A treasure of rich women's love literature. When a man becomes version T0, he will become a true god!
The king of gigolos in the entertainment industry, his teacher is Cao Dahua, the tiger of serious cases.
Eating gigolos is the style of our generation.
Eating gigolos is a role model for men.
Have you eaten gigolos today?
In a private room of a restaurant.
A handsome boy sits in front of a lady.
Xiao Yu: I am here for a blind date.
Lady: Blind date?
Xiao Yu: “Stop talking nonsense. I am moved by your good looks. You can find a way to fall in love with me. I only give you one chance among 1.4 billion people!”
Lady: What if I don’t accept?
Xiao Yu: I hope you don’t be ungrateful and narrow your own path!
Lady: Ha… OK.
Xiao Yu: What?
Lady: I said OK, I accept it.
Xiao Yu: …
A waiter came over and said to Xiao Yu awkwardly: Sir, I am sorry, the private room number I just told you is wrong!
Xiao Yu looked at Lady: You are not my blind date?
Lady: Now I am.
Xiao Yu: Ah this! … (Tactical retreat)
Just when Xiao Yu found his blind date next door.
Lady came over and kidnapped Xiao Yu…
[Fantasy, time travel, system, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger...]
Ye Chen, who lived a good life on Blue Star, encountered a robber and was thrown into the river by him, and ended up traveling to Tianyuan Continent.
As soon as he traveled through time, the system gave him the cultivation of an immortal emperor, and from then on he began his life of playing badly...
Rebirth as the world's number one sect should have been a perfect start.
But Chu Xinghe found that his path of cultivation was a little different.
Can you be invincible in the world as long as you destroy your own sect?
It's not easy to build a world's number one sect, and it's not easy to destroy it?
Chu Xinghe found that it's really not easy.
He tried his best to destroy his own sect, but every time he made the sect stronger, what does it mean?
Countless years later, at the peak of martial arts, Chu Xinghe looked at the sect that was invincible in the world under his "efforts" and was speechless.
Someone asked him, what made you invincible all the way to today.
Chu Xinghe: "If I say I just want to destroy my own sect, do you believe it?"
Everyone bowed down, and there was no construction without destruction. It turned out that the thoughts of Emperor Haotian were not something that we mortals could understand.
【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】
[This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it]
Cultivation calendar: 17863
Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted.
Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace."
Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!"
Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape."
Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime."
Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. "
The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected."
The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!"
Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..."
The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"
The WeChat group leader traveled to the Qing Dynasty with a tablet, and we guided him to usurp the throne.
He died! I traveled to his body and became the new group leader, replacing everything he had.
That year, my first love, Cixi and Ci'an, were both young and beautiful, and my sister-in-law was extremely beautiful.
Under the guidance of group friends, I embarked on the road of usurping the Qing Dynasty like a scumbag. My waist hurts!
[Upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill + Funny and Relaxed + Humorous Immortal Cultivation + No System + Mortal Flow] Brat, you can actually upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill? I won't beat you if you tell the truth! Yuanxiao, a young man from a mountain village, saved a thief in the immortal world by chance, and relied on his thick skin to snatch the heaven-defying treasure Tianqizhu. From then on, he became a rich man in the immortal world, and making money and upgrading was nothing! And he obtained a magical small world for immortals and gods, and started his funny immortal cultivation journey. With a flying tiger and a golden mink, two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, relying on cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit, he went from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, and climbed to the top of the five continents in the human world with funny and easy immortal cultivation. There are a lot of thick-faced bad friends, and the immortal cultivation embarrassing things are endless, first make people laugh to death, and then make people laugh to life!
As the strength and vision of cultivation improve, the shocking conspiracy of some people in the fairy world and the demon clan is gradually discovered. Let's see how Yuanxiao makes a big fuss in the nine heavens of the fairy world, fights wits and courage to kill all sides, and easily overthrows the fairy world with humor!
If you want to laugh with tears, please come and watch!
Funny and relaxing is the main theme, and humorous cultivation is the essence!
Traditional fantasy and fantasy fairy heroes, oriental fantasy mortal cultivation.
The introduction is weak, please read the text!
The dragon has nine shapes. Its head is like a camel, its horns are like a deer, its eyes are like a rabbit, its ears are like an ox, its neck is like a snake, its belly is like a clam, its scales are like a carp, its claws are like an eagle, and its paws are like a tiger. The ancient clans used the sacred dragon as their totem to continue the fire and pass on life. The dragons soar across the heavens and the worlds. How can we stay in the pond? Once we rise up, we will swallow up the mountains and rivers.
【Happy, sadistic, invincible article! 】
Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo!
Because his soul skills are too abstract, he knelt down and cried when he was banned.
100% of the time, he was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk!
The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour!
Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea!
......
Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous? !
Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life!
Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid?
Qian Renxue: You have seen through my female body for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me?
A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !
[There are 4,000 subscriptions to Naruto's fine old books, you can read them with confidence]
Traveled through six years and stayed at Yuhi Kurenai's house.
Fortunately, there are achievement rewards, and the seventh Hokage is given at the beginning.
On the eve of school, Yuichi Yuuki promised: "Who doesn't know that I, Yuichi Yuuki, am a handsome young man in the surrounding area?"
"I will never be naughty in school!"
In the Fourth Ninja World War, Yuichi Yuuki stood above thousands of people, "Do you want to dance too?"
"Just a piece of sand, not half as good as me!"
[Achievement: Li Dai Tao Jiang]
[Say Uchiha Madara's words and leave him speechless! ]
[Reward: Uchiha Madara (Reincarnation of the Impure World · Solution) template]
ps: Daily style, easy style