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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”
One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.
She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.
Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.
If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.
What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?
So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.
Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.
So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.
She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.
Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.
Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.
Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?
At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:
“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”
Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?
Wei Ying sneered:
“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”
Tian Tangjing: !!!
But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.
The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.
Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:
“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”
“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.
Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”
PS:
Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general
Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.
Kaede Tsukasa crossed into the world of Naruto and mastered the secret art of Corpse Escape.
Soon, unsettling rumors began to spread: fallen comrades were seen wandering beneath the moonlight, and patrols of ninjas were ambushed and devoured by the dead themselves.
Whispers echoed across the shinobi world:
"Someone has created a forbidden technique that overturns life and death. Never let that person touch a corpse!"
Yet, Kaede Tsukasa cared little for the world’s fear and misunderstandings. For him, it was never just about the corpses—the living, too, could not escape his grasp.
"The corpse is my eyes, and the art of the dead is my art."
With the Art of Reincarnation, he siphons vitality from zombies to achieve immortality.
With the Art of Mutual Multiplication, he summons legions of the dead to command time–space ninjutsu surpassing even the Flying Thunder God.
In this new age, ninjas must guard not only their ancestral graves—
but their very lives.
[Navy] [Master of the Four Demon Slayer Orders] [Pure Pirate Power System]
Ryan Hawke travels to the pirate world and becomes a lieutenant colonel in the 16th Marine Branch.
[Ding, the Justice System has awakened. The host gains Justice Points by upholding justice.]
[If the host doesn't enforce justice, the system will enforce it!]
"Oh? Excuse me, evildoers."
"If you don't die, then shall I?"
[Kill Lao Shu, a corrupt Marine branch captain.]
[Gain 1,000 Justice Points.]
[Kill Arlong, a pirate with a 20 million
bounty.] [Gain 2,000 Justice Points.]
[Kill Coby, the morale-destroying deserter king.]
[Gain 50,000 Justice Points.]
Justice Points directly increase your strength.
[Consume...]
andrix: Dante, please let me go. I'm not your father. Your father is still lying in the Stone Hall.
Dante: Impossible! Dad, you're finally back! The Blood Angels are back to you! I can finally retire!
Looking at Dante clinging to his thigh, Sandrix fell silent.
And looking at the group of youngsters around him, their eyes gleaming with gold, ready to recognize their father, and the four gods in the Warp ready to surprise him, he made a decision.
Sandrix: Dad! Please help! Send Guilliman back, or at least that's fine! (Holding his thigh)
Emperor: !!!
Dark, Despair,
The Emperor's might walks the galaxy, seeking to restore humanity to its former glory.
But fate played a little joke on me.
The fate of mankind has long been controlled by the evil god, and only darkness and war are eternal in this world.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
"Ah! What you said is right, but what does this have to do with me? I'm just an everyday person and I like to have fun," said Hogg Menethil, the Primarch of the 11th Legion, to the big golden guy in front of him.
Wang Can travels through the world of One Piece and awakens the killing system, earning points by killing pirates.
What's even more outrageous is that he ate Godzilla's devil fruit at the beginning.
He transformed into a hundred-meter-tall beast, withstood the attacks of the Four Emperors with his physical body, flattened the island with his atomic breath, and broke the admiral's sword with his tail whip!
"Pirates? They're just walking points bags."
Wang Can crushed the skull of the King of the Near Sea, points +10,000.
Destroy the Click Pirates with bare hands, points +50,000.
Step on the Seven Warlords of the Sea, Crocodile, and get points +1,000,000!
From a naval recruit to a naval marshal, the word "kindness" does not exist in Wang Can's dictionary.
East China Sea? Kill them all!
Grand Line? Clear out!
"Wang Can is too crazy! He didn't even let go of the little pirate with a bounty of 1 Bailey!" The Five Elders roared and slammed the table.
"Marshal, if this continues, pirates will become extinct!" The subordinates trembled.
Wang Can sat on the marshal's throne, Godzilla's shadow obscuring the sky. "Extinction? Isn't that perfect?"
When Godzilla's roar resounded throughout the Red Earth Continent, all the pirates finally understood:
The most terrifying person in this world is not the Four Emperors, nor the Celestial Dragons, but the Navy Admiral codenamed "Destroyer"!
