My fiancée cut my tendons and veins, sealed my coffin and buried me alive! But they don't know that I was destined to be the King of Hell...
[Folk horror, Feng Shui spells, incense offerings]
Feng Shui physiognomy, painted skin to
summon souls, walking the underworld to drive away corpses, ghost magic, tattooing Yin tattoos, hanging puppets, wax sealing the red door, dogs digging pits on the grave ridge, ghosts feasting in the river temple, the Five Thunders Law can break the filth, Hu Huang Bai Liu invites Taoist soldiers,
paper-making guests do not order living people, the second leatherworker makes leather sewing needles, Miaojiang raises Gu, Nanyang raises little ghosts...
An Rugu just graduated from university and returned to her small, mountain village to inherit a rundown Daoist temple.
The Daoist temple is simple and solemn, but there are no visitors, and there is no money for incense.
She heard that doing livestreams can earn money, so she decided to give it a try.
But her livestream isn’t singing and dancing—she tells fortunes.
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A divination livestream appeared on the Shark streaming platform, and the netizens who saw it dismissed it at first.
[It’s 2021, and there are still people who practice feudal superstition.] [Look at you, you scam artist.]
But soon enough, the comments changed completely.
[Ah, master, you said my head was a little green, and my boyfriend who has been with me for ten years really cheated on me!]
[Master, you said that I was facing a bloody disaster. Thank you, master, for saving my life.]
After becoming popular, An Rugu somehow took over the task of promoting the Netherworld and became its spokesperson to the living.
Livestream divination to the living during the day—live attraction for ghosts at night.
[My grandpa came to me in a dream and told me to burn more paper money, so he can reward the streamer with dream money. Damn, the Netherworld really exists?!”]
[F*ck! The thief cried and returned the money to me after seeing the appearance of Hell in the livestream. He said he doesn’t want to go to Hell in the future.]
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Slice of life—except that An Rugu’s daily life consists of livestream divinations, conversing with denizens of the Netherworld, and running a halfway home for ghosts who don’t want to reincarnate yet.
Oh, and she also manages a small Daoist temple atop a pretty mountain with a magnificent view of the sky, rising through the clouds.
Legend has it there was a group of people who understood Yin and Yang, knew Feng Shui, comprehended talisman drawing, grasped destiny analysis, could capture ghosts, and perform exorcisms. However, they weren't disciples of any renowned sect; instead, they hailed from the common folk, known in the martial arts world as the Luban inheritors.
For decades, the Luban inheritors vanished without a trace. Those within the Xuanmen (mystic arts community) believed they had disappeared into the tides of history. But with the emergence of a mischievous young man named "Yan Shouyi," the Xuanmen world, which had been peaceful for decades, was once again plunged into turmoil...
Chu Yuan traveled through a parallel world and served as an archaeological apprentice in a celebrity live broadcast archaeological variety show "National Treasure". During the show, he went deep into the Longling Labyrinth and discovered a Western Zhou Dynasty tomb. When everyone was about to open the coffin, they were stopped in time by Chu Yuan.
Chu Yuan lit a candle in the southeast corner of the tomb, and the words "People light candles, ghosts blow out the lights" immediately made everyone in the live broadcast room excited.
The popular science devices such as the Armillary Sphere, the Hanging Soul Ladder, the Nine Palaces and Eight Trigrams are worshipped by countless experts and professors in China.
I thought Chu Yuan was just doing it for the show effect, but I didn't expect that in the following archaeological excavation, Chu Yuan's skills would amaze everyone and shock the whole world.
As the archaeological work continues, more and more dangers, ferocious beasts and mechanisms emerge. The authorities intervene strongly and the country invites Chu Yuan to take action.
In the face of Chu Yuan's powerful strength, Longling, Pingshan,...
The world is abnormal as a demon
The spirit of the thing is the essence
Lingering soul is tricky
Strange things
Sili Xiaoli, formerly known as Crouching Tiger, was set up by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to treat witchcraft and catch traitors.
Resurrection of spiritual energy and mystery on a global scale, human beings are groping and embarking on the path of spiritual practice. The ghosts and ghosts hidden in the legends emerge one by one. There are still countless demons shaking in the shadows. It is a museum that no one cares about. The tiger waist card made Wei Yuan the last lieutenant of the present day, and took him to many strange things throughout the ages.
The strange things of ancient and modern times, the son does not talk about strange powers, but does not speak or listen to it.
Cut it temporarily.
An eight-faced Han sword, cut all the sprites.
Life and death are determined, and the way of heaven is deliberate.
When Wei Yuan was finally able to lie down on a wooden chair and squint in the sun in the peaceful years, countless demons and ghosts had been sealed in the museum behind him.
Ying Junchu, a big business man, the richest man in the world, with a peerless appearance, perfect skills, and an unrestrained favorite.
A media interview.
Q: Why is Mr. Ying so keen on business?
Answer: Earn money to support your family.
