By a bizarre twist of fate, a weak and sickly farmer, bullied by others, gains superpowers on his cell phone. A new group of immortals from beyond time appears on his QQ account, including Hua Tuo, Cheng Yaojin, Chang'e, and more… From then on, the farmer rewrites his life, stepping on villains, fighting bullies, battling masters, and rescuing beautiful women…

Lu Xiao transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and had just broken through to the Limit Douluo level.

Unexpectedly, the sky fell!

boom!

[The celestial curtain descends, revealing the Martial Soul Ranking!]

Only martial souls ranked among the top in Douluo Continent can be included on the list!

[Generous rewards await those on the leaderboard!]

"It seems I can no longer hide my Limit Douluo cultivation level!"

Lu Xiao looked up at the sky and sighed.

...

Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Clan: "Our clan's Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Martial Soul is a top-tier offensive Martial Soul in the Douluo Continent, and it is definitely among the top five."

Haotian Sect: "The Haotian Hammer is the number one weapon spirit in the world, and it must be ranked number one."

Tang San: "With the Clear Sky Hammer and the Blue Silver Emperor Martial Soul, I will definitely have a place on the list."

Challenge formidable foes and endlessly refine martial arts techniques. Possessing such a rare treasure, she transmigrated to a modern world devoid of spiritual energy and immortal cultivation. She was the only martial artist there. Just when Yi Ran thought she could relax, she suddenly discovered that something far more terrifying than immortals, Buddhas, gods, or demons existed in this world… They lurked in terrifying parallel universes, waiting to overlap with reality. Each overlap brought a terrifying resurgence. Evil gods filled the sky, ferocious spirits littered the land, and filth and evil rampaged across the despairing land. Mortals sacrificed themselves to become demon tamers, risking their lives for a sliver of survival. Yi Ran decisively joined them, progressing from the Iron Shirt Technique to the Sun-Devouring Divine Ape Transformation, from the Wind-Chasing Blade Technique to the Seven Limits of Devouring Heaven and Earth. She didn't seek immortality, only to sever a sliver of heaven. With my…

Liu Bian, a young man from the 21st century, is reborn in the Three Kingdoms period, becoming the young Emperor Liu Bian of Han, who is about to be deposed and poisoned by Dong Zhuo! Facing a life-or-death crisis, Liu Bian rises up and gains the recognition of the Heavenly Dao System, cultivating heaven-defying divine skills, establishing an "Unrivaled Dynasty," and conquering countless worlds! This is the story of the strong, the story of an emperor's reign! Boundary-Breaking Function: With points, one can travel to countless worlds, including the bio-world, the world of immortals and swords, Journey to the West, and the primordial world! Mission Function: Accept missions, earn points, and obtain generous rewards. Exchange Function: With points, you can exchange for cultivation techniques, martial arts skills, bloodlines, elixirs, weapons—everything is available. Watch as Liu Bian uses the Heavenly Dao System, bringing with him the civil and military officials of the Three Kingdoms, and his mighty cavalry, to conquer countless worlds and reign supreme over the universe!

Qin Ning came from humble beginnings and was a servant in the Jiang family of Yancheng from a young age. He joined the Zixiao Sect with the eldest daughter, Jiang Yanran, and became a menial disciple. He accidentally obtained a magic bottle, which could turn anything into a treasure.

The bottle also contains an unlimited supply of spiritual liquid for him to absorb; a single drop is worth a hundred spirit stones.

Absorbing the spiritual liquid not only enhances memory but also transforms the physical body; a drop of its blood is considered a divine medicine.

His rise to power began from there...

Modern youth Lu Ping transmigrates to a martial arts world and discovers that something is amiss in this world of martial arts—

"Brother, would you like to see Master Yan's treasure map? Three hundred taels of silver for a set!"

"Unprecedented! The Dragon Guard Manor has publicly recruited spies across the entire martial arts world!!"

According to a report by "Jianghu Commentary," the gender antagonism in the martial arts world is becoming increasingly tense...

"Breaking news from the Open Pavilion: The era of lake-connected networks is coming soon."

Today's topic: Xiong Ba fiercely battles the Iron-Blooded Marquis, and Guan Qi battles the Black and White Gentlemen!

What kind of nonsense is this...?

The system says: Enough said, the set from 'Big Thunderbolt' is delivered right here. Please hop on board and get ready to explore the magnificent world!

【The Gentleman's Demeanor, the Root of Heaven and Earth, the Prajna Repentance】

"I am a gentleman, so of course I will choose to cultivate the demeanor of a gentleman!"

【Water and Wind Walking Steps, Bagua Maze Steps, Seven Star Cloud Steps】

"Men only care about one word: speed! Let's do a set of Water Wind Walking Steps!"

[Intercourse and Qi Transfer, Bewitching Flute Sounds, Heavenly Maiden's Gentle and Alluring Yin Techniques]

"What does this mean? It feels weird..."

[Shennong Glazed Tile Skill, Eighth-Rank Supernatural Power, Five Aspects of Heavenly Buddha]

"System, come out here! Tell me honestly what you want to do!"

How can a cockroach find a chance to survive in the world of cultivation?

People all turn their noses in disgust and laugh at me for crawling into dung heaps and eating scraps, but in this world, has there ever been an ironclad rule that determines the worth of a living being based on its physical appearance?

Cultivators can absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and build the Golden Core Dao. Am I destined to be trapped in a ditch and never see the light of day?

You laugh at my lowliness, but I will dig out my own spiritual roots from the dung.

You say I'm not worthy to embark on the path of immortality? Then I will use this despised body to leave clear, unique traces of a cockroach on that ethereal path of immortality.

The path to immortality is long, but I am determined to become one.

Lin Ming, who transmigrated into the body of a third-rate good-for-nothing in Ye Family Village in the southern border of the Gu Realm, woke up in a pigsty.

Until a clear, ethereal voice echoed in his mind: "Capital is a boat, and also a shackle... observe the stars and move with ease."

She helped him raise the Gu poison, taught him wisdom, and helped him deduce the myriad things in the universe.

He thought it was a deal, until the cold stars began to shift their course for him.

This time, I'm not acting for the sake of the world's people, but only for you.

Will the sleeping pig boy of Qingmao Mountain dream of Aunt Xingxiu?