"I am the real dragon. Trust me, add me on WeChat (V50), and everything will be fine!"

"You may not trust others, but do you not trust me, the true dragon?"

Having transmigrated to the beginning of the primordial world and become a true dragon, before the Three Pure Ones had even appeared, Chen Zhu didn't want to work hard. He just wanted to chat in the chat group of all the heavens and then show off his sainthood in front of others.

I am Uchiha Madara. Every morning I wake up naturally, then drink a glass of fresh hot milk and eat a hot boiled egg.

I also go to bed early every night and never leave stress and fatigue to the next day.

Now, I'm ready to dance.

Do you know Pokémon battles? A little, a little. Do you know Pokémon breeding? A little, a little. Do you know Pokémon item crafting? A little, a little. And you know how to summon spirits? Um—okay, stop, I get it, it's always "a little, a little," right? No, no, no, this, I really do know a lot! I! Black! A lazy bum, but also a lazy bum of the spirit-summoning clan! Reader discussion QQ group: 764532869

Also known as "Writing Witch, Reading Mom (?)" or "Change Starts from Childhood" (I want to change my name, but I can't QAQ)

[CP5t5, main Jujutsu Kaisen, secondary Bungo Stray Dogs, slight Conan, time travel, system, invincible, OOC inevitable]

The plot of Bungo Stray Dogs has been changed the most, probably because it starts from a young age.

(The abilities are inspired by Witch Spring and Madoka Magica. All the necessary explanations will be provided. Just enjoy watching the female lead show off.)

Zhiyun had three troublesome classmates. She thought she was going to be a student, but she didn't expect to be going to be a mother.

White-haired man in sunglasses: Zhiyun-chan—Let's knock down those old oranges.

Zhiyun: Okay.

Misty Eyes and Weird Bangs: Zhiyun—Help me take care of a baby.

Zhiyun: ...Okay.

Shoko: Honey~ Help me work overtime.

Zhiyun: ...Okay.

Fuhe Shen'er: I'm taking my wife out to play. You're left to the brat.

Zhiyun: ...

Zhiyun felt that this wouldn't do, it really wouldn't do, so she resolutely packed her things and headed to Yokohama, a city that had just ended its war.

And then I received a whole bunch of messages: "Mommy Mommy Mommy (?)"

I found a wet, bandaged little black cat by the river.

+1 baby

I found a cute little red cat while passing by a big ditch

+1 baby

Passing by a cake shop, I found a black-haired, green-eyed detective cat.

+1 baby

Looking at the child who had appeared in the house without her noticing, Zhiyun fell into deep thought: Is it possible that I am destined to be a painless mother for the rest of my life?

Until he traveled back in time to the side of young Satoru...

Zhiyun resigned herself to her fate and smiled: Come on, be good, call me Mom.

Gojo Satoru:?

I treat you like my wife, but you want to be my mother?

(Everything is normal at first, but everyone goes crazy starting from chapter 88!)

"I, Qian Daoliu, a level 99 peerless Douluo, am willing to guard your door, only asking to have one more meal a day!"

The Grand Elder of the Spirit Hall was willing to become a restaurant security guard for a mere bowl of fried rice.

Pope Bibi Dong emptied the Spirit Hall's treasury in order to obtain the right to have three meals a day for a month!

It all started with that mysterious restaurant called "Maple Dye Pavilion" in Wuhun City.

The protagonist, Lin Feng, transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and opens a restaurant right under the nose of the Spirit Hall.

The rules here are strange:

Only Soul Masters are qualified to come in for a meal, and they can only eat here once a day.

A bowl of clear soup noodles costs one hundred gold soul coins. Ordinary soul masters will see their soul power increase on the spot after eating it!

Only a Soul King is qualified to order a plate of Mapo Tofu, and after eating it, one can actually draw a ten-thousand-year Soul Ring!

Ju Douluo Yueguan discovered the perfect match for the immortal herb "Qirong Tongtian Ju" during a meal!

Hu Liena, Yan, and Xie Yue became loyal fans of the restaurant, queuing up to eat there every day.

Here, skill determines your menu, and luck determines your future.

Soul rings, soul bones, martial soul evolution, immortal herbs... anything is possible.

When all the powerful figures in the Douluo Continent become regular customers of the restaurant, where will the continent's格局 (geju, a term referring to the overall situation or structure) go?

Tang San: "My hidden weapons and martial arts techniques... how did they all become prizes in the restaurant's raffle?!"

This is an absolutely high-end primordial world. Here, even an ordinary Great Luo Golden Immortal transcends the river of time, is immortal, and stronger than the saints of other primordial worlds. Here, saints are omniscient and omnipotent; nothing in the multiverse holds any secret for them. This is the most terrifying plane in all the heavens, a graveyard for all transmigrators. Chen Feng transmigrated to this world with a system called the Chaos Dao, and this system kept instigating him to cause trouble. Chen Feng looked silently at his fellow transmigrators who had died tragically beside him. Then, he betrayed the system. "Dao Ancestor, I am extremely loyal!"

[Time travel + palace intrigue + no cheat codes + exclusive love in the later stages]

Zhang Xinian transmigrated and became a concubine in the harem of Prince Jing.

