Su Cheng transmigrated to a High-Martial World and became a new student at the Martial Arts Academy. A bug appeared when he awakened his system, causing every everyday action to be considered cultivation.
Breathing: [You performed a brief Qi refinement; Breath +1.]
Drinking Water: [You drank a mouthful of low-grade Body Tempering Liquid; Physique +1.]
Sleeping: [You completed a night of deep meditation; Spirit +1.]
Watching an "Adult Film": [You watched an exciting martial arts duel; Comprehension +1.]
...
Class Beauty: "Why are you touching me?"
Su Cheng: "Would you believe me if I said I was cultivating strength?"
Ban Xingyuan, who has always just wanted to study mathematics and history quietly, never expected that he would always be inexplicably involved in the entertainment industry. Fortunately, such inexplicable things did not affect his academic research. On the contrary, the entertainment industry was turned upside down by his various unconstrained magical operations to the people who were stirring up. The greatest pride of his life was not his academic achievements, nor those relatives and friends who shined in the entertainment industry with his unintentional help, but the Chinese spirit that he deserved to be passed down to him by his grandfather.
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In his previous life, facing treacherous hearts, Xia Wuji was powerless to resist, struggling bitterly just to survive!
In this life, he wields a three-foot azure blade, determined to sever all injustice and leave not a single regret!
He is resolute in his climb back to the path of the Supreme, to witness the brilliant immortal light above the Nine Heavens!
The magicians living in human cities guard the fire of their ancestors, sing ancient ballads, but drive red wild horses and gallop on the highway with a speed limit of 120. In the
world of mages, Roach, the junior junior imbecile mage apprentice at Northern College, is in a miserable situation where there are not enough credits and he may repeat his grade. Fortunately, there is no way to the end of the world. He got the opportunity to give Du Zheng, a talented senior, a mascot, the opportunity to earn credits by doing social practice.
But this social practice seems to be quite different from what Roach thought. The ability to suddenly awaken, the wounds that never heal in memory... The world, with his life as a singularity, collapses rapidly.
The combination of the senior of the Genius Combat Mage and the junior of the Mage who amuses the imbecile must think of ways to find the truth behind all this.
Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.
Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!
This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:
“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”
As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—
I’ll live off soft rice until I die!
Our motto is:
“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”
Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.
Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:
“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”
Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:
1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.
2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.
3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.
Fang Che transmigrated into a High-Martial World, accompanied by the system that every transmigrator needs. It's just that this system... seems to have arrived fifty years too early?!
[Ding! Congratulations, Host, for binding the Elderly Comeback System!]
Fang Che: "Not cool, buddy, I'm only 18!"
[Ding! Quest issued: Strengthen your martial arts heart. Disregarding danger to your life, publicly insult your childhood friend, a Sixth-tier martial artist, to resolve your inner demons!]
Looking at his childhood friend, who only had the strength of a Seventh-level Apprentice, Fang Che fell into deep thought.
[Ding! Quest issued: Make up for past regrets. Mend your relationship with Martial Emperor Bai Ruoxi, your deskmate from 50 years ago whom you haven't contacted!]
Fang Che: "?"
"Seems like a simple meal of pork ribs with braised noodles would do it, huh..."
[Ding! Your childhood friend, enraged by the insult, sent a Fourth-tier subordinate to seek revenge. Please survive the enemy's attack until help arrives.]
Fang Che punched the subordinate flying...
[Ding! A beast tide is approaching. Lure away the Beast King, the Crimson Flame Qilin...]
Looking at the Third-tier monster in front of him, which resembled a small dog, Fang Che fell silent again...
"System, buddy, are all your quests this easy?"
In the 48th year of Konoha, my soul traveled through time to the Uchiha clan, and there were only three years left before the clan was exterminated!
The game started at hell difficulty, luckily I had a "Cause and Effect Library" in my mind!
Omniscient and omnipotent, knowing all future ninjutsu and conspiracies!
The Third Hokage? I'll expose your hypocritical mask to your face!
Danzo? I have memorized all 76 plots you have secretly planned!
Shisui, Itachi, stop struggling! Follow me, I will lead the Uchiha to fight their way out of the bloody battle!
On the night of the genocide, when Black Zetsu and Obito thought they had everything under control...
Little do they know that I have already laid a net of heaven and earth, and the entire ninja world will tremble because of the Uchiha!
I, Uchiha Qing, am not here to rewrite the plot, but to correct this twisted cause and effect!
[Single Female Lead + Sweet Romance + Slice of Life + Combat + War + God Slaying + Action-packed]
In a world where mysterious forces have descended and dangers lurk at every corner, Su Ze, blessed with exceptional combat talent and tactical awareness, enters an elite class at the Huaxia Academy designed to train pioneering warriors.
During these pleasant days, while walking home after class, he encounters a lonely red-haired girl in shrine maiden attire, huddled beneath a streetlight with her knees pulled close to her chest.
“Why aren’t you heading home at this late hour? Why are you crouching here alone under the streetlight?”
“I don’t have a home,” the girl shakes her head, “I’m afraid of the dark.”
(Slow-burning story, single female lead, no frustration, no abuse of the protagonist)
What is flying in the sky?
Pidgeot.
What's swimming in the water?
Magikarp.
What is running on the ground?
Duduli.
What the hell? What happened to the world? Did Nintendo take over the world?