[Clean mind and body 1V1 hilarious pet article]
The uncle seven emperors who did not mention were married, but the bride was a parturient!
The new princess Xitang gave birth, and the Seven Emperor Uncles had double happiness, but since then they put on a diamond green hat.
When the iceberg prince is the first dude on the bar——
“I don’t need you to fight, and my concubine will give you a cheap son. What’s wrong with it?”
“The matter of inheritance is bigger than the sky, this kind of thing must still be done by himself.”
Seeing that Mengmengda’s son turned more and more like the one in front of him, Lu Xiaoxiao had a clever idea.
“Lu Xiaoxiao, what style do you run outside all day?”
“My concubine wants to save the common people!”
“Oh? How to save?”
“Dangdang pharmacy, the gospel of infertility!”
Just after retiring, Gu Xiyan was entangled by King Qin again.
King Qin looked down on Gu Xiyan, but he was greedy for her body and planned to take her as a concubine.
Gu Xiyan had a smile on her face, MMP in her heart. Becoming a concubine to an ex? It’s a joke, isn’t it good to make money?
I don’t want the peach blossoms to bloom, the second son of Yongcheng Hou and the third son of Qi Anbo all fall in love with her.
Zhou Mu, with [long legs], [buttocks] and [unbelievable appearance], was even more simple and rude, and went straight to the door to ask for marriage.
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On the day Qin Wang got married, Gu Xiyan also got married in a grand manner.
On this day, there were not a lot of guests in Prince Qin’s Mansion, all the dignitaries in the city went to Zhou Mansion for a wedding, and the emperor condescended to officiate the wedding ceremony for Zhou Mu and Gu Xiyan.
Everyone knows that Zhou Mu is the emperor’s eldest son raised among the people.
Later, Zhou Mu became the emperor, and Gu Xiyan became the queen just by lying flat.
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Zhou Mu is a man of unrivaled beauty, unique in the world, attracting the hearts of all the girls in the city, but he doesn’t understand amorous feelings, what love is.
Gu Xiyan, who was reborn and returned, knew that Zhou Mu was a non-marriage advocate, and never dared to have unreasonable thoughts about him.
Unexpectedly, on the day when she met with the third son of Qi Anbo, the noble and self-respecting man suddenly went berserk in the street, dragged her into the carriage, and asked her to marry him with red eyes: “My girl’s reputation has been ruined by me, so she can only marry me!”
[Rebirth, Overhead, Double C, Sweet Pet]
Many people felt frustrated by the lack of knowledge after time travel.
Many took their laptops with them during time travel and fell into an awkward situation with deficient electricity.
Many others took the troops with them and found that there were only logistics of 19th century.
Countless predecessors had died on the way, numerous on the land of another world.
A large number of people had achieved both success and fame after time travel, but failed to find the way back home.
Do you still regret not remembering the formula of glass?
Are you still confused about the ingredients of gunpowder?
Are you still trying to perfect the shape of mirrors?
Nowadays, a lot of colleges and universities are rushing about, looking for sponsorship; many institutions are drifting along the wave of bank notes; a host of experts’ and professors’ subjects have been brought to a halt because they are short of funds.
There is a solution to every problem.
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x The lunatic asylum exploded, the director Yun Zhonghe crossed, 29 genius mental patients entered the brain, making him have 29 weird talents!
Join the Undercover Agents in the Undercover Enemy for three years and three years. If I do not restore my status, I will become the Emperor of the enemy!
Ding! Welcome to the game of the gods~
The New Year’s bell rings, the world has changed…
In a perilous, terrifying and thrilling game, you will survive if you pass through the barriers and you will die if you fail.
This is a real survival game at the cost of life.
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Nangongnan’s teammates all know that this young, thin and slender girl is a sick child.
To survive all the way, it all depends on the kind help and luck of his teammates.
Until one day, they saw the little girl holding the monster’s head with her hands and twisting it off with a “click”.
Player: I don’t know why, they think this little girl is more terrifying compared to monsters…
At this moment, the murderous little girl suddenly fell to the ground weak and was caught by a pair of arms in time.
