Let’s see what my superpower is: Complete Self, Time Ability, Magnetic Field Power!

With both Time Power and Magnetic Field Power, plus something called Complete Self—am I not invincible?

What about other people’s superpowers?

World Reset, Human Superman, Dream Manipulation, Magical Girl Transformation, Isekai Transmigration, Fantasy Manifestation.

Wow… everyone’s abilities are so cool!

So, is it too much if I summon my adoptive father and brother with a Hell War God?

Once he traveled through a fantasy world, the system left a message saying that his talent was too high and ran away. The angry Ye Fei vowed to find this damn system back.

I can refuse it, but you can't refuse to give it to me! You brought me here and you want to run away? No way!

You join the holy land at the beginning, but before you can learn the skills, you suddenly encounter a secret realm opening?

In order to be able to find out whether the system was in the secret realm, Ye Fei spent ten minutes creating the Emperor Scripture and entered the secret realm.

One day later, the Holy Land was shocked. What? A new disciple entered the secret realm? Hurry up and save him! Wait, the secret realm was ruined by him? Is there a conspiracy behind this secret realm? Oh my God, the entire demon sect was destroyed by him?

The next day, Ye Fei regrouped and vowed to find the system, and then...

Holy Land: What did you say? In three days, Ye Fei swept across the entire continent? Wait! In four days, he quelled the death catastrophe? In five days, he went to all the restricted areas and said he wanted to find the system? In six days, he searched all three thousand universes?

Demon Cult: Who among my family members understands? He broke through the realm with just one sentence of the height of the fountain. How do we play this?

Penalty zone: Oh my god, whoever can’t win can just shout slogans, and after shouting, their strength will increase dramatically.

Seven days later, the three thousand universes in the lower world, which were in chaos because of Ye Fei's disturbance, saw Ye Fei ascending to the fairyland, and they were immediately filled with tears of excitement.

Several years... scratch it out. A month later, news came from the Fairyland that shocked the entire lower world. Did Ye Fei destroy the entire Fairyland again?

Wait! What are you talking about? He was looking for a subsystem to gather endless time and space? He directly cut off time and space and ruled the world for eternity?

[Fun article! Relaxed! Hilarious! Playful! Invincible! Overwhelming! Incredible talent! Speedrun! Magnificent! High energy! ]

〖Funny+Silly+Relaxed+Sneak Peek〗 Travel to the book and get a system that makes you stronger by writing book reviews. [Heroine, something is wrong with you. You want to be gentle to the hero, you want to admire and love the hero... But you are more fierce than me, the villain? ] [Finally, you are going to be slapped in the face by the hero. Hurry up and stop pretending. After the fight, I have to play games and I don’t have time to waste with you! ] [Heroine, your character is broken. You should hate me. How can you help me? ! Please respect my villain character, okay? ] As more and more book reviews are written, the heroine’s character is completely broken, and none of them play according to the routine...

In his final year of high school, Chen Zhou suddenly activates an “Emperor-Raising System.”

“Fellow ministers, I ask you—what exactly does an emperor do every day?”

He looks at the Zhihu post he'd written and the hundreds of mocking replies:

“If you're asking this with such commitment, your delusions are severe. Go see a doctor.”

“Funny question, but let me answer seriously. An emperor governs, appoints officials, builds infrastructure, quells rebellions—and strolls through the garden with his consorts.”

“I’m a webnovel author. This idea’s great. I’m using it—hope you won’t complain.”

Frustrated, Chen Zhou turns away from the comments and focuses on the system’s interface:

Emperor Stats. Court Politics. Three Thousand Consorts. Eastern and Western Secret Police...

He pours his energy into ruling, day after day, just trying to be a good emperor.

Being emperor is just too hard.

[Traditional sect + Xianxia + no system + multiple female protagonists + playing with memes + funny]

Wu Yong, a mediocre disciple of Yunhai Peak of the Evangelism Sect, discovered that his way of cultivating immortals seemed to be wrong after awakening his Yin-Yang eyes.

When others go down the mountain to do missions, they face all kinds of hardships, but when he goes down the mountain to do missions, he always meets his confidante;

While others flew with swords, he rode a calico cat as a mount and flew everywhere;

While others were exorcising demons, he received frequent invitations to dual cultivation from his master, senior sister, junior sister, fox sisters, female knights, female ghosts, and the drought demon.

The style of Xiuxian world gradually becomes weird:

Master Yu Ruyi: "My dear disciple, the evil spirit has entered my body. Take off your clothes quickly and help me expel the evil spirit."

Fellow disciple Liu Ruyue: "Fellow Daoist Wu, tonight do you want me to transform into the appearance of elder sister Liu Ruyan or the second sister Liu Rumei?"

Tushan sisters: "We have agreed that after tonight you will give us one third of the Tushan secret treasure!"

Hanba Gonggong: "Brother, I warm the bed better than the sisters!"

Ghost Shen Qian: "Husband, do you want to tell ghost stories or practice joy meditation tonight?"

