Ye Lan, the ace employee of the cheesy, cheesy Rescue Bureau, lives in a universe where women dominate men, relying on various tactics like pretending to be a white lotus and acting like a green tea girl to win over bad women.
With so many women he's conquered, he could circle the Earth hand in hand. With retirement looming, the Rescue Bureau can't bear to part with him, forcibly increasing the difficulty of his final world.
Every bad woman here is the "best of the best."
Or to put it another way, every person is an award-winning actor, with multiple faces that change in an instant.
The probability of failure is extremely high.
Ye Lan: "..."
This retirement means he has to retire.
Ye Lan: "Would you like to be a dog?" The answer can only be "yes" or "woof", because dogs can't say "no".
Chu Feng traveled to the Great Wilderness, became the master of Yaochi Peak, and obtained a ten thousand times return system.
Teaching or giving something to a disciple can trigger a high-multiple critical hit return.
"Ding, the host successfully gifted a Juetian Gengu Pill, triggering a thousand-fold critical hit return, and obtained the Nirvana Creation Pill!"
"Ding, the host successfully gifted a Black Abyss Sword, triggering a hundredfold critical hit return, and obtained the Seven Seas Dragon Sword!"
“…”
The beautiful female disciple exclaimed, "Master, you are so generous. Why don't you..."
Chu Feng, "Ahem, be careful with your words..."
[Genius Flow] [Power Fantasy] [Overwhelming Power] [Showing Off in Public] [Lighthearted Style]
[You’ve just entered the world of cultivation. Please make your life choice.]
[Option 1: The millennium has passed. The Supreme Lord of the Demonic Path returns.]
[Option 2: Reborn as an Immortal Lord. Reforging the glory of the Dao Realm is my duty!]
[Option 3: Three years, and then three more... When can I finally go back?! As an undercover agent from another world, you bide your time, waiting for the right moment.]
"Just because I cultivate the Dao now doesn't mean I can't switch to the demonic path later. I choose Option 2."
[You are about to embark on your cultivation journey. Please choose your growth path.]
[Option 1: The road to immortality is long, but the Dao is my eternal companion. Reward: Immortal Longevity Body]
[Option 2: Mastering every elixir with ease, becoming a legendary Alchemy Sovereign is within reach. Reward: Exquisite Seven-Orifice Immortal Heart]
[Option 3: If you're going to cultivate, max out your talent. Reward: Heaven-grade Gold Spiritual Root]
"I choose the Heavenly Spiritual Root! Maxed out. Absolutely maxed out."
Years later, countless terrifyingly powerful enemies surround Jiang Ming in an attempt to take him down.
[Faced with your enemies’ provocation, your choice is…]
[Option 1: Live to fight another day. Retreat is also a strategy. Reward: World-Breaking Talisman]
[Option 2: The wise man submits to fate. Surrender and join the enemy. Reward: Supreme Dao Weapon]
[Option 3: I’m not taking this crap. Beat the crap out of that smug face. Reward: Cultivation Breakthrough]
Seeing the smug expression of enemies who think they have everything under control, Jiang Ming simply smiles.
In the next instant, his aura skyrockets exponentially. With a single motion, he grabs all his enemies and subdues them completely.
I was waiting for my cheat. What are you waiting for?
My body travels through countless worlds, my feet tread the river of time.
And when I looked back there is no one left who can rival me.
He kidnapped arrogant celebrities and took them to a deserted island, where he trained them to be obedient maids through live streaming.
When fans saw that all the goddesses had become Zhang Fan's maids without exception,
they all went crazy:
"He defiled my goddess, I will kill him!"
"Ying Bao has been tortured to the point of losing her mind! I'll give you a reward, please let her go, okay?"
"Our Women's Federation is going to sue Zhang Fan for disrespecting women!"
...
"Don't sue! All the celebrities love him to death and have expressed their desire to stay with them on the deserted island and live happily ever after. What's the point of suing him?"
When Shen Su differentiated into an Alpha at eighteen, she completely let herself loose—only flirted, never committed.
From then on, she became a famous playgirl in the capital, always carrying the scent of various pheromones.
One day, she suddenly died and was bound to a "love-brain rescue system." She now has to travel through ten different worlds and save Omegas who’ve been hurt by scumbag Alphas in order to be reborn.
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[World 1] Married First, Then Fell in Love
In her past life, the love-brained Omega fell in love with a "phoenix man" Alpha, got treated like an ATM, and was ultimately betrayed.
Shen Su used the system's cheat powers to create the identity of a childhood friend and traveled back in time to before the love-brain met the scumbag, intending to stop their encounter. But she accidentally got herself involved instead.
System: Babe, you’re supposed to save the love-brain, not be the scumbag!
Shen Su: So what if I am? As long as I die while she loves me the most, I become her white moonlight. She’ll never love anyone else again. Problem solved. Perfect!
System: …Legendary.
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[World 2]
The love-brain volunteered to be someone’s stand-in, then donated a kidney to the returning white moonlight. In the end, she died on the operating table.
Shen Su created the identity of her first love—who unfortunately resembled the scumbag.
System: Wow. Now it’s double stand-in mode!
