[A system that can only become stronger by fooling people] + [Cthulhu] + [Western Fantasy] + [Funny] + [No Harem]

Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Blessing], right?

Rupert: I will play the Devil's Whisper for you on a loop, it's the same, you will have nothing to fear.

Teammate B: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Shield], right?

Rupert: I'll give you a [Void Tentacle] to attach to your body. Don't think it's ugly, it will protect you.

Teammate C: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Healing Aura], right?

Rupert: How about I get you all a few [Devouring Fangs] and you can suck them yourselves.

Teammate Ding: Rupert, you should know the healing skill that all trainee priests know, right?

Rupert: This one really does exist, but I rely on it to deal damage.

Teammate:! @#￥%...

A man who is becoming more and more like a weird and deviant priest, a man with multiple identities.

His story started with deceiving people. At that time, he didn't tell a single truth...

[FanFiction of Super God Mechanic]

Under a mysterious force from the East (zuo), Ye Xiu traveled to the world of "Star Sea" and became a test subject of the Valkyrie Experimental Base. He was brainwashed at the beginning, and in a critical moment, he unexpectedly awakened the S-level superpower - [Replica].

.........

As an NPC, it has all the functions of a normal NPC for the player... Issue tasks? Adjust favorability? Teach skills?

Gao Yang traveled through Daqian, just in time for the empress to ascend the throne and gather talents from all over the world. So, as a poisonous scholar, he recommended himself!

Empress: "When you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family, looking at the corpses all over the floor, and suddenly found a child in the house, what would you do?"

Gao Yang: "I will say remember my face, next time we meet, I will not show mercy, then turn around and leave, then suddenly look back and laugh, haha, kid, we meet again!"

Empress: “…”

Empress: "Now the two armies are at war, but a plague has broken out in our army, and the morale of the people is low. What good plan do you have?"

Gao Yang: "I have a plan. We can use the catapults in the army to throw the bodies infected with the plague into the enemy camp, or put the extra bodies into the water source upstream of the enemy camp!"

The empress looked at Gao Yang, who was calm and composed, and said with a twitch of her lips, "I have found a living devil!"

[The unknown diary of a white devil]

"In 1991, I entered school, and together with the savior Harry Potter, the magic world gave me a good feeling. Magic is really wonderful.

"In 1992, I was a little bored today, so I just went out and killed a few Death Eaters for fun."

"In 1993, Dumbledore is really old and confused. How can people feel at ease if he doesn't hold power in his own hands? No wonder he is always disgusted by the people in the Ministry of Magic."

"In 1994, why is Voldemort so timid? He has been resurrected for a long time but there is no movement. Is he still the dark devil who doesn't take all wizards seriously?"

"In 1995, why did Grindelwald come out? Two generations of dark devils joined forces? Do you still have shame?"

"In 1996, he finally stopped hiding? Just right, solved it all at once. ”

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Hermione: Harry! You must tell Dumbledore about this - well, you can tell Damon too.

Harry: Damon, thank you, you are the only one who always believes in me - what? You want to take a photo of me in women's clothing and send it to Snape - but - why?

Professor McGonagall: It is a loss for the entire British wizarding world that you don't participate in Quidditch!

Dumbledore: Damon, I think you are right, I made a mistake - I forgot the feelings of young people - but fortunately you are here, it seems that I can be a teacher with peace of mind, after all, this is the best for me.

Death Eater: Do you think Damon White has become more and more cruel recently? I really regret being infected with the Dark Mark...

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Because of an accident, Wu Tian traveled to Meteor Street in the world of Hunter x Hunter, but was almost eaten. After escaping death, he unexpectedly discovered that he could gain various special abilities by eating. From then on, a powerful man who could eat the sky and the earth walked out from here!

Zhou Tong was framed by his fellow apprentice and misunderstood by his master and senior sisters. He left the sect in anger and joined a new force!

At this moment, he opened the door to a beautiful world.

The charming and domineering little witch always wants to attack and make Zhou Tong succumb to her charm.

The second sister is an expert in swordsmanship, but she can't read a single word. However, she is very good at writing love letters.

The third sister is a money-grubber, but she is willing to let Zhou Tong help her keep her small treasury.

The most exciting thing is the beautiful new master, who actually...