The little girl coughed weakly, and she pulled the sleeve of the man weakly and said: she almost died again. Fortunately, her teammate saved me.
Teammate: …It turns out that this is how our title of “kindness” came from.
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The players who teamed up with Nangong South felt that this little girl was a Koi carp.
Obviously, three steps, one cough, five steps, and one shake, but it is always possible to turn danger into a breeze.
Even the gods are full of compassion for her.
How can I think that this girl is brave, deceives the sky and deceives the game, and deceives the body and mind of the gods? ! !
All players: The boss is calm, it’s immoral to eat and be irresponsible.
Nangongnan: Seriously, we are playing horror games, not love games.
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Nangongnan: Only I am playing games seriously.
Shenming Heren: Only I am serious about falling in love.
His name is Liu Qiang. Four years ago, he woke up and found out that he had been transported to ancient China. The owner of the body was a soldier who was dumped in a mass grave. An old Taoist saved him. It gradually dawned on him that he was now in the later Han Period, which was among the shortest-lived regimes in the long history of China. Will he change history?
Shu Tong accidentally traveled to the fusion world where elves descended. Looking at the dying unicorn in his arms, the information that suddenly appeared in front of him was thought-provoking.
【Name】: Unicorn
【Attribute】: Bug, Poison
【Characteristics】: Escape
[Skill]: Spinning silk
[Talent]: low grade
[Recent turning point]: Due to being injured by the cat boss, he was unable to heal and was on the verge of death, but because the trainer awakened the power of Viridian, he changed his life against the sky.
PS: Pokémon, Pokemon, Pokémon, Pokemon, PM Doujin, Elvish
[Decisive killing! Invincible! No Madonna plot! 】
When a thunderbolt tore through the night and a blood moon descended, the world changed from then on, all beasts evolved, vegetation grew wildly, and wisdom was opened.
In just one night, the whole world fell into bloody chaos. The powerless human beings couldn’t stop the mutated beasts and the plants that started the evolution of Ganoderma lucidum, and countless human beings became their meals.
However, the people with the tattoos were horrified to find that the tattoos on their body surface also revived, giving them incomparably powerful power.
Gu Changqing travels back to the eve of the world’s mutation three years after the world’s mutation.
In his previous life, he was reduced to a low-level laborer because he had no tattoos on his body. Now he has traveled back and survived the troubled times. The first thing he did was to invite the world’s top tattoo masters to engrave the world’s top ten demon tattoos: Rahu, Qilin, White Tiger, Black Dragon, Death, Shura, God, Skeleton, Great Sage, Nezha!
Because he knew that engraving tattoos after the changes in the world would not awaken them and become powerful combat forces.
Before Feng Yi ascended the throne, no one wanted to marry him, an unexistent and unfavored prince. After ascending the throne, the harem was filled with the daughters of important officials in the court.
Looking at the hurt eyes and feeling upset, it is fortunate that they all feel that they have dirty their own dragon bodies.
He decided to choose a hot-tempered, arrogant, domineering and jealous woman into the palace, and put all these rubbish in the cold palace for him.
Song Yunzhao traveled to ancient times for 14 years, and has been developing obscenely. He just waited for the plot to start, and then turned into an arrogant, domineering, vicious and jealous villain. When he was defeated, he could choose a husband and live happily.
Later, Song Yunzhao looked at the doting Majesty smiling at her and said, “Zhaozhao, come here.”
Song Yunzhao only felt that something was wrong, the soles of his feet felt cold, and the dog emperor had a gentle face and cold eyes, he clearly wanted to use her as a weapon!
Chen An traveled to the world of cultivating immortals, and his cultivation talent was extremely poor. He was stuck in the third level of Qi refining for many years and could not make further progress.
Seeing that there is no hope of cultivating immortality, he chooses to return to ordinary life, and marries a wife to enjoy the ordinary happiness.
As a result, on the night of their marriage, they returned to the fairyland overnight.
It turned out that marrying a wife and enjoying ordinary pleasures was his way to become a fairy, and it could directly save him thousands of years of detours.