Lu Ye's reputation collapsed after his love affair was exposed and he was blackened by the entire internet. He decided to do something desperate and simply dyed his hair yellow and participated in a love variety show filmed abroad!
At the beginning, he kidnapped Liu Tianxian in front of all the black players! Let all the black players break through the defense!
Haters, please speak up! I'll let you smear me and make your mentality explode!
The dating variety show requires the guests to support themselves and earn their living expenses, and will not provide any financial or material assistance!
So Lu Ye took Liu Tianxian to set up a roadside stall, and conquered a group of foreigners with his fried rice!
Singing on the street, the classic song "We will Rock you" by Queen directly caused the whole street to stomp their feet and sing along!
The song "Flower Guardian" solidified Lu Ye's reputation as a perverted scumbag, and his reputation was damaged for a time!
Fortune telling on the street makes some foreigners call it mysterious oriental magic and makes them exclaim God!
Telling Harry Potter stories on the street brought the audience into the splendid world of magic, but there was a writer's block at the most critical moment, making foreigners call it a dead eunuch!
Foreigners regard you as a wizard and Harry Potter as an autobiography of the mysterious magical world!
He would do a big event every once in a while, and just like that, Lu Ye actually had a group of loyal fans abroad!
The audience in the live broadcast room, who originally hated Lu Ye and blackened him online, gradually changed their attitude. Damn! This man seems to have something...
How much work does he have left? What skills does he have?
(If you don't like it, be careful!) Lin Yu traveled through the pirate world, and at the beginning he received a pirate group devil fruit given by the system. As long as he recruited special crew members, he could gain benefits, and by forming a bond with them, he could gain their abilities. In this way, Lin Yu's road to becoming the king of Marijoa began. Sengoku: Damn Lin Yu, return Tina and Gion. Kaido: Kid, put down Runti Yamato! Big Mom: Katakuri, where is Smoothie? Kingdom of Women: Hey, where is the Empress? Lin Yu sat high on the void throne, overlooking the world. "I am the king of the world, isn't it reasonable for me to have three palaces and six courtyards?"
Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!"
Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!"
Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too."
Lin Mo reincarnates into the world of Fuyuki as the only Crimson Demon Clan member who can’t use magic. At twelve, he proposes to an evil god, and from then on begins his journey—rampaging through anime worlds alongside his evil god wife and his entire hometown!
Gilgamesh: Despicable brat, you dare sneak attack me!?
Lin Mo: Golden Shiny! Hand over your Gate of Babylon… then go die!
Fleet Admiral Sengoku: The Crimson Demons… a clan powerful enough to destroy the world. We must never cross them!
Kibutsuji Muzan: You cheating scum! Blowing up the Infinity Castle with Explosion? That’s totally cheating!
What if you had clones that obeyed your every command…
And each one came with overpowered, max-level abilities?
Tang Chen, a struggling web novel author, wakes up one day to find a mysterious person lying beside him—his first clone.
Soon, more clones appear. Each one is randomly generated with insane full-level skills
— One becomes his personal bodyguard.
— One manages his daily life.
— One helps him run a company.
— One handles his investments.
— And one even writes better novels than him!
With his unstoppable army of clones, Tang Chen becomes the ultimate
behind-the-scenes boss. No hard work, no risks—just lying back and winning at life.
Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.
Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.
Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.
The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.
The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.
On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.
The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.
Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.
Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.
Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.
Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.
> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”
Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”
> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?
Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”
> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”
Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:
> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”
Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:
> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”
Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:
> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”
Xiao Yunfei: “??????”
I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?
You really are a woman in mourning, huh!
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Tags: Light-hearted
Main Character POV
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One-sentence summary:
Took home a Princess Royal by accident.
Zhao Chen traveled to the Blue Planet, which has a culture similar to that of Earth, and obtained a game production system. As long as the player's emotion value increases, he can continuously upgrade his system and make better games.
Dragon Country’s gaming industry in a cold winter? No problem, Zhao Chen started with “Knowledge is Power”.
Anchor Su Qingwei: "Word game? Haha, what's so fun about this game?"
After a while: "What the hell! I was mocked as an illiterate?"
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Chen released a series of torturous games, including "Cat Rio", "I Wanna", and "Dig to Survive", in which countless players were tortured to the point of howling.
"Fuck, Auntie, is this a game for humans?"
