[System + Lighthearted + Humorous + Hogwarts Fanfiction + Fun]

In the dilapidated hut of the London orphanage, Professor Snape's face was so somber it seemed to drip water.

He never expected that a Muggle orphan's first words upon receiving an invitation from Hogwarts would be: "Is the tuition expensive? Can I take out several loans to invest?" [Resentment level +19!]

Signas, a transmigrator, awakens a system that allows him to absorb the "resentment" of others. Not only can he win incredible items through lotteries, but he can also directly enhance his magical skills! From magic immunity potions to instantly mastering profound spells, he discovers that Hogwarts is practically his personal "resentment ATM"!

Signas solemnly promised: I never provoke trouble, but if someone comes to me with their grievances, I will never hesitate to take action.

[You've successfully angered Snape and won the rare item 'Calming Potion' in the lucky draw!]

[You successfully tricked Professor Quirrell, gaining a large number of skill points and Levitation Charm LV10!]

You successfully pulled down Malfoy's pants...

You have successfully enraged Voldemort...

...

Hermione: Signas, that's incredibly disrespectful to the professor!

Ron: Hey buddy, you made Malfoy cry again!

Harry: Signas, how did you do that?

Voldemort: Damn it! Mudblood, what have you done...?

Signas: Actually, I really didn't mean to make you guys angry!

[Urban cultivation + X-ray vision-based divine doctor + decisive killing + lighthearted humor + invincible and exhilarating story]

Zhou Haoyu, a son-in-law who had married into the family, was kicked out of the house because he was blind.

Fortunately, there is always a way out. He obtained the inheritance of immortal cultivation, and as long as he cultivates with others, he will be invincible.

From then on, he rose against all odds, using golden needles to fight against the King of Hell, and a long sword to make all nations submit. With divine eyes he could see the heavens and the earth, and demonic eyes he could see yin and yang. He stirred up the winds and clouds and took control of the universe!

[Wild NPCs] [Magical Blind Box Opening] [Unique Infrastructure Building] [Battle Pets and Cards] [World Repairers] [No Couples]

In the struggle for survival at sea, others start with a small raft, but I start with a drifting island.

While others struggled to fish for treasure chests, I was constantly opening blind boxes on the island;

While others struggled to upgrade their rafts, I easily built infrastructure on the island.

Player: I see a moving island! Can I explore it?

NPC: Huh? How did I end up on an island? Where are the players who can complete the quest?

Player: Family, does anyone know? The NPCs on the drifting island are beautiful and kind-hearted, I'm saved!

NPC: Huh? Your island is quite unique! Are you new here? I've never seen you before.

Right now, I'm wearing sunglasses, eating watermelon, and humming a song as I wait for the little robot to bring me the treasure chest: "Your survival strategy and my survival strategy seem different..."

The new novel's rating just came out!

[Charismatic + Love at First Sight + No Fixed Male Lead + One-Sided Love + Competition + Mary Sue + Role-Playing + Green Tea Girl]

Shen Jiaojiao died because she raised too many fish. Because she was too awful, she was bound to a system that called itself "The Villainous Female Supporting Character Must Be Miserable" after her death. She needs to play the role of a villainous female supporting character in a hundred small worlds before she can be reincarnated.

Shen Jiaojiao didn't tell the silly system that she had a charmer complex, so as the silly system watched one world after another collapse in plot, and watched those outstanding and noble male leads fight each other for the villainous female supporting character, the silly system also collapsed...

World No. 1: Fighting Over a Contract Wife

World Two: A vicious female supporting character gets into a fight over an online romance.

World Three: A Fight Erupts Over a Scheming Eldest Daughter

World 4: A vicious female supporting character in a romance drama gets into a fight.

World Five: A Battle of Pure Hatred Warriors at the Noble Academy

World Six: A fight breaks out over a "green tea" female streamer.

World Seven: ...

Lin Yan, a down-on-his-luck young man, accidentally obtains a blood-dripping space.