"Justice means extinction!"
[Imaginary alien continent + no magic and martial arts + emperor + farming + no system + hegemony + power struggle + slow start]
Lynn, a staff officer from a modern military academy, accidentally traveled to the continent of Lafablanca and became the son of a duke of the Kingdom of Clan.
With modern military thinking and tactical concepts that are ahead of his time, Lin En built a legendary army that is invincible on the continent.
At the age of fourteen, he inherited the title of Duke and immediately raised an army to begin his journey to conquer the continent.
The Silver Eagle flag swept across the continent like a hurricane, and the warship's gunfire illuminated the entire Storm Sea...
At the age of twenty, Lynn's cavalry crushed the last imperial flag, and the coronation bell rang throughout the newborn "Silver Empire".
Lin En was officially crowned emperor, becoming the first emperor of a unified empire in the history of the continent.
He thus completed his magnificent transformation from the son of a duke to the emperor of the empire.
However, at the celebration banquet, Lin En learned that on the other side of the Storm Sea, there was an even more mysterious continent waiting for him to conquer...
[ps The battle is fun + the early stage is mainly about hiding and farming. If you want to see the big fight directly, you can raise it first - don't be fooled]
In the distant future, humankind has traveled across the galaxy, and their miracles and hymns of courage have moved the world.
...Located in the boundless, cold, and dim void of the Milky Way, the starting star zone is the starting point for mankind's journey to more distant stars in the Golden Age, and also the end point of everything.
Good news: "You live in the future, bro, you think you are killing bugs in Starship Troopers, wearing power armor, holding a Gatling gun in your left hand and an atomic bomb in your right hand, you can go to the sky and into the earth, invincible."
The bad news: "This is the Warhammer universe"
Good news: "You live in a pocket empire that still retains highly advanced technology and brilliant humanistic rationality, and you also have a capable personal cyber ghost by your side."
Bad news: "An expeditionary fleet led by a giant dude nicknamed Yellow Skin is coming soon."
Good news: "It's 30K now, it can still be saved"
Bad news: "There's a Randan Alien blocking your doorstep"
Good news: "You are in fact the Primarch! You have an Astartes Legion and thousands of godsons who are willing to go through fire and water for you unconditionally."
Bad news: "Your legion number is 11, and you and your brother's second legion are about to be killed by the yellow-skinned Eleven."
"Child, do you think I look like a human or a god?" asked the yellow-skinned man from a high place.
Watson thought of his descendants and said angrily: "Fake -"
"I'll give you your legion back. What did you want to call me?"
"The false...great Emperor Commander Kaka is the only sun in my heart."
[Navy + Decisive Killing + No Female Protagonist + System + Equality for All] He is Wood Pierce, a man who subverts the world with absolute power.
He gradually grew into the navy's strongest fighter, decisive in killing pirates, and his conscience was only reserved for kind people.
He publicly executed Rayleigh and personally ended the legend of the Roger Pirates.
In the Battle of Marineford, he killed Whitebeard with one blow, shocking the world.
There is no heroine, no emotional ties, only iron blood and killing.
With a casual swing, he unleashed kinetic weapons that were ahead of their time, launching devastating attacks beyond visual range.
With three heads and six arms, he instantly transformed into a ferocious beast in human form, letting the world see what a monster is.
Marijoa was reduced to ruins, and the Celestial Dragons were barely surviving.
Only under his power can the justice of the navy be fully realized and the world truly usher in a new order.
In the end, all the pirates were destroyed.
The Moon holds crucial strategic significance for Earth and serves as humanity's gateway to the deeper reaches of the universe. As a regular soldier stationed at China's Guanghan Station on the Moon, Cauchy is fully aware of the weight of his responsibility. Witnessing the warm lives of lunar residents and the continuous breakthroughs made by scientific research, Cauchy's vision for humanity's future grows ever more profound. The successful development of helium-3 has completely solved humanity's electricity needs, but it has also stirred the wrath of those with ulterior motives. He is forced to ponder whether technological advancement is designed to perpetuate war or to forge a brighter future for humanity...