In this four-fold alternate world, a fusion of *Re:Zero*, *Bones*, *Moe King*, and *KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!*, he is reincarnated as Joshua Euclius. Bound to the Witch's Blessing System, any fluctuation of his seven desires—pride, lust, etc.—will attract the favor of witches. The Witch of Sloth allows him to perpetuate his slumber, into eternal sleep. A moment of anger can trigger a desire to destroy the world; even his eating habits are controlled, or he will devour everything. Who will control these madwomen? Joshua is going crazy. He just wants to live a normal life, a carefree rich kid.

[Invincible protagonist + lighthearted humor + incredibly satisfying gameplay in the later stages of this book, highly recommended to read to the end in one go!!] Transmigrating to a fantasy world, Jun Moyun cultivates to the peak of Quasi-Emperor, just one step away from becoming the Great Emperor of this era. However, the Heavenly Dao suppresses him, cutting off his path forward, and he is about to become the strongest cannon fodder in history!

"Two thousand years of cultivation, and I don't even have a cultivation partner? What's the point?" Jun Moyun slapped his thigh. "I quit! I'm going to give up!"

Just as he was preparing to lie down and become a lazy elder in the Tai Xuan Sect, the system, which was two thousand years late, finally went online!

"Ding! The God-level Assist System has finished loading. It has detected that the host has achieved the 'Strongest Quasi-Emperor' achievement. The reward has been doubled!"

Jun Moyun: "??? I was ready to give up, and you're only showing up now?"

System: "Host, don't worry, this system is a cure for all kinds of laziness. You can become stronger even while lying down!"

Thus, the most outrageous quasi-emperor in history was born! While others cultivated, he slept; while others fought, he ate sunflower seeds, yet his strength skyrocketed, infuriating all the geniuses!

"Ding! Host has been lying around all day and has obtained the title 'Emperor of Lazybones', with combat power +9999!"

"Ding! The host, while enjoying the spectacle, comprehended the 'Great Dao of Enjoying the Spectacle,' resulting in a surge in cultivation!"

The Emperor of the Present Era: "Jun Moyun, what kind of cultivation method is this?!"

Jun Moyun: "Is this what you call... winning by doing nothing?"

What do I need to do if I'm reincarnated as Naruto? Nothing! Just follow the plot and you'll have a perfect happy ending! But why does Kakashi seem to hear my lazy, unambitious thoughts and keep pushing me to work harder? I really don't want to work hard! Kakashi!

(Not a useless character, not a saint, not a simp, has an invincible background, the strongest system, and is the main villain)

Feng Haoran: What? Time travel... and with forbidden celestial bodies? Is this finally my turn?

Ding! The Supreme Decoded Version of HarmonyOS is now online…

Ding! The system is automatically recognizing the owner...

Ding! Rewarding the master with 100,000 years of cultivation... Initiating fusion with the master's body...

Ding! The master is rewarded with a heaven-defying cultivation technique, the Primordial Myriad Paths Divine Scripture…

Ding! Reward: Primordial Double Pupils...

Feng Haoran: System, how about we just give up? I'm tired of all the grinding in my past life, I don't want to cultivate anymore…

"Ding! The system is already invincible, why bother with the hardships of cultivation? Don't worry, Master, I'll take care of the work, you just relax..."

Feng Haoran: I...you won...

With a starting cultivation of 100,000 years, eight-year-old Feng Haoran directly entered the ultimate realm of the Immortal Saint King. Upon seeing this, the Thousand Absolute Ancient Emperor laughed wildly.

Feng Qianjue: Haha... My son will surely become the Heavenly Emperor in the future, and his ascension to the supreme transcendence is just around the corner...

A terrified Feng Haoran: Um... Father Emperor, calm down... calm down, let's be a little sneaky. I haven't reached that level yet, let's not brag, okay?

Forced into the system's clutches, Feng Haoran found his cultivation increasing with every breath he took, and he slew the Chosen One, reaping abundant rewards…

Years later, standing at the highest point in space, he exclaimed in amazement!

"I reached the summit before I even tried..."

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events in the characters in this book is purely coincidental.

[The Great Demon King of Green Mountain Invites You to Join the Chat Group] After six days of being transported to the past, defying her original fate of becoming a velvet ball, the once despondent Miss Fox suddenly perked up and immediately sprang to life. Six days without video games, internet, or a cell phone—wouldn't that drive anyone crazy? Now, the chat group is here! The six days are over; it's time to return to the realm of video games!