The Shushan Sword Immortal used the Ten Thousand Swords to collect the swords of other Taoist friends and sold them at the Wanjin Chamber of Commerce, but was hunted down; the Demon Ancestor Luohou visited the Jiaofang Bureau every day; the heir of the Tianji Pavilion made money by arranging marriages; the Crown Prince of Dachu appeared to be a gentleman, but in fact he was cruel and cruel and practiced the evil black lotus technique...

Wu Yong: "Are you sure it's okay to cultivate immortality like this?!"

The five regions and four seas are fighting for the throne.

Lu Chen, who traveled through time, struggled for half his life, but he was just a teacher in a famous academy. He thought that the brilliant world had nothing to do with him, but he finally waited for the golden finger.

He can see everyone's fate, as well as the confusion and hardships they face. As long as he preaches and solves people's problems, he can get high rewards.

The heavier the fate of the person you are solving puzzles for, the higher the reward you will get.

The young man whose cultivation level regressed and became a good-for-nothing, will he be the supreme ruler in the future?

Solve their doubts and reward them with a heavenly skill! A hundred years of cultivation!

The compassionate girl in white dress will be the goddess of the holy land?

Solve their puzzles and reward them with magical elixirs!

…………

Many years later, whenever the Empress Daozu talked about her childhood experiences, she would always mention the teacher in the blue robe.

“Without the Master, I would not be where I am today.”

Famous game media writer Jiang He transmigrated to a parallel world and accidentally bound to a “Game Producer System.” In this parallel world—Blue Star—technology is highly advanced, with fully developed virtual reality technology. Major companies are all focused on developing large-scale multiplayer online VR games, while single-player games are considered obsolete and are gradually declining.

Jiang He scoffed at this.

“With all this technology, this is what you’re showing the brothers?”

“Watch me do something crazy for real!”

…

Years later.

In an interview with an official media outlet, Mr. Jiang—the top-tier game producer behind a series of masterpieces like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Outlast, Fatal Frame, The Evil Within, and Siren—looked earnestly into the camera.

“My success honestly isn’t some big secret.”

“If I had to say one thing, it’s that I’ve always stuck to creating joy for players from the heart!”

Ye Ying traveled through Douluo and obtained a BUG-level cheat code, which enabled him to modify the plot.

Tang San was walking on the road, and Ye Ying turned him into a woman.

His martial spirit awakened, and Tang San was a little confused when he saw the blue silver fox he summoned,

especially because this blue silver fox was also intelligent. She called herself Liu Ruyan.

The first thing Tang San did after awakening his martial spirit was

to burn his house to relax, and then burn a village to cheer him up.

The father and daughter were directly imprisoned.

Tang San was fooled and was ready to kneel down and worship Yu Xiaogang as his teacher.

Ye Ying made a modification in return. Tang San turned his back to Yu Xiaogang and knocked his head on the back to ask Yu Xiaogang to marry her.

【Host, host! I might be late, but I, the Femme Fatale Conquer System, am here to accompany you!】

【Now, let’s first conquer Momoana, a legendary female emperor who boasts looks and wits.】

Shu Yichao: “Charge, my nomads! Show them our unrivaled archery!”

And so, Momoana died.

【My host, I’ll assume what happened earlier was an accident. We have to succeed for the next one. Our next conquer target is Purin, a lofty and cold sorceress.】

Shi Yichao: “Clear the mobs and stack skeletons! I shall bring the undead calamity upon the world!”

And so, Purin died.

【…Maybe you didn’t hear me clearly, my host. I said court her, not cull her. Our next target–】

Shu Yichao: “Build the hive and spam the worms. My hive mind shall devour the world! Who can compete with me?”

【…】

Shi Yichao: “Halleluyah! I have finally gotten rid of every single one of them! Speaking of which, System, it has been a long time since you last spoke to me?”

【I’m tired. Just go and destroy everything.】

(No national football team, no system)

Is there really a football genius among 1.4 billion people?

Yes, brothers, yes.

Chen Tao sacrificed his shooting skills in exchange for a ball sense that surpassed Ronaldinho!

Professor Wenger broke the defense:

"You passed 5 people in a row to the penalty area, why didn't you just shoot?"

Chen Tao: "Wouldn't it be safer to pass the goalkeeper and shoot at an empty goal?"

"Just say whether it went in or not!"

The peerless genius that Mourinho, Guardiola, Ancelotti and Klopp fought for

came out of nowhere!

Florentino: Spend 100 million to buy Chen? No, he is worth at least 200 million!

Ronaldo: "Messi? No, Chen is my only rival. I will definitely surpass him in the Ballon d'Or!"

When Chen Tao became the big devil of European football with his god-level skills.

The whole world realized that this was not his complete form?

…

"Sacrifice the header level in exchange for 100% shooting skills?"

"Sacrifice the interception level in exchange for Bolt's speed?"

"Sacrifice the flirting level in exchange for a body of steel?"

Sorry, please give me more!

As the king of football, I have been flirted with by girls, who else would flirt with girls!