Having transmigrated to a parallel world, Su Chen, a slacker in the special case team, unexpectedly becomes bound to the "Underworld System".
From then on,
The interrogation of a ruthless criminal turned into a "torture of demons."
The hunt for fugitives has become akin to "suppressing zombies."
The unsolved case became known as "the work of a ghost king".
...
Colleague: "Su Shen, how did you figure out that the murderer had a split personality?"
Su Chen looked at the [Painted Skin Ghost] on the system panel: This... is quite obvious.
Criminal: "I thought I had no flaws, how did you find me!"
Su Chen recalled the directions given by the kind old lady who was possessed by the "Earth God"...
This is the story of a lazy detective who, under the absurd guidance of a bizarre system, uses underworld skills to subdue criminals in the mortal world and unknowingly reaches the pinnacle of life!
On their journey to the West, Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and even the White Dragon Horse, all watched the films "A Chinese Odyssey," "The Legend of Wukong," and "The Legend of Tianpeng Bajie" playing on the Dream Machine, lost in thought. Who am I? Who is me? Should I go to the Queen of the Women's Kingdom/Zixia Fairy/Ah Yue...? On Mount Ling in the Western Paradise, Ananda looked at "The Legend of Ananda" with a conflicted expression. "Ananda, I really don't know how to use the Breaking-the-Precepts Knife!" "No, you do! You have to know it even if you don't!" The Buddha looked at Ananda earnestly. "Venerable One, does our Buddhist sect truly possess seventy-two unique skills?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked with slight doubt. The Buddha pondered for a moment, "We didn't before, but we do now." He then instructed Guanyin Bodhisattva, "Also, later you should go find the Master of the Dream Pavilion and ask him to help our Buddhist sect film a few more promotional videos. The cost is negotiable!" The prehistoric version of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards is all the rage in the Three Realms, and countless unlucky players yearn for...
(Ratings have just been released, please ignore them)
Transmigrating into the Marvel universe, Li Ang is bound to the [All-Heavens Gacha System], starting with an unlimited prize pool!
With his arrival, this world filled with technology and mutations was completely derailed!
Iron Man transforms into Kamen Rider Kuuga: "Nuclear reactor? No, it's the Heart of the Spirit Stone!"
Captain America transforms into Captain Tiga, the Light Captain! "Shield? No, Daigo... oh no, Steve has become light!"
The Hulk transforms into a Super Saiyan: "Anger only makes him stronger? No, it also turns his hair blonde!"
Black Widow summons her Stand, "Still using a pistol? Come see my Mad Diamond!"
As the store's rating increases, even more outrageous items are added to the shelves:
Once the Anywhere Door opens, you can go wherever you want!
With a Senzu Bean, he instantly regained full health. Death? Not a chance!
A time machine! Loki, the god of stories, is bewildered. Is the timeline your backyard?
Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., looked at the bizarre scene and covered his face in despair: "I just wanted to form the Avengers, not the Li Ang Alliance!"
Thanos descends upon Earth with the Infinity Gauntlet, only to find a row of strange adversaries before him.
Thanos: "Excuse me, is it too late for me to leave now?"
Li Ang sat upright on the Void Throne, shaking the soda in his hand: "Want to leave? Try drawing a gashapon first, maybe you can get enough for your trip home."
When I woke up from the hospital bed, what did I first feel? My legs felt heavy and I couldn't recall what it was like.
My name is Xinghe Yonghui, and I am a trainer at Treson Academy.
As for why I was so badly injured and why I lost all my memories, I have absolutely no idea.
Not only is it okay, but they have the highest level of affection for me, and I am also the inheritor of the purest bloodline of the three goddesses. I should be able to influence them and dispel the almost obsessive shadow hidden under the dazzling light.
(A few months later)
Xinghe Yonghui clutched his lower back, his voice pleading and visibly weak: "I really... can't take it anymore, please let me go!"