Gu Xingzhao, the owner of a run-down supermarket, unexpectedly discovers that her old television can communicate with the ancient times.

From then on, he was happy to have his whole family exiled, and as the ancestor of the Lu family, he became their protector on their three thousand-mile journey.

After all, we all have "行" in our names, how can that not be considered fate?

Gu Xingzhao waved his hand, "Now I have dozens of children and grandchildren, and I am very pleased!"

...

With treacherous officials in power and a foolish emperor, the Lu family was raided and all members, young and old, were exiled to a harsh and cold land three thousand miles away.

In the dead of winter, the Lu family patriarch, unable to bear the extinction of the Lu family, provided assistance along the way.

While others were freezing, the Lu family members were dressed in warm clothes.

While others went hungry, they held the hot soup noodles and shed two lines of tears of emotion.

...

When the Lu family arrived at their place of exile, the entire clan was grateful to their ancestors and made offerings to them every day. Among them, the Lu family's children and grandchildren were the most devout, offering incense and murmuring prayers every day.

Some people felt that wasn't enough, so they simply put themselves on the altar as well: "Our names all contain the character '行' (xing), how can that not be considered fate?"

Gu Xingzhao: ?

That's outrageous!

Chen Fan transmigrated to a terrifying prehistoric world where Great Luo Immortals were everywhere and Golden Immortals were less valuable than dogs.

Chen only wanted a hundred acres of fertile land, three luxurious houses, a beautiful wife, and children.

To live a happy and fulfilling ordinary life is enough.

But why is his wife the eldest princess of Heaven?

"My wife, why don't we get a divorce? Heavenly laws forbid immortals from marrying mortals."

But it doesn't say that gods can't be friends with mortals or sleep with them!

Chen Fan looked at his beautiful wife beside him and said weakly.

The eldest princess looked up speechlessly and saw that Chen Fan had layers upon layers of golden merit above his head, his fortune soaring to the sky. She clenched her fist and smiled.

"My husband, please think it over carefully before you speak!"

The second princess, who was squatting to the side, rolled her eyes and muttered to herself.

'Let's punish the demons!'

The Four Heavenly Kings were swept away by the void storm, and their fate is unknown.

The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King's pagoda malfunctioned, and he was almost killed by Nezha.

The Nine Luminaries Star Lord's natal star went berserk, causing him to go mad.

There are also the Twenty-Eight Mansions, representing thunder, fire, and plague.

The Jade Emperor nearly collapsed when he saw his few remaining subordinates!

"What a tragedy!"...

Xu Anqing transmigrates to a cultivation world and awakens a critical hit return system.

The system will return resources at a random multiple based on the target's cultivation talent.

The higher the target's talent level, the higher the return multiplier!

However, Xu Anqing knew the truth that fine wine makes people blush and money can move people's hearts.

So he decided to start with the clueless little kids and cultivate their trust and dependence.

"Ding! You have gifted a Qi Condensation Pill, triggering a 100x critical hit return, and have received 100 Qi Condensation Pills!"

"Ding! You have gifted a low-grade Earth-level cultivation technique, 'The Secret Manual of Union,' triggering a ten-thousand-fold critical strike return, and obtained a high-grade Immortal-level cultivation technique, 'The Great Yin-Yang Secret Manual'!"

...

Several years later.

Two twin junior sisters, growing into delicate and beautiful lotus blossoms.

The little girl who used to farm has grown into a beautiful young woman...

[A slow-paced, farming-style novel; please refrain from negative comments if you dislike this genre.]

As a post-00s, Gu Xu just wants to be a stay-at-home dad, but his wife is the top star Yang Mi.

He was invited to participate in "Daddy's Cute Baby Life Diary", and his daily life with the baby was broadcast live on the entire network.

He stays in bed, drives fast, and teaches his daughter to "fight back." Every time he does this, Yang Mi's blood pressure soars, but he unexpectedly wins countless fans!

While education experts are heartbroken, countless young parents regard him as a "beacon of parenting"!

Yang Mi: "Husband, tell me the truth, was this planned in advance?"

Gu Xu: "It's unfair, wife! Our child is a natural 'trickster'!"

