"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"
"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"
...
"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"
"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"
...
"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."
"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"
...
"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"
"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"
Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—
and brings a whole new style to the school.
There always seems to be such a character in the fairy tale world. They will give them hope when the protagonists are in trouble, and they will also turn the impossible into possible and create miracles. That's right, they are the sea witch who gave the Little Mermaid legs, Jafar who became the power source for Aladdin to liberate the magic lamp, Maleficent who blessed Sleeping Beauty... and Victor, the divination professor at Hogwarts. Victor particularly emphasized that there is deep prejudice in the outside world's evaluation of him, and he is obviously a good professor. As for why the students he taught turned the school into a candy house, and why they could create heartless tin men and vines that grew into towering trees... he had no idea.
You became a druid, but were reincarnated in the world of immortals.
You thought you were born in the wrong era, so you used [Wild Transformation·Dragon] to feel the power of calling the wind and rain, and transformed into [World Tree·Jianmu] to practice [Qingdi Changsheng Jing].
You used the Druid's [Sanctuary] to build your own dojo, and you used [Emerald Dream] to build your own mental world.
Finally, you planted the World Tree - you are the World Tree, and the world... is you!
[Mortal Flow][No System], Taixu Sect's menial disciple [He Pingsheng] obtained a [Treasure Bowl] by chance, and since then he embarked on the path of cultivating immortals.
A low-grade [Qi Gathering Pill] was put into the basin. After one day, there were two Qi Gathering Pills, and both were of top grade.
Ordinary skills are put in and turned into heavenly skills.
Magical weapons, herbs, spiritual stones, etc. can all be put in it for strengthening.
He Pingsheng has since reached the pinnacle of strength...
After spending the sixth year at Hogwarts a hundred years ago, Harry returned to the stairwell in 1991 and received the admission letter from Hogwarts again.
"You mean, my parents were killed by a black wizard?"
Harry asked, "Who is that black wizard? Why are you so afraid of him that you dare not even mention his name?"
"It's Fu--," Haig replied cautiously, "Well, it's called Voldemort, because he has killed hundreds of people with his own hands."
Harry nodded without saying yes or no. "What about the next day?"
Haig: "Ah?"
(Long novel, slow-paced, family-oriented + private + daily life focus + OOC warning + minor timeline adjustments. If you mind these, please skip. The protagonist group remains strong, regrets are resolved, and the protagonist does not fall in love.)
Bad news: Jian Yun blew himself up in his sect, ended up in a godforsaken place, and picked up a sixteen-year-old boy who introduced himself as Tom Riddle.
Good news: Jian Yun has plenty of treasures in his ring—more than enough to make his family rich.
Later, Jian Yun became the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts and led the young wizards down an irreversible path to power.
Who was it that forced the school board to urgently ban sword flying over the castle?
Who made Professor Snape declare that using cauldrons to cook hot pot is strictly prohibited?
Who caused Hogwarts to forbid little wizards from using lightning magic on ghosts?
Who covered the castle in hidden weapons, turning Death Eaters into unwitting victims?
Riddle and the Savior stood together, sighing:
"Did someone else do this? How can they be so stupid?"
As a student, Voldemort accidentally developed schizophrenia. After an incident, he and his secondary personality split apart. Fifty years later, he returned in a new body—only to find another person had taken everything he once desired. But the one responsible for it all simply scoffed:
"A rat in the gutter doesn’t deserve love."
Tom asked him seriously:
"Can you teach me what it means to love someone?"
After the war, Lily and Ariana became best friends.
Dumbledore and Grindelwald argued over sweet vs. salty tofu pudding.
And Professor Snape? He simply added a spoonful of chili oil to his bowl.
(tried manually fixing translation issues in the desc, and I'm never doing it again, took me 15 mins lol)
No matter which world Lin Yuan is in, he can proudly say: "The reason why I am so strong is because of myself."
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Failed Lin Yuan: I will eventually break through fate and become the demon outside of cause and effect
Hokage Lin Yuan: People from outside the sky, see the eye technique created by human desire
Mechanical Lin Yuan: Divine Mechanism? It's too advanced, why not take a look at my masterpiece that carries the heroic spirit
Shane traveled to the world of swords and magic.
In this life, he only wanted to learn magic quietly and then marry a young and beautiful female elf.
But he never expected that he would accidentally become the successor of the Demon King.
It was predicted that he would be hunted by people all over the world!
Shane had to hide his identity and grow up quietly.
Fortunately, the power of the Demon King he inherited not only gave him unlimited power, but also enabled him to build a demon landmark and constantly summon demons from the abyss!
So, Shane hid the demon landmark in the capital of the human empire and began to increase his troops!
Transform the Saint's Monastery into a succubus nest and let the succubi become holy nuns!
Transform the bank into a vampire castle and let the vampires control the economic lifeline!
Transform the mine into a cemetery of the undead, and seize the mineral resources with the zero-consumption, year-round skeleton undead!
Transform the Imperial Palace into the Demon King's Castle and occupy the harem...
When all the creatures in the world are looking for the successor of the Demon King, little do they know that the Demon King has already occupied the world!
That day, the hero was defeated, and the goddess of fate came to the world and let Shane give a victory speech.
Shane, lying on the snow-white pillow of the Elf Queen, said sincerely, "I became a demon king in order to marry a goddess!"
Goddess of fate: ???
He transformed into thousands of forms and reincarnated through countless worlds.
Every reincarnation is the implementation of one’s own path to enlightenment.
In a world of one person, one seeks the truth and the fusion of nature and destiny, opening up the path to immortality.
In the world of Naruto, trace the origin of your bloodline and create your own martial arts.
Ghosts destroy the world, evil ghosts eat people, the seven deadly sins, the suffering of all living beings...
All the heavens and worlds, infinite reincarnation.
I have a heart to prove my truth, for ghosts, immortals, humans, Asuras, demons... I will never give up.
This is a legend of the heavens.
I wanted to become stronger through hard practice, but the involution was too strong. After choosing to lie down, I actually opened the "lying down upgrade system"!
As long as you lie down, you can become stronger!
The flatter you lie, the faster you grow!
I'm lying down, you can roll up as you like.