalies, and monsters, and possess a certain level of appreciation for ██ literature.

3. Physically and mentally healthy, with no infectious diseases or history of mental illness.

4. Possess at least one skill, not limited to infrastructure, medicine, sports, etc.

5. Families have a high immigration priority.

Make the most important decision of your life, to become a new immigrant in the United Nations, and engrave your own name on the monument of human history.

Thank you for your cooperation.

In a world where malevolent creatures lurk in the shadows, a fortified town stands as humanity’s final shield against the demonic tide. Follow the journey of a young guardian who vows to protect his people at any cost, unveiling ancient secrets and forging unexpected alliances along the way.

After spending the sixth year at Hogwarts a hundred years ago, Harry returned to the stairwell in 1991 and received the admission letter from Hogwarts again.

"You mean, my parents were killed by a black wizard?"

Harry asked, "Who is that black wizard? Why are you so afraid of him that you dare not even mention his name?"

"It's Fu--," Haig replied cautiously, "Well, it's called Voldemort, because he has killed hundreds of people with his own hands."

Harry nodded without saying yes or no. "What about the next day?"

Haig: "Ah?"

[Dragon King Legend Fanfiction]

Yao Lan didn't expect that she would travel to the world of Douluo Continent just by receiving a letter, and also possess the abilities of the Star Dome Railway.

Since she is here, she will make the best of it.

Anyway, she has her own cheat, and Yao Lan doesn't believe that she will not live a satisfactory life in this world.

......

Firefly (clone): One is extremely powerful, and the other... element manipulation. Just give up, no one will get hurt, otherwise... I will set the sea on fire!

All the students of Shrek Academy were silent. Why is she the only one with a battle armor?

......

Hua Huo (clone): Everyone is happy, right? But Xiao Heimao, did you forget something? I put the bomb in Shrek Academy. I give you one hour, go find it!

Tang Wulin looked at the Shrek Academy map full of red dots in his hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched... I'll find you X!

......

Tang San: It won't be long before we can reach Douluo Continent... What is that?

The red blade light flashed continuously in the universe, and many gods and spirits in the Great God Circle opened their eyes wide.

Huang Quan (clone): E, E, E... Hmm? I think I cut something just now?

[No female protagonist], [Lone Wolf], [No infighting among players], [Official power explosion], [All real-life technology is brought into the game], "Not a brainless pretentious article, please don't read if you mind"

A game suddenly appeared without any prior announcement, but was jointly promoted by all the countries on Blue Star. The intensity and determination were so great that anyone could see that there must be something wrong with this game.

Xia Zhi originally entered the game just for the official subsidy, but he awakened an extremely extraordinary talent. In any system panel where a decimal point appears automatically, he can move the decimal point once.

Driven by his extraordinary talent, Xia Zhi, who has a Buddhist mentality, walks step by step into the center of the world's vortex.

A boss who looks exactly like him, the film industry's almost crazy killing intentions towards players, and the inexplicable mission of saving the world...

The little guy standing at the top of the players attracts worldwide attention, but under the pressure of saving the world, he can only act alone.

This world, which could be full of dangers, gave him all the warmth.

Yunyi, a wage earner, got a tech ball. Relying on this technology ball, Yunyi started his business from the electric donkey battery, starting from scratch and earning the first pot of gold in his life. Just when Yunyi was immersed in making a fortune with technology, he found that this technology ball...

The orphanage has turned into a blood-soaked monastery.

Diagon Alley has become Devil’s Street.

Hogwarts is now a haunted castle.

The Forbidden Forest? A forest of death.

Ed couldn’t help but feel that this game’s dungeon was seriously messed up.

But hey, it’s just a game. Might as well play it!

Many years later, Ed looked down at the noseless monster before him and declared:

"Standing before you is the Lord of Crows, the Master of Death, the Supreme Protector, the Blade-Bearer of the Lost, the most ruthless Dark Magician in history—

and the legendary alchemist, Ed Moriarty!"