"Zhao Chen, you bastard, can you let me see first?"
Before Zhao Chen knew it, he had accumulated enough emotional points. Just then, a foreign game producer mocked Long Country for not having good games. Zhao Chen directly created a "Dark Soul"!
The journey of a legendary game producer begins from now on!
Transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong became the malicious cannon-fodder female supporting character in a cultivation novel. Her aptitude was terrible, and she even forced the female protagonist to take her into the top sect during a cultivation tournament. After joining, she kept opposing the female protagonist, only to meet a tragic end.
To happily survive, Ye Linglong immediately gave up on threatening the female protagonist and turned her back on the prestigious sect. She joined the worst sect in the cultivation world instead. Being a malicious supporting character? Not for her! She just wanted to live beautifully on her own.
She thought joining the worst sect would let her laze around, eat, drink, and play like a salted fish. But who would’ve guessed that everyone in this “worst” sect was a borderline-insane villain, constantly on the edge of corruption, ready to sacrifice themselves one by one to the female protagonist?
Wait… Is their sect about to be wiped out? Don’t panic, she’s got this.
First Senior Brother: Seeks revenge after his entire clan is massacred, rampages through the cultivation world, but is eventually defeated by the female protagonist?
Junior Sister: “Senior Brother, I know her cultivation, techniques, and all her treasures. Come on, let’s power up! We can’t lose!”
Second Senior Brother: Hides his demon bloodline but is discovered and hunted by everyone?
Junior Sister: “Why are you hiding? With your badass bloodline, you could dominate both realms! I even know where the interdimensional portal is—go conquer them!”
Third Senior Brother: Becomes a demon after his golden core shatters and his meridians are ruined, eventually becoming a major boss defeated by a coalition?
Junior Sister: “I know a place where you can rebuild your golden core and repair your meridians. Hold on, we’ve got this team fight in the bag!”
Fourth Senior Brother: Falls in unrequited love with the female protagonist, gets heartbroken, and turns dark, only to be killed by the male lead?
Junior Sister: “This won’t work! Look, Simp No. 1 gives her treasures, Simp No. 2 signs contracts… You, Simp No. N, might as well just sacrifice yourself!”
The entire sect looked at their teary-eyed, seemingly weak, yet trouble-stirring, nonsensical junior sister: Was this joker sent by the monkeys to mess with us?
One day, Chu Shun—a shameless guy who would rather take off his pants than hang himself properly—crossed over to a parallel world. There, he acquired a system called the [Film Fund]. What’s it like to make movies without fearing a financial loss or needing investors?
“As a director, I never care about box office returns!”
So, Chu Shun pulled out Kill Bill. But because it was too bloody, it unsurprisingly failed to get the “Dragon Seal” (the film approval mark in China).
Very well. Kill Bill, which made $180 million at the box office on Earth, ended up as an online B-movie in the parallel world...
“I think there are three absurd things in this world.
First, bad people often live better lives than good ones.
Second, when you're in trouble, friends help without hesitation—yet when they're in trouble and ask you for money, you say they're not real friends.
Third, a whole crowd of you are standing here listening to me talk about the art of film.”
—Chu Shun, speaking at the American Film Academy.
Some of the works by "foreign trauma" director Chu Shun include:
Lord of War, The Hunt, Farewell My Concubine, The Legend of 1900, The Intouchables, City of God, Cinema Paradiso, Malèna, Dead Poets Society, and more.
In the 1496th year of the Sea Circle Calendar, Gol D. Roger and others found Naruto, who was almost starved to death because of lack of food, on an isolated island. A few decades later, Uzumaki Naruto also stepped onto the stage of the sea. He was called: "One man's army", "great hero", "gluttonous devil", "the most evil person", "the world government's wanted criminal", "the former crew member of One Piece". In the 1520th year of the Sea Circle Calendar, Naruto, who had given up looking for his hometown, planned to go to the East China Sea to see the boy that Shanks had placed his dream on. In the 60th year of Konoha, Naruto woke up in his little bed again, confused. It seems that he doesn't really want to go back here. Can I go back to the other side? Now that things have come to this, let's eat first. Orochimaru: Naruto, do you crave power? Naruto: I crave food and wine. Orochimaru: Haha, no problem... A week later, looking at the empty warehouse...