Lin Bei, a top second-generation rich man, became a mentally retarded patient due to a car accident, commonly known as: mentally retarded. At this time, the world is changing, monsters are reviving, and dangers are coming.
Lin Bei: You don’t really think I’m stupid, do you?
[Ding! System serious warning: Please don’t do whatever you want just because you have a problem with your brain...]
"Take it, here's your salary for this week."
After raising her hand and handing over a small bag, the cross-legged woman behind the desk casually checked the small book, then waved her head away and said:
"Remember to file your own taxes...next!"
"etc!"
After pouring out the coins from the small bag, Li Ang looked at the eight large and one small coins in his palm, a total of nine dirty coins. Li Ang couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock, wishing he could rush over to fight her to the death on the spot.
"Damn it! I just defeated the evil god who wanted to invade the world this Tuesday! You bastard, you actually want to deduct the salary of the savior?"
【Death Rewind + Predict the Future + Kill the Virgin First + Dark Style + Weird Revival】
Accidentally traveling to a world invaded by a weird, Fang Xiu awakened the ability to rewind after death, also known as time travel. Every time he died, time would flow back to before his death.
In this weird world full of dangers, he could have survived, but he chose to announce to the world, yes, I am a prophet, I can predict the future!
When the prophecies were confirmed again and again, the name of the prophet resounded throughout the world, and his words were the truth, the future.
The phrase "I have seen the future" attracted people all over the world.
Fang Xiu's followers even said bluntly that if one day the prophet asked you to die, don't hesitate, don't question, please die immediately, because there must be a more terrifying way of death waiting for you later.
B-level weird event, [Warning]
Teammate: The weirdness is hidden among these villagers, and must be carefully explored.
Fang Xiu: "The one in the last row wearing white is you, come out!"
A-level strange event, [Human Head Lantern]
Teammate 1: There are thousands of lanterns with human heads in this area. Once the light shines on them, their heads will fall to the ground. The most terrifying thing is that the lanterns with human heads are floating irregularly, and it is impossible for anyone to walk past them. Hey! Where is Fang Xiu?
Teammate 2: He, he...he is on the opposite side!
Teammate 1: What! ? How did he get there?
Teammate 2: Let’s go...walk over.
Nearing the end of his life, Wei Xun was dragged into a thrilling and supernatural voyage.
Here, he was surprised to find that he could not only prolong his life, but also experience the feeling of pain that he loved!
In this regard, Wei Xun, the patient who was suffering from analgesia, responded—I am extremely satisfied!
Xu Yang, a mortal child who likes to call himself a fairy, has mediocre qualifications, but by chance, he joins the Tiangui Sect, a large ghost sect, to cultivate immortality. The ghost tomb in the underground, the cave in the forest, the temple in the spiritual world, the Crystal Palace in the East China Sea... No matter how small the world is...
Since gods and Buddhas are useless, then I will come in person and ask for my life from heaven!
…
This is the story of a terminally ill man who regained his soul and cultivated the ultimate path, killing Buddhas and gods in order to seek immortality.
The Great Tang's abrogated prince Li Chengqian's eldest son Li Shimin's eldest grandson Li Xiang was soul worn by a modern youth and was given the Emperor Raising System, which allows you to obtain money weapons various dynasties' ace army fierce generals as long as you complete the task. Dudu, congratulations to the host to complete the task of retaining his father's position as crown prince, rewarded three thousand great snow dragon riders. Dudu, congratulations to the host for completing the task of quelling the rebellion in the capital! Reward six thousand Great Han Feathered Guards, Feathered Guards Commander Huo Daizi. Dudu, congratulations to the host for completing the Expedition to Desert North mission! Reward 10,000 Xiongnu Iron Cavalry, Commander-in-Chief Bolden Shan Yu. With the help of the system, the Great Tang Empire, under the leadership of Li Xiang, attacked cities and conquered the world.
"I thought of a question."
"?"
"Most weirdos are afraid of sunlight, which is produced by the sun through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen inside."
"??"
"The sun is a nuclear fusion. Aren't hydrogen bombs also a nuclear fusion? If I detonate a hydrogen bomb, will the light radiation produced also have the effect of eliminating weird things?"
"???"
It’s just a story about a Chinese student who was able to easily and happily exorcise spirits in Tokyo.
This book contains a lot of phobias about lack of firepower, cross-server chatting, enlightenment, strange brain circuits, and reverse brainstorming. Please read with caution.
[Hilarious] + [Easy] + [Cool]
There has always been such a saying in the circle of the treacherous master.
Don't mess with anyone.
This guy is born to be a tightrope walker on the edge of life and death.
Have you ever met a girl with a gap and kissed her straight away? The key point is that she is still soft in his arms.
Have you ever seen someone who encountered a tricky situation of feeding paper in the toilet and simply stepped on the hand that came in from under the partition? Afterwards, not only did nothing happen, but I also liked to mention the three pieces of toilet paper presented by the other party.
Human beings are trembling with trepidation.
Everyone is still walking on thin ice to survive, this guy is basically here to accept younger brothers from the strange world!
As soon as the fight started, it was a mess, and several old ladies rushed up, not to mention the colleagues who were scared to death, and the bosses on the opposite side were all surrounded.
Liu Huaqiang probably would have been frozen in place if he was present.
Hammer the new king of Barcelona and exile the Netherlands to show its edge.
Lucky cat has turned into a new little demon, whoever is not convinced will be stabbed.
My name is Shen Feng.
Relationships generally say that I am crazy, and the old iron of my family calls me God.
Tailwind is strong, headwind is crazy, my style is impermanent.
Difficult situation desperate to die, Kaka Xiaoluo came to the rescue.
Conquer Peak Road.
The cameo defender is well-known, and he is crazy incarnate as a door god!
Shen Feng’s creed:
Life and death are bearish, if you don’t agree, just do it.
Born fearless, fight to the end.
This is a story about hard work and persistence.
Only perseverance and redoubled efforts.
In order to open a stronger hang.
See the stronger stars for your own use!
PS:
Studying medicine cannot save the national football team!