However, the racehorse girls surrounding her exchanged a knowing glance, and without saying a word, they approached and gently but irresistibly grasped her wrist.
Xinghe Yonghui was pulled back onto the bed.
[Chongbaba + Multiple Heroines + Optional System Function + Past Life Simulation + Love Triangle]
"Lord of Light, please turn me back into a boy!" "I can't, you cute child." "Lord Gaia, please turn me back into a boy!" "I don't want to be a cute child." "Holy Grail, hurry up and turn me back!" The Holy Grail shattered... A boy turned into a loli had no choice but to continue searching for a way to regain his male form... [Desert Rain]
“Father, my wife has been acting strangely lately, always saying that someone is calling her.”
“Here you go, the Lord says this works.”
"This is?"
“M1911 Divine Inscription, hold it like this, aim it at your wife, and then pull this trigger.”
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Serious version:
The whispers of the ancient gods could not drown out the crisp sound of a bullet being chambered.
The roar of the demon god could not drown out the booming of the ship's cannons.
The roar of the evil god was far less pleasant than the sound of a laser cannon charging.
A mercenary, summoned by the Buddha of Fire and reborn in another world, is to be hired by the gods as a priest to bring a little firepower shock to those unclean things that have been lingering in the material world for so long!
Don't worry, here you go, the Lord said this works! (Draws gun/rocket launcher/sniper cannon/matrix cannon/space-based cannon)
Tags: Inhuman, Slow Burn, Time Travel
Introduction:
Becoming an evil god is impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime. I don't know how to be a big shot either; I just like to meddle in other people's business, doing good deeds every day—it feels so good to be a good person! I'd rather die than become an evil god!
Ah, this little investigator is really interesting and fun.
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"Hello everyone, I am Nyarlathotep. Please call me Nyarlathotep. I look forward to working with you in the future."
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[Genshin Impact/Livestream/Making Up for Regrets/Smart Thinking]
The drunken poet is still drinking in the wind, the street hustlers in Liyue Town are putting their bills on the tab at the Hall of Rebirth, the reclusive girl is still meditating in her Pure Land, the little grass spirit is still imprisoned in the Palace of Pure Goodness, and Fou is as flamboyant as ever...
On this day, a screen suddenly appeared in Teyvat, destined to bring joy and happiness to the land!
All players travel across the endless continent, create guilds, and become guild leaders.
Each time a guild levels up, it gains one opportunity to recruit adventurers.
Furthermore, as long as you complete guild tasks, you will receive various rewards and benefits, making the guild bigger and stronger, and reaching the pinnacle of life is just around the corner...
"Oh no, I recruited a lizard, and it's giving me weird looks and keeps rubbing against my legs. What should I do? Help!"
"Oh God, why did I recruit a damn green dwarf!"
"Help! My recruited Wind Shadow Leopard is showing a starving state, and its eyes are practically glowing green! How do I slide tackle to kill it?"
"Haha, I recruited a beast-eared girl; wait, why is this beast-eared girl actually a slug?!"
......
The chat group was filled with groans, and Gu Yan couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
Fortunately, he awakened the [Infinite Critical Hit Recruitment System], triggering a critical hit of tens of millions of times at the start, and recruited a pair of golden legendary quality succubus twin sisters.
As the guild leveled up time and time again, Fallen Angels, Holy Light Elves, Five-Colored Evil Dragons, and others all became members of his guild.
When he stood atop the mountain and looked back, his guild had become the strongest divine kingdom across the endless continent and countless planes.
Huo Yuhao's life was undoubtedly that of a loser. Before he possessed power, he suffered endless scorn and bullying; favored by fate, he was then firmly bound by the Celestials' control over his destiny after gaining power. But what if, by accident, Huo Yuhao, on his journey to the far north, suddenly awakened and was given a second chance at choosing his fate? Naturally, it would begin with escaping the Celestials' schemes and Shrek Academy. Huo Yuhao: In this life, I will only do three things: revenge, revenge, and more damn revenge!