But when Shen Su, acting as the white moonlight, met the love-brain in this world, she froze. Why… did she look exactly like the one from the last world?
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[World 3] Real Heiress x Fake Heiress’s Older Sister
[World 4] Powerful Young Empress x Defiant Eldest Princess
[World 5] Cross-dressing Emperor x Betrayed Courtier's Wife
[World 6] Agile Evolver x Healing Evolver
[World 7] Award-Winning Actress x Scandal-Ridden Washed-Up Star
[World 8] Runaway Rich Girl x Her Manager
[World 9] Cultivator x Cat Demon
[World 10] Lady Meng Po x Immortal God
[…]
By the tenth world, Shen Su finally confirmed:
She’d been saving the same love-brain for ten lifetimes.
Worse still—the love-brain Omega was starting to remember everything.
Shen Su realized this just as her heat cycle hit.
"Still trying to run? Haven’t I treated you well?"
"Not running anymore. Time to cuddle~"
Eventually, Shen Su completed her mission and, after some prodding from the system, officially became an employee at the Quick Transmigration Bureau.
On her first day at work, she saw that her direct boss… was the same love-brain Omega.
She turned and bolted.
"This time, you’re not getting away."
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#Help! I Ghosted My Ex-Girlfriend, and Now She’s My Boss—What Do I Do?!
[PS: Female Alpha with no male traits. Some arcs include fake deaths. Ending is HE.]
[1v1 from beginning to end. Alpha: Shen Su, Omega: Lu Yan]
[The scumbagging is real scumbagging.]
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Tags: Devoted Love | Past Lives | Fated Lovers | System | Quick Transmigration | ABO
Main POV: Shen Su
Dynamics: Shen Su x Main God
One-line Summary: A scumbag Alpha flirts and runs—until she crashes and burns.
Theme: Treat others with sincerity.
Caiyun Tongzi: My queen, something bad has happened. It seems that Emperor Xin has raised the nine-tailed fox as a pet.
Guang Chengzi: Teacher, Jiang Ziya is now trapped in the palace of Chaoge, cleaning the toilet...
"I am Noita," the girl said proudly, "I am both a god and a human. I am the approaching storm, the wildfire tearing the world apart. My legend was praised by all before you knew the catastrophe was coming, and it will remain so after you have turned into ugly ashes. Listen, I will prove it."
Noita traveled to the game "Gaia". In a familiar yet unfamiliar world, she met old friends and wove her own story.
She became friends with the orphan girl of the gods, who taught her courage and tenacity. Whoever bleeds must be paid with blood.
She met the princess of the crown, shared fate and blood, and the kingdom's anger shook the nine fields again.
She teamed up with the eldest daughter of blood, threw the curse into the fire and burned it, and made love rise from the fire. The golden heart symbolized their passionate dreams.
The legends echoed in the histories, and the poets sang the heroic figures.
In the unpredictable fate, she always held the sword of fate.
She is a legendary person, a mentor of the descendants of gods, a contractor of the princess, a fraudster of blood, and a ruthless king who makes the queen of the mortal world cry. She will survive the successive major events and find the 1002nd happy ending among the 1001 tragic endings!
Hehe, I must survive!
This article has no moral values, no fixed CPs, and those with mixed feelings are advised not to read.
The heroine can freely travel through the three thousand worlds. She has two magical weapons: one is her beauty, and the other is...
These two magical weapons make her invincible.
And those supporting characters who provoke her often die suddenly.
[Livestream + PK + Going Crazy + Super Rich Brothers and Sisters + System]
Lin Sui has tied himself to the livestream wealth-making system. The more tips he receives, the richer the rewards.
To retain the brothers and sisters in the livestream, Lin Sui resorts to all sorts of tricks to brainwash them.
The livestream brother wants to see him dance through his hipsters?
Dance!
Lin Sui, wearing hipsters, bobs his head and delivers a rap song that blasts the brother's eardrums.
The brother: "..." It feels like he's trying to rob me, but it's so intoxicating...
The livestream sister wants to see a young, handsome guy?
Some sisters, some.
Lin Sui simply connects to the livestream and calls out to the audience, "Hey guys who want to save ten years of hard work, get on the mic!"
The livestream instantly transforms into a "If You Are the One" situation.
The sister: "..." That's exactly what it feels like! This kind of harem selection...
[Double rebirth + No male lead + Sweet pampering 1v1]
Double female leads, both clean, mutually devoted, and trusting each other. Neither of the female leads is a saint. If you like silly and naïve heroines, turn away. There are plot points involving manipulation. If you can’t stand scheming, leave quickly.
White-cut-black, step-by-step plotting Empress vs Quick-transmigration mission, honey-tongued and calculating Noble Consort.
The first time she transmigrated into a book, she thought she could rely on her cheat to advance step by step, laying a solid foundation and opening the door to a carefree life. But unexpectedly, her very first strategy attempt failed, and she was even forced to be reborn to try again.
After being reborn, she realized she had targeted the wrong person from the start — the one she was supposed to win over wasn’t the Emperor, it was the Empress!!!
Final mission: Fulfill the Empress’s deepest desire.
Jiang Qingwu looked at what that desire was and fell into deep thought: Not bad. Her desire… is me.