Q: What does Mr. Ying think about Zhao’s plagiarism of Young Master Ling’s work?
A: It’s getting cold, and the Zhao family should go out of business.
Q: What is Mr. Ying’s plan for the future development of Dixia Group?
A: According to the family’s preference.
…………
The interviewer flips the table (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻
It means that they are serious business media, not a show of affection!
[Sick and fake loli metaphysical heroine VS black belly enchanting boss hero]
Chitose, who was raised on the mountain to practice since childhood, has gone down the mountain!
In the eyes of the brothers, he is the soft and cute little white rabbit’s thousand years old, but he is actually a hidden martial arts metaphysical double boss.
Do you think she is soft and easy to tear down?
No, no, she can knock down a strong man with one punch.
After meeting the black-bellied, paranoid and gloomy Ling Shen boss, Chitose blinked a pair of big innocent eyes like a deer, and said: “Friend, I think you are extraordinary with a sky pattern in your palm, can you let me know your birth date? ”
Ling Shen, the black-bellied boss, pretended to be poor: “In fact, my family is in trouble, the company went bankrupt, and I was hunted down for paying debts.”
The pure-minded Chitose patted his chest: “Don’t worry, I will steal my brother’s money to support you!”
Big Brother Business Giant: “?”
The second brother of Professor Ruya: “?”
Genius hacker third brother: “?”
The fourth top chef: “?”
The top five brothers in the music world: “?”
[The story of the heroine giant wearing a vest and going down the mountain to collect her grandson. Narrator: Grandson +1+1+1+10086……]
The Lin family’s adopted daughter returned, and the whole family had to kneel down and shout for aunt. However, as the Sovereign of the Immortal Sect who ruled the seven hills in his previous life, Lin Jian had also seen the world, and waved his hand on the spot: All dear grandsons are flat!
The scumbags screamed: Shit Auntie, you are not worthy of a poor girl! !
Lin Jian ha ha, he picked up an unpretentious little chubby, and said confidently: “I declare that the future heir of the Lin family is you!”
A year later, Lin Xiaopang became tall, rich and handsome, his aunt spoiled him behind him, and the bully hit him in front of him: “Try my aunt!”
A year later, Auntie became the hottest aunt in the live broadcast room. Fans screamed: “Auntie please pamper me again!!”
A year later, all the big guys knelt down and kowtow to the big guy while beating his children and grandchildren: “Babbit rabbit, kneel down and call me auntie!”
A year later, Yan Jingchen, the male god of hormones walking in the imperial capital, pulled Lin Jian into his arms and declared his sovereignty: “Mine, all go!”
Lin Jian:…………
What should I do if the man who was forced to call his aunt by pressing his head forcibly looked at his own eyes? ? Waiting online is very anxious~~
[I treat you as a junior, but you always want to soak me? ? 】
Once I’ve become Immortal, then my attempt to conquer the world shall begin.
I, Zhong Shan, in order establish a supreme heavenly dynasty, must marshal all the luck that I can gather to cleanse my own karma. Then I will have the strength to fight heaven itself, create a new world, and live forever.
First: Fate
Second: Luck
Third: Feng Shui
Four: Cultivate Inner Virtue.
Five: Fame
To gain eternal life.
To obtain fame, one must establish a heavenly dynasty and amass the luck of the world!
To cultivate inner virtue, one must establish holy sites and accumulate an immeasurable amount of merit!
To cultivate Feng Shui one must learn to communicate between yin and yang and control the powers of heaven and earth!
To cultivate luck! To cultivate fate!
Ask the whole world, who can have eternal life!
Sunanzhi was born with a heart attack and was once asserted that she would not live to be 18 years old.
But she survived. Because of her unique eyes, her heart was gradually exercised to be calm. Later, when she saw Jiang Beiyu for the first time, she heard a song in her chest.
He is so handsome.
Sunanzhi really fits the image of a sick and weak beauty, and she is born as a daughter who has been raised in a mountain village for more than ten years. Her uncles and cousins in the family look at her more like a clown jumping on the beam.
Until later, the beam jumping clown rubbed off all the little vests on his body…
Theater one:
Because of Su Nanzhi’s heart disease, her classmates are usually afraid of irritating people and getting sick, and they even speak softly. Later, in the early morning, several classmates who love horror movies met Sunan Zhi unexpectedly in the midnight theater of the cinema.
classmate:”……”
Is the tolerance level of heart disease so high now?
Sunanzhi: Will you listen to my explanation?
You may not believe it when you say it, the ghosts in the movie are not as scary as the ones she saw in the novice village.
Theater two:
The handsome and handsome young man looked at Su Nanzhi’s previous diary and learned that she coveted her face, and it was not a day or two.
He frowned, as if he had encountered a problem that was more difficult than Goldbach’s conjecture. After a long time, he finally couldn’t help asking her:
“Are you sure you only look at my face?”
“I’m in good shape too, do you want to be healthy too?”