System: “My s*upid Host, do you desire Ninjutsu?”

Host: “NO! I long for girls, the kinds that are soft and cute!”

System: “When you become the strongest in the Ninja World, at the

pinnacle, you can have whatever you want!”

Host: “Then Ninjutsu is what I long for!”

Lu Beixiao, a cold-faced male god, has always convinced people with his fists, and after he gets better with Ye Qiao, he abuses people with dog food! ! !

What prosperous white lotus, male second, male third, male four… all were killed by dog food!

Reborn back 20 years ago, facing Lu Beixiao at the age of 21, Ye Qiao just wanted to tease him, love him, marry him, and make up for the regrets of his previous life.

In her previous lifetime, her father fought for the country but was killed. Ten thousand arrows pierced him to death. Her elder sister protected her innocence and lost her life.

But she produced perfume for him and collected the wealth of the world for him.

Even more, her eldest brother was forced to death, so that her eldest brother was dismembered by five horses, and there was no whole body.

Her ten fingers were also chopped off, her wrist was broken, and she was beaten to death with a stick.

Her mother said, “My little Ah Ning, mother hopes that in this life someone will be there to treat you like a treasure, block all the pain for you, cover all the wind and rain for you”.

But her mother would never know that because of her mistakes, when she died, the bones of her whole body were shattered, and she had severe injuries that even her bones were visible.

He—an enigmatic and cold-blooded soldier with a mysterious background.

She—a ruthless and bloodthirsty spy.

After she transmigrated out of the blue, she held a knife to his neck on their first meeting— marking the beginning of their twisted fate.

One day, she pinned him to a wall.

“I’ve been teasing you for so long but you aren’t reacting at all, you’re forcing me to…”

Before she could finish, he smiled wickedly and counterattacked.

“Good girl, this is what you call sending a lamb to a tiger’s mouth.”

Then, he sealed her lips with a kiss…

Fang Yu, who has practiced for nearly five thousand years, still hasn’t broken through the key refining period… Now its the modern period in earth. “I might be in the key refining period but you don’t want to mess with me”.

In her last life, as a cold-blooded assassin, she died without leaving her body behind and was reborn to the time when she was 15 years old with a supernatural ability.

Teaching a lesson to the parents whom are jerks, playing around with the selfish younger sister, slapping the faces of weirdo relatives.

Outstanding and high combat ability, who said that both looks and intelligence can’t be applied to the same person? With that said, she got the attention of a military officer.

“You’re suspected for the crime of murder, hacking into the general server system…… There’s too many crimes to be listed, you need to be apprehended immediately.”

Song Ye raised her eyebrow and got onto the military officer, “According to Young Master Qin, if I want to be cleared off of those crimes, is there any good suggestion for it?”

A certain someone’s eyes darkened and said, “Marry me.”

Reborn and return to the age of 18, Su Mian vowed to use medical skills to benefit all mankind.

“Daughter-in-law, I’m by your side, why don’t you benefit me first…”

Before rebirth, Su Mian insisted on marrying a perverted scum man, and missed the military commander Wei for 30 years. After rebirth, Su Mian wanted to marry Chief Wei… Chief Wei has only three words to his wife in this life: pet, pet, pet!

A top-secret test explosion brought Xiao Ming into a parallel world similar to ancient times.

In this malicious place, as the least favored prince, he owns the barrenest fief.

Fortunately, in the top-secret experiment, an item named technology spar followed him here, giving him the ability to upgrade the technology tree.

So he began to grow farms in his fief and engage in a leisurely life of industry.

In the face of his unfriendly brothers and sisters, he has always followed the motto-friends come and get wine, jackals come and have shotguns.

“Your frog cub will bring you back the travel specialty [Wu Dun·Xueji Boundary]!”

“Your frog cub brought you a souvenir [Eternal Kaleidoscope Shaker Eye]!”

“Your frog cub brought you back the souvenir [Bamen Dunjia]!”

Traveling to the world of pirates, what Bai Ye didn’t expect was that a small game called “Traveling Frog” that he had played turned out to be his golden finger.

Also, the entire game has completely changed!

The place where the little frog travels has turned into various dimensional worlds!

And the original ordinary specialty has become a special product of each world!

Relying on the special products brought back by the little frog, Bai Ye can continue to become stronger even if he salts the fish every day.

Not only that, the friends the little frog has made in these worlds will come to visit from time to time.

“Ding dong! Frog cub’s little friend Hinata Hinata is visiting, let’s treat her with specialties~”

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.)

He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck.

He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…

“Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.

All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.

“Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…”

Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.

“Brother, you…”

Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT

Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.

The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”)

Those “shortsighted” men: …