Above them is a powerful and ruthless princess, in the middle is a brainless yet incredibly powerful concubine, and below them are a reborn woman and a time-traveling woman locked in a fierce battle.

Zhang Xinian trembled with fear.

She has no special abilities, nor does she want to compete for favor. She just wants to be a quiet, unambitious person, live a peaceful life, and maybe have another child so he can take care of her in her old age.

As she continued to lie low, Zhang Xinian began to feel something was amiss. She found it increasingly difficult to understand the Prince Jing's gaze, and her stomach swelled up again and again.

[Game leveling up + main character being lazy + Great Sage system helping with gameplay + Spider to keep you warm + hehehe...]

Secret Technique! A Salted Fish That Can't Turn Over!

When in "idle mode," remaining completely still, HP recovers 1% every 10 seconds.

Ding! The player has been continuously attacked by enemies for one hour without taking any damage.

Achievement [Absolute Defense]: Defense power doubled.

bite……

A sudden apocalyptic game startled Jiang Xian awake from his sleep.

When he woke up, he found that all of humanity had been transported to a world called the Apocalypse Game.

Monsters roam this place, and there are countless disgusting and evil creatures.

Fortunately, everyone has their own attribute panel, and you can gain experience points by killing monsters.

While the other survivors were fighting desperately to kill the monsters and try to survive.

The protagonist, Jiang Xian, was so lazy that he put all his attribute points into defense.

From then on, Mu Yun's motto became, "When in doubt, take a nap first."

Anyway, the monster's defenses can't be broken, and it even reflects damage.

What to do when a zombie horde attacks?

Just salt it on a fish market.

What if the city is about to fall?

Continue being a couch potato.

"The east gate can't hold out anymore, where did the Sleeping God go?"

"It looks like she's sleeping."

"..."

The score is low because it was just released.

Chen Ping transmigrates to a world of advanced martial arts and becomes a senior high school student preparing for college entrance exams.

The Awakening Bond System allows you to bind a bond with a target and replicate or amplify the target's learning achievements.

Having had enough of his past life, Chen Ping has decided to settle down in this one.

So he decisively chose to tie himself to Xu Qingli, the school beauty who was first in the liberal arts.

Now I'm guaranteed a spot at Peking University! Wouldn't it be better to just coast through graduation and then take the civil service exam?

Unexpectedly, Xu Qingli suddenly switched to martial arts, making the competition increasingly fierce!

The next day, he woke up to find that he had acquired the god-level talent, the God of War Body!

A few days later, the pure and innocent school beauty, who had never had any scandals, suddenly extended an ambiguous date invitation to him.

"I have something I only want to show you."

Driven by curiosity, Chen Ping embarked on a path of no return.

"Which cadre can withstand such a test?"

"I'm all set up now, school beauty, do as you please."

...

My name is Xu Qingli. In my previous life, I chose to study humanities and was admitted to Peking University. Later, although I suddenly realized my mistake and abandoned my studies to pursue martial arts and became a martial god, it was too late. In the end, I was killed by a monster.

After being reborn, I awakened the simulation battle system. As long as I defeat the simulated opponent, I can get generous rewards.

Although losing would require completing a random task to curry favor with the winner, how could I, who was a god of war in my previous life, possibly lose?

The first simulation target is Chen Ping, a liberal arts student. Defeating him is not an easy task.

But I was instantly killed by him in one move. I just can't figure out why he was so strong in the simulation.

[Defeated in battle. Host, please complete the task of currying favor: Wear a black silk maid outfit for the victor, Chen Ping.]

? ? ?

System, are you serious?

Until one day, I had to take the initiative

Lighthearted and humorous + rural daily life + abstract dad + reverse parenting + women but no female lead

Also known as "Playing the Kids Off: Why Study, Just Farm with Dad" and "Fatherly Love and Filial Piety: An Abstract Father and Son That Makes the Whole Internet Laugh".

As families become increasingly unstable, a live-streamed variety show about families has emerged.

The first place was all about eating, drinking, and having fun every day;

The second family, a couple who split expenses equally and are fully committed to raising their child;

The third shop, they split a dollar in half to spend it;

The fourth one:

Lin Xian retired at the age of 30 and lived off his parents, raising his children in the countryside to farm.

Netizens angrily denounced him as a complete waste of space!

Unexpectedly, Lin Xian raised an eyebrow and said, "You have a really good eye for people!"

People gradually discovered:

Lin Xian goes up the mountain to catch pigs, goes down to the river to catch fish, plays music for chickens, lets dogs pull skateboards, and slaughters free-range chickens and pigs on the spot; fruits and vegetables are picked fresh...

My son Chenchen has high emotional intelligence, good health, can cook, can farm, and loves learning...

City dwellers were suddenly overcome with apprehension: Isn't this the life I've always longed for?

After going out to record, the father and son, Lao Liu, became even more unstoppable, and their abstract talents were fully unleashed!

Relying on abstract, imaginative ideas, sharp-tongued commentary, and an attitude of effortless success...

Lin Xian has become a new top celebrity!