Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.
"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!
This article is the timeline of Douluo!
[King of cheaters] + [Tang San abused] + [Tang San abused throughout the whole process] + [Succubus] + [Death] + [God of fate]
In the final of the Soul Master Competition, Tang San looked at the six orange-gold soul rings on Huo Yuhao of the Spirit Hall team and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
The master looked at Huo Yuhao in front of him with resentment, but he could only rage like a dog...
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The God of Emotions Huo Yuhao was sucked into a black hole during the catastrophe of the God Realm. However, he did not die completely, but traveled back to the Douluo Continent ten thousand years ago.
Standing at the same starting point as Tang San, who is the well-deserved protagonist of the Douluo Continent.
Originally, he wanted to lead his companions to the road to the sky, but for some reason, the eyes of his companions looking at him became meaningful.
Of course, the first thing Huo Yuhao had to deal with was the Pope...
"Please respect yourself, Pope~"
Three No Protagonists [No Quality] [No Morality] [No Virgin Mary]
At the beginning, Roger was hit by a pain car with great luck, and his soul was transferred to the body of Marvel's Captain America Steve Rogers.
From now on, the righteous Captain America no longer exists, and a decent captain who keeps saying fuck you is about to appear.
Welcome to the new Marvel Universe.
Here you will see a brand new American team.
A teammate cried when he saw it, and the villain saw Captain America bleeding.
Teammate: Damn it, no one told me that the captain was so uncultured before we formed the team!
Enemy: Damn, is this guy sure to be Captain America and not the Ancestor?
While playing the game, Kazama came to the ninja world with his eyes closed and opened.
He had ordinary talent and felt that there were too many ninjas in the original work.
He chose to take the alternative ninja road of hunter style.
By the way, he collected a group of ninja beasts.
Ninja beasts have their own strengths and are more reliable than people.
He also collected a group of younger brothers who are extremely talented and can lead the team.
He built a force.
He couldn't win alone, so fighting in groups was the truth.
Let's see how an ordinary person like Kazama plays the alternative ninja road.
Teammate: Kazama, don't say anything, he is just a nobody.
Once the fight starts, he disappears.
When the battle ends, he has the most heads.
Enemy: Maruboshi Kazama, he is a shameless sneak attacker, a coward who dares not to face off, not...
(The protagonist had no Dao companion and had always relied on mooching off senior brothers, sect elders, and others.) It was said that the female disciples of the Yin-Yang Sect changed Dao companions more frequently than they changed clothes. Attracted by this reputation, Li Chuan spent his entire savings to join the sect, only to discover that things weren’t as he’d imagined.
Nearly a year after entering the sect, he still hadn’t secured a single Dao companion.
Just as he began to suspect he’d been scammed, a peerlessly beautiful senior sister approached him and asked if he wanted to “form an immortal bond.” Those outside the cultivation world might not understand what “forming an immortal bond” meant. To put it plainly: long-term relationships were called Dao companions, while short-term flings were termed “immortal bonds.”
From that moment on, Li Chuan uncovered the correct method to interact with the fairies of the Yin-Yang Sect. As long as he had enough spirit stones, he could form connections with senior sisters, martial aunts, or even his master’s Dao companions—no one was beyond reach.
[No system + multiple female protagonists + possessiveness + more daily life + slow pace + genius + rebellious disciple + freeloader + no soul penetration]
In the previous life, Lin Chuan, an employee of Blue Star Dragon Elementary School, was implicated by his leader because he stood on the wrong side. When he was about to receive a lifelong prison sentence, he was sent to Qingluan Continent by our God of Mud Trucks.
Qingluan Continent is a world where one can cultivate immortality, with numerous sects. To gain a foothold in the world of cultivating immortality, besides strength, the most important thing is background.
"Kid, which force are you from? If you want to get involved in this business, you need a background."
"My Senior Sister Jiang Wanying"
“……”
"Master Xu Hanyi"
“……”
"Why are you silent? I still have a lot of background information to share. Oh~ Turns out you are just a little jerk with no background!!!"
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Many years later.
Xu Hanyi: "How can I keep Chuan'er by my side?"