Everything changed. They grew all kinds of premium vegetables, raised all kinds of rare and exotic animals, and partnered with the world's top 500 restaurants, becoming the school's largest vegetable supplier.

Crystal-clear greens, crystal cucumbers, crimson tomatoes, Chinese caviar, premium Kobe beef, and platinum wine.

Lin Yan's goal is to create a super farm.

However, besides being the owner of the farm, he also has many other special identities, such as broadcaster, university professor, special operations team agent, musician, actor...

In addition to these, he has many other talents. He is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine, flowers, and tea. He is skilled in kung fu, carving, and even taming demons. Oh, and he can even fly a plane.

Qin Tian is reborn during his high school years and is bound to the Perfect Life Reversal System.

My deskmate, Xia Nuannuan, was a chubby girl who was ridiculed and bullied.

However, only he knew how stunning Xia Nuannuan was after successfully losing weight and returning from studying abroad in her previous life.

Having lived a miserable and destitute life in his past life, this time, he decides to turn things around with the amazing girl sitting next to him.

Chu Chen, who died suddenly from staying up all night, unexpectedly transmigrated to the Starry Sky Railway world.

The thought of this world teeming with star gods and overflowing with extraordinary powers filled him with despair at the prospect of a bleak future.

Fortunately, at this time, the Rock Kingdom Revitalization System awakened.

As long as everything in the world of the Kingdom of Rock is gradually reproduced in the world of Collapse Iron, you can obtain generous rewards.

With these rewards, surpassing the Star God is only a matter of time.

And so...

When all sorts of magical creatures from the world of Rock Kingdom appeared, the entire world of Ironclad was in an uproar!

March 7th: "Meow Meow, Spark, and Blue are all our good partners!"

Xing: "Elves are so powerful, isn't raising them a better career path than being a Destiny Walker?"

Fireworks: "The Elf King is comparable to a Star God? Hahaha, this is hilarious!"

Fu Xuan: "There are five humans and three elves. General, you are not one of them..."

(The introduction is insufficient; please read the main text.)

[No Main Character][Movie Viewing][Starry Sky Railway][Honkai Impact 3] A mysterious force pulls the cosmic beings of the Starry Sky Railway into a movie theater. Here, the nameless passengers of the Starry Sky Train learn in advance of their pioneering journey. "Thanks for the invitation. I was just born, and before I even fought the Doomsday Beast, I was glanced at by the Destruction Star God. Before I was even stabbed by the Flame Spear, I was glanced at by the Preservation Star God," Xing said proudly. "I've only been in the Immortal Ship Luofu for a few days, how did I get exposed!" Huanlong trembled with anger…

[Ding! Congratulations on fusing with the Ronaldo template!] Lin Chuan, sitting on the Bayer Leverkusen U19 bench, was overjoyed to have obtained the Ronaldo template. The result... was Ronaldo from 2015! The fused version was the 39-year-old Ronaldo. While possessing top-notch ball skills, his stamina was only 15; acceleration 25; and reaction time 25. His physical condition was completely at the level of an average middle-aged man. [Ding! Ronaldo career simulation begins...] [Ding! In the past 10 seconds, you have experienced Ronaldo's complete career in first-person perspective...] It turns out that what was fused wasn't just technique and physique... but also Ronaldo's experience... [Ding! Completed the first goal in the Youth League, reward...]

[“Connection to the Multiverse Integrated Game Network (hereinafter referred to as the 'Multiverse Network') successful. Reading version information…”] [At the request of the recommender, the version setting of the 'Multiverse Network' is: Endless Enhancement of All Things.] [Player obtains a limited class: Sword Cultivator]... From [Extreme Speed] to [Fleeting Glimpse], from [Sharpness] to [Destroying All Laws], from [Refined Through a Thousand Hammers] to [Innate Treasure]... In the endless high sky, Li Xuan held his natal spirit sword, which had been enhanced countless times, looking down at the ogre empire below, and swung his sword... PS: Don't provoke the sword cultivators, those lunatics have big tempers and small minds… —Anonymous comment on the Multiverse Network (account deleted)