Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

This is a primitive world where fake accounts are everywhere.

This story begins when the great god Fuxi comes to "check the water meter" (extra chapter).

Mingyu is a blue phoenix bird. Not long after she was born, a great god came to check the water meter and forced her to sign a "contract between heaven and earth" (a contract of selling herself, crossed out).

Then the great god packed him up and took him back to Fengqi Mountain.

"Oh, so he's Fuxi. Then the figure in red next to the sycamore tree must be Nuwa?"

How could it be that Nuwa, holding the red embroidered heavenly sword, chased and attacked Fuxi, who was able to persuade (coerce and bribe) the thirty-six gods to sign the "Contract of Heaven and Earth"?

And why does that Taoist priest look so much like Hongyun? But what the hell is Yunxia Dongtian, where his home is located in Yunmeng Daze?

This pocket is cleaner than his face. Is the Taoist who looks at others' innate spiritual treasures with envy really the Lingbao Tianzun?

Lingbao Tianzun has no Lingbao? What a joke!

Mingyu, who is surrounded by a bunch of big guys, said that this prehistoric world is a little different!

Welcome everyone to enter my wild world.

This book follows a moderate path, depicting the protagonist's life as a monastic after his rebirth from despair. With bizarre content and magnificent scenes, it recounts the protagonist's journey to sainthood in a world without saints, set after Pangu created the universe and before the advent of the primitive world.

Others will be troubled when they are going through a tribulation, and so will the protagonist. However, the protagonist’s trouble is “There are so many magic weapons, which one should I use? Oh, what a trouble.”

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Qin Changsheng traveled through the ancient times and awakened the god-level auction system.

An auction was established in the ancient times, which had all kinds of divine objects from heaven to holy weapons.

On the day the auction was held, all the saints and gods in the ancient world received invitations.

Suddenly, the world was shaken and all the saints went crazy.

The Supreme Laozi's voice trembled: "I am determined to obtain the Hongmeng Purple Qi. Whoever dares to challenge me is opposing me."

Nuwa: "There's actually a Chaos Pearl up for auction. I'm going to get it even if it means losing everything."

Tongtian: "There is a sword that is more terrifying than the Zhuxian Sword. I want it."

Donghuang Taiyi: "Chaos Seeds aren't even that attractive anymore. I made the right choice to come to this auction."

Hou Tu: "Whoever dares to buy the Father God's heart blood, I will chop him into pieces."

Yuan Shi: "Brother, Kunlun Mountain must be sold at auction."

Main characters: Qin Yang,

After traveling through the primordial world and becoming Guangchengzi, the future eldest brother of the Xianjiao sect, Chen Guang felt neither good nor bad. The thought of having his three crown flowers shaved off during the Conferred Gods Battle filled him with shame! But as the leader of the Twelve Golden Immortals, Guangchengzi sighed and could only strive to improve himself and protect his fellow disciples. Fortunately, the Xianjiao sect possessed countless magical powers, the first of which horrified the gods of the primordial world. "Duobao, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust. The Ten Thousand Immortals Formation is nothing. Behold my Jade Void Palace's most powerful technique, the Great Summoning Technique: Summon Yuanshi Tianzun!" "Yunxiao, do you want me to choose between a group fight or a one-on-one duel? Yes, a group fight means we all fight you, and a one-on-one duel means you fight us all!" "Third Uncle, please forgive my disrespect. Junior disciples, form the Twelve Dutian Qingling Formation! Summon Yuqing Zhen...

There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!

Although this world is called the Great Desolation.

Although there's a mountain called Buzhou in the center of the continent.

Although I just captured a time traveler who thought he was Luohou.

But this world truly isn't the Great Desolation, and I truly am not Hongjun Daozu.

Gao Yao: "Stop talking. I understand. Daozu, please accept my disciple's greetings."

Hong Yi: "Thank you, Daozu, for teaching me the method to make everyone like a dragon."

Xiao Yan: "Daozu, you're too low-key. Besides you, who else can wholesale the Jade Discs of Creation?"

Hong Jun looked down at the object in his hand. Was it too late to call it a CD?

Keywords [God of Pleasure] [Inappropriate] [Strange Painting Style] [Daluo Mythology] [Classic of Mountains and Seas] [High-end Honghuang]

"As the leader of the underworld, is it reasonable for me to open a hall in the Zhoutian Starry Sky?"

"There are eleven seats in our hall, and we refuse to let the serious gods join, but the demon ancestor Luohou said that he is not a serious god."

"Now, we have a hall master who wants to do something big - he wants to rob Taoist Hongjun!"

Keywords [God of Pleasure] [Inappropriate] [Strange Painting Style] [Daluo Mythology] [Classic of Mountains and Seas] [High-end Honghuang]

"As the leader of the underworld, is it reasonable for me to open a hall in the Zhoutian Starry Sky?"

"There are eleven seats in our hall, and we refuse to let the serious gods join, but the demon ancestor Luohou said that he is not a serious god."

"Now, we have a hall master who wants to do something big - he wants to rob Taoist Hongjun!"

Pangu is on top, this is really a genius idea! You say, should I agree with him?

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In the age of the gods, the great road competes, what kind of story will the inappropriate innate gods collide with? ~~~

Reborn in the Taiyi era, the years of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors have just passed, the Lich Calamity has not yet broken out, and the Xuanmen is still on the eve of its opening.

Qi Yu, who returned from the ancient times, wanted to recreate the world. As the innate water god, he succeeded the Black Emperor and wrote a myth of the Water Yuan Avenue!

In the tide of the great trend of heaven, will he take advantage of the situation and stand at the forefront of the times, or will he be defeated and eventually turn into a wisp of dust from the old era?

This time, the story begins with the backflow of Kunlun Tianhe River.