Seeing Zhou Tong's sect prospering, Zhou Tong's previous master and sisters all cried and regretted.

"My dear disciple, I know I was wrong. Come back to me. I am willing to give everything to make it up to you."

"Yes, Junior Brother, let us be yours!"

Zhou Tong: "I am a good man...

Nine changes of the universe, the last two years of the last days of the previous life, Ye Yan survived, was tortured to death, his parents were fed to zombies, and suffered humiliation. After rebirth, can he reverse the wheel of fate?

Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, Lin Yuan could only become a servant in the sect due to his dull aptitude. Unexpectedly, he accidentally activated the god-level side effect system.

From then on, he could choose other people to bear the side effects of taking pills and practicing martial arts for him.

The Longevity Pill, which gains strength by burning one's lifespan, no one dares to take it unless they have no other choice?

Eat, you must eat, eat it like candy beans!

The sect elder who had just been promoted had his hair turned white overnight and died from the Five Signs of Decay.

The Hundred Refinements Golden Body Technique can strengthen the body by eating metal, but is it possible to die from a perforated stomach?

Let’s try a hundred kilograms of gold bars first.

The demon monk who was refining a magic weapon suddenly vomited blood, and his decades of planning came to nothing.

Lin Yuan wanted all kinds of things with side effects, including the Demon Disintegration, Blood Escape Technique, and Nine Deaths Evil Technique.

Decades later, Lin Yuan attracted a heavenly calamity and was about to ascend to heaven, and various forces came to stop him.

However, the next moment, all the thunders hit them, and countless strong men fell.

no? It's you who is going through the tribulation, why are we the ones being struck by lightning?

The Reticent Blade is, first and foremost, a wuxia novel, meaning that the world and its character’s powers and abilities are more grounded. Instead of cultivators who can soar through the heavens and shatter planets, you will find martial artists who can still perform superhuman feats but not so fantastical as to tear through space or achieve immortality.

The world of The Reticent Blade is one of medieval China, loosely based upon the time period of the Ming Dynasty. It is a time of chaos and strife, where war and death are rampant. We follow the intertwining story of several protagonists and antagonists as they navigate the chaotic times, unraveling the threads that connect the past, the present, and the future of the world.

The Reticent Blade is a story of heroism, love, revenge, and cruelty.

The Reticent Blade is a story of both the righteousness and vileness of the Jianghu.

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Official Blurb:

Someone once asked me, "What is the jianghu?"

I thought for a moment, and what came to mind was…

A jug of unrefined wine on a weathered table,

A lone silhouette fading into the distance under the setting sun,

A nameless grave bathed in moonlight,

The smoldering incense in my grasp, its final wisps dissipating.

They then asked me, "Where is the jianghu?"

I smiled faintly and lifted my gaze beyond the window. Out there, beneath the vast heavens, countless jianghus lay.

A single soul carries his own story.

When two paths cross, a jianghu is born.

[No system] + [Invincible and exciting] + [Provide super emotional value] + [Abuse Bibi Dong] + [Abuse Shrek Seven Devils] + [Abuse Yu Xiaogang] + [Leave the Spirit Hall] Qin Chuan travels across the Doulou Continent. God-level martial spirit, unmatched in the world. In order to maintain it, the former Pope Qianxunji granted his marriage to Bibi Dong. The two have been married for more than ten years. Qin Chuan took good care of her, gave everything for her, willingly endured his anger for her, and became a man hidden behind the scenes. Can be married for more than ten years. The two of them are husband and wife in name only, but never in reality. For more than ten years, Bibi Dong refused to have sex. Until the night of the Soul Master Elite Finals, Yu Xiaogang who came to find the secret of the twin martial spirits left the Pope's Palace. Bibi Dong actually sat on Yu Xiaogang's hot seat like a dog! She even drank Yu Xiaogang's saliva like a dog! Nauseating! Despicable! Dirty! Qin Chuan was really heartbroken! Then... "Bibi Dong, let's get a divorce." "No, Qin Chuan, believe me, Xiaogang and I are innocent." "Haha, Xiaogang, you call me that so affectionately." Since you can't forget Yu Xiaogang. Then I, Qin Chuan, will destroy his soul power, crush his legs, and give that waste to you. "Bibi Dong, my ex is quite considerate, right?"