Jiang Wanying: "Achuan...can only be mine!"
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Lin Chuan gradually discovered that the way they used to be gentle and considerate seemed to be more and more wrong when they looked at him...
【Marvel】【DC】【Black Robe】【Fate】【Arcee, 2b, Wanda, Diana】【No Natasha】【I don't eat beef】【Soldier Boy? No, Homelander! 】【Daily Sign-in System】
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The protagonist's skeleton and body settings have been changed, and have only been strengthened in a way that increases metal-specific properties, but it is still his own body.
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Could you please leave your name?
I am the son of God King Odin, God of Battle, Lion Stark Odinson!
When you go out, you give yourself an identity, said the Super Saiyan Leon, who has blond hair, green eyes, a golden aura all over his body, and appears and disappears with deep purple arcs.
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With his memory dormant, Leon traveled through time and space in Marvel Universe and became the fraternal twin brother of Iron Man Tony Stark. When they were both 38 years old, Tony was kidnapped by the Ten Rings and Leon was arranged to try his luck. As a result, he accidentally completed a hidden task, unlocked the daily sign-in system, awakened his past life memories, and began to take over the plot. He started with the soldier boy template + super self-regeneration, and instantly became a super Deadpool. However, Leon always remained humble and felt that he was not strong enough. While punching in and collecting stamps, he worked hard to sign in and occasionally visited the next universe. In the end, he did not become bald and became stronger.
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Iron armor?
Sign in, Starlight Template!
Kryptonian Superman?
Sign in, Super Saiyan!
Natasha, Agents of SHIELD?
Sign in...wait! What's going on? ?
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ps: The main world is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, so the combat power will not be particularly outrageous. It mainly refers to Thor and Hulk. Other worlds will visit randomly.
[In the martial arts world, you can cultivate immortals, make up techniques, and become immortals. You are invincible, and the system of rewards will be returned. It is so exciting to cultivate immortals and crush martial arts! ]
Chu Feng traveled to the martial arts world for a month. Without a system or plug-ins, he could only live in the mountains.
On this day, a third-rate warrior who had been broken off from an engagement broke in here, mistaking Chu Feng for a peerless master and insisting on becoming his disciple.
At first, Chu Feng refused, but the other party offered too much.
So he casually made up a set of immortal cultivation techniques, told the other party that this was a direct way to immortality, and then prepared to run away.
As a result, a shocking voice rang in his mind.
"Ding, your apprentice has started practicing the technique you compiled, and you will receive ten times the reward, breaking through the tenth level of Qi training!"
[Invincible + Multiple Heroines + Ten Thousand Worlds + Daily Romance + Light Combat + High Martial Arts + Collecting Rent to Make Money]
At the beginning, there was a shabby house in the urban village left by his grandfather. There was no tenant in the house, but when he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a female emperor who claimed to be from the Tianxuan Continent came to the house.
Ye Chuan discovered that after a new tenant moved in, not only did he receive a huge amount of money every day, but he also received props related to the tenant's background.
[Obtain Bai Qianshuang's related item, Tiger Power Pill, which can greatly increase your strength! ]
[Obtain Bai Qianshuang's related items, Deer Blood Pills, which can greatly increase Qi and blood! ]
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From that day on, all kinds of strange tenants began to appear in the house, including the Empress of the Profound Sky Continent, the Destroyer Witch from the Magic Continent, and the mysterious science girl who fell into a wormhole in time and space...
Every day, you will get props and money with different functions.
Suddenly one day, he found himself invincible.
Enough is enough, don't give any more.
Shut your mouth. If you keep this up, I’ll kill you," threatened his peerlessly beautiful master’s wife, hellbent on eliminating this "disaster" of a disciple.
Meanwhile, a princess wondered: "Perhaps he is the one fate has destined for me."
In this vast world of cultivation, saints of unparalleled beauty roam, enchanting fairies captivate hearts, and prodigies emerge in droves. Amidst it all, an ordinary boy must navigate clashes with these extraordinary figures. Will he ignite the spark to rise above and forge his path as the strongest cultivator?