Because of staying up all night and risking his life to cross over to the world of Naruto, Asakawa found out that he couldn't refine his chakra. He
couldn't even refine his chakra, let alone become a ninja.
Until one day, Asakawa suddenly discovered that he really couldn't learn ninjutsu, but he could cultivate sage techniques!
Can't become a ninja? I'll start cultivating sage techniques directly!
Take out your parents' relic scroll of chakra refining techniques, and you'll learn the basics of Qi refining techniques;
Observe the fire release ninjutsu, and you'll learn the Samadhi True Fire;
Listen to your teacher teach the Body Clone Technique, and you'll learn the Bean Snatching Technique;
Flip open the Shadow Clone Technique scroll, and you'll learn the external transformation;
Watch your teacher demonstrate the Body Flicker Technique, and you'll learn the Shrinking the Ground into an Inch;
Face Susanoo, and you'll learn the Heaven and Earth Image Technique!
Many years later, after becoming Hokage, known as the perfect immortal, Asakawa faced the recovered Ōtsutsuki Kaguya and the Ōtsutsuki clan's pursuers straight away, speaking from above:
"Aliens? Very formidable?"
"The law of heaven and earth, the sun and moon shine together!"
A non-traditional cultivation novel featuring a bold female protagonist. Proceed with caution if this isn’t your cup of tea!
[Mind Reading + System + Transmigration into a Book + Cultivation + Group Pampering]
Xiao Xiao unexpectedly dies and transmigrates into a cannon fodder substitute in a Mary Sue-style cultivation novel where the Female Protagonist’s admirers eventually gouge out her Golden Core to save the Female Protagonist.
Luckily, she has a system. Unluckily, it’s not a Comeback System but a useless Retrieval System.
What else could she do? She can only keep her head down, avoid forming her Golden Core, and dodge the tragic fate of being gutted.
[“Master is so amazing, yet he was tragically taken over by someone just to save his disciple. And that disciple, upon learning the truth, not only refused to seek revenge but even tangled up with the perpetrator. How ungrateful!”]
Master: ?!
[“First Senior Brother is a peerless talent and should have become a great Sword Immortal. But to save the one he loves, his Life-Bound Sword broke, and his dantian was destroyed. He ended up as a useless cripple.”]
First Senior Brother: ?!!
[“Second Senior Brother had it even worse. He wasn’t skilled in combat and only loved refining pills. Because of his low combat ability, he became a pawn in the Male and Female Protagonists’ schemes. He was captured to threaten Third Junior Sister, who refused to bow her head and was brutally dismembered.”]
Second Senior Brother: ?!!!
[“Sigh, and you thought she was your bestie? Turns out she’s been hooking up with your fiancé behind your back. They’re even planning to team up to get rid of you!”]
Cannon Fodder 1: F***!
[“And the other cannon fodders, who should have had brighter futures, ended up…”]
Various Cannon Fodders: !!!
Xiao Xiao initially just wanted to use the system to quietly watch the drama unfold. Who would’ve thought the cannon fodders, originally supposed to fawn over the Female Protagonist, would start flocking around her?
【Marvel】【Homelander】【Multiple Women】【Superman】【Man of Steel】【All Heavens】
Xiao Han accidentally traveled to Marvel, and a superman system fell from the sky!
What to do when traveling to Marvel?
Xiao Han tells you, it only takes two steps, first, awaken the system; second, I don’t eat beef!!
Feng Chen woke up and found himself in Aincrad! Unlike the original, this time he traveled with his body. Then he activated the recharge system! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for recharging 1,000 Cole and reaching VIP1] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for recharging 4,000 Cole and reaching VIP2] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for recharging 10,000 Cole and reaching VIP3] ... ... [The setting has been changed, please watch it at your discretion!]
Main characters: Feng Chen, Asuna,
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Reborn as Hikigaya Hachiman, he established the service club first and thought he would live a lonely campus life, but after awakening his past life memories, he found that this two-dimensional world was very
wrong!
The transfer of the demi-human exchange student Elf Princess asked him for help.
Kitagawa Umi's friend who likes cosplay encountered unreasonable shooting requirements
Ling Xuan traveled through time and space to a world that was completely wrong?
The adventurer who thought he was going to have a hard time unexpectedly awakened the [Kevin Template]?
Starting with the "Fusion Warrior" skill, the level grew rapidly.
The "Chimera" skill has infinitely stacked attributes and BUFFs!
The sky fire shines throughout the dungeon!
From then on... a hero who can truly kill the "Black Dragon" was born in the Aurora world!
Hestia: He is my most beloved man!
Es Wallenstein: In my mother's story... the hero who will come to save me.
Ryu Leon: He saved my life.
Freya: What a wonderful man, if I could spend a night with him...
The young man Lin Hai in the future traveled to the world of the Siheyuan. He knew that a courtyard full of birds was not a place to stay for long, so he moved out without hesitation.
Yi Zhonghai: "Lin Hai, the old lady's urinal......
Lin Hai: "Don't even think about it, I'm moving."
Yi Zhonghai: "…………"
[Virtual online game + invincibility + data flow + decisive killing + absolute profitist + cool writing + no female protagonist]
Holy Mother, don't disturb me!
Su Bai was reborn and returned to the day when [Apocalypse] opened ten years ago.
In the past life, Su Bai awakened his epic talent. With the memory of his past life, he awakened his mythical talent at the beginning.
Unlimited plunder: Kill monsters to plunder attributes or skills, and convert them into passive skills that suit you.
"You kill the ancient dragon and plunder millions of attributes."
"You killed the Ice Phoenix and successfully plundered the Ice Storm: each attack has a 99% slowdown effect."
"You awaken your hidden talent, which is infinitely superimposed: every time you kill a creature, you will plunder 1 point of health, 1 point of defense, and 1 point of magic resistance, with no upper limit!"
"You awaken the hidden profession, Demon Knight: Every time you receive damage, it will reflect 10% of the opponent's own double resistance, causing real damage!"
...
Soon, Su Bai has become a god, while others are still trying to upgrade?
[Family + Group Portrait + Relaxed + Lying Down + Not a Virgin + Not a Single Female Lead]
Xu Qingzhou traveled through a fantasy world and became the patriarch of a second-rate family. Just as he was bound to the family system, he learned that his family was going to be exterminated.
He could hear the thoughts of some of the family members, and each of them had a golden finger, so their cultivation could feed back to him.
They just need to practice hard, but Xu Qingzhou has a lot to consider.
You are reborn, so whoever wants to destroy us, we will prepare in advance and then fight back. Wherever there is a secret treasure, we will go there! !
You are a top talent, so we will give you resources to help you grow quickly.
You are immortal, so let’s see who lives longer!
......
From then on, the sons of destiny practiced hard outside, while Xu Qingzhou, the clan leader, stayed at home with his wife and children, playing and walking the dog.
Ten thousand years later, the genius of the Xu family became too powerful and was suppressed by the Heavenly Dao, so Xu Qingzhou suppressed him with a slap.
"You're just fucking called Heavenly Dao!"
You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.