[The End, thank you all for your support!][Pre-order "Transmigrated into a Lazy Younger Sister-in-Law in the 70s" - please check out my author page and add it to your favorites!][One-sentence summary: Transmigrated into a lazy wife in a 70s novel, I try my best to be lazy with a clear conscience!] When the villagers talked about the Lin family's youngest wife, they couldn't help but sigh. What bad luck had befallen the Lin family? They were all hardworking people. The eldest son's wife was a master at farm work, the second son's wife was a master at cooking, but the third son's wife was notoriously lazy. She neither worked in the fields nor did any housework. It was said that she wouldn't even cook a meal during the autumn harvest. The village mothers-in-law watched the drama unfold, urging their sons to marry someone more diligent in the future. The Lin family, however, didn't care at all. The third son's wife might be lazy, but she was incredibly capable. She could earn money just by writing an article, and she could bring back meat and grain from a trip to the county town. What other wife could have such abilities? Having eaten and drunk their fill, it's only right to do some chores at home. The noise outside is another matter entirely. Inside the Lin family house, Zhou Yunmeng, the third son's wife, is calculating the supplies in her portable supermarket, thinking about when to go to town again and find an excuse to bring back some meat and grain for a treat. Oh right, she also needs to hurry up and write a few articles to earn money! PS: 1. Transmigration into a book, with some original settings, such as no royalties in the 1970s, but they exist in the book's world. 2. Slice of life, just eating and drinking. ——Pre-order "Transmigrated into a Lazy Aunt in the 1970s" please add to your collection—— Synopsis: Everyone in the village says, "Where else does the He family spoil their daughter so much? Raising her this big and not letting her work or do housework, she probably can't even cook, how will she ever get married?" They also warn their budding son: "Don't be fooled by the He family's pretty face, she's all looks and no substance. Don't marry her!" He Susu, after kowtowing, awakened her memories. She realized she was originally a celestial fairy descended to earth to undergo tribulation, but something went wrong, and she was reborn into a period novel featuring a strong female lead. The female lead was her future third sister-in-law, while she was the lazy aunt that readers often criticized in the novel. Knowing she was originally a fairy, He Susu, whose magic had vanished, became even lazier. How could there be washing dishes, clothes, or bed sheets? Before, a simple cleansing spell would have sufficed. How could there be washing vegetables and cooking? Before, fairies didn't need to eat; they just drank celestial dew. *Ahem, but the occasional meat dish and the usual vegetarian dishes were truly delicious.* He Susu's parents and three brothers: What else could they do but spoil her! * After awakening her memories, He Susu gained access to all the textual plot of the period novel she had transmigrated into, as well as a shopping system as compensation from Heaven. The system's shop contains rare items: an egg, a pound of pork, a chicken, a can of malted milk powder, a Plum Blossom brand watch… The items in the shop are constantly updated as times change. To buy these items, you need to earn "hard work points." How to earn these points? Washing vegetables, cutting meat, cooking, washing dishes, washing clothes, washing sheets, cleaning, working… Thinking of those tempting meat dishes and sweet malted milk powder, He Susu hesitated. Then she thought of her family giving her all the good things, while they themselves had very little food. He Susu clenched her little fists: I can do it! She washed a dish, and it shattered with a crash; she cooked a dish, and the fire went too high, burning the food; she washed a piece of clothing, and with a little force, she tore a hole in it. He's parents said, "Daughter, don't touch it, we'll do it!" He's three older brothers said, "Little sister, you shouldn't do any work, don't hurt yourself!" He Susu looked at the increasing diligence points in the system shop and smiled broadly, "Mom and Dad, I can still do a little more work!" Unbeknownst to them, the He family's life was getting better and better. * The village women watched as their own sons got married, and then they saw the He family's three sons get married one after another, but their daughter still hadn't found a husband. They whispered among themselves: "See? Such a lazy daughter will never get married!" But then, the He family's daughter went to the army with her third brother and sister-in-law, and actually brought back a marriage prospect. The tall, imposing, and tough man looked at the He family's daughter, his rugged features softening unexpectedly. They heard he was also the third brother's comrade-in-arms, quite impressive! Looking at their own sons, the village women felt a pang of envy. ***I've recommended so many completed novels on Bamboo's column! Those interested can check them out: "I Became an Internet Sensation by Selling Boxed Lunch": Being able to eat boxed lunches every day is such a blessing! "My Little Wife in the 1960s": With a system in hand, I have clever ways to get rich. "I Work at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative in the 1970s": With spatial resources in hand, I can exchange goods. "I Became Rich After Getting a Life System": I became rich just by doing small jobs. Theme: Everyone has their own value in labor.