[This is a silly article, I am mentally unstable, don't read it by mistake. ]

Zhou Yang was born with bad luck and his entire family was killed.

Until he was twenty-two years old, he finally killed himself.

As a result, he traveled through time and space and became a villain, bound to the ultimate invincible villain system.

Zhou Yang: I suffered in my last life, so what's wrong with enjoying myself in this life? Regarding the protagonist, whoever wants to go can go!

result……

The Immortal Emperor returns, with an immortal body and an indestructible soul, shocking the world...to protect Zhou Yang!

The Dragon King's son-in-law, with a twist of his mouth, protects our Zhou Yang!

The miracle doctor came down the mountain to look for his senior sister? No, to protect our Zhou Yang?

The God of War returned and saw Zhou Yang living in a villa. In anger, he sent 100,000 soldiers to protect Zhou Yang.

Even after digging out the supreme bone, I am still invincible... I will protect Zhou Yang!

Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, I... choose to protect Zhou Yang!

"Goodbye! Cage!" On a defecting spaceship, Qingque took one last look at the Luofu Fairy Boat, with a look of pride in her eyes. "Our departure is just like a bird flying into the sky and a fish entering the sea! From now on we will be free from constraints!" But just as she was about to set off, she suddenly received a communication request. As soon as she answered the call, she heard a burst of angry curses from the other side: "Qingque! You bad guy!" "What on earth has Luofu done to you wrongly?" "How could you even do such a heinous thing as defecting?" "Listen carefully! Now! Come back to me and confess your crime!" "In this way, I can still plead for you to Jingyuan and strive for leniency in the future!" "But if you still stubbornly refuse to repent, and I catch you back with my own hands, then you can expect to spend the rest of your life in Youyu Prison!" After hearing these words of persuasion from the other side, Qingque just sneered: "Humph! Fu Xuan! Let me go back?" "Go back and continue to be your foot-washing maid?" "Bah! Daydreaming! There is a saying: "Luofu trampled on the bones of nobles, and burned the immortal boat into brocade ashes!" "If I am the Green Emperor in the future, I will reward you by letting the peach blossoms bloom together!" "Let's see who will be the foot-washing maid then!"

【God of Wealth】【Daily Life with Multiple Women】【Diaosi Counterattack】【Currency Does Not Collapse】【Reading Under 18 is Prohibited】

Yang Fan, a poor loser who has accomplished nothing, accidentally obtains the Great Enemy System, and has since counterattacked to become the God of the Sea.

He chose to enjoy life to the fullest. Faced with all kinds of beauties that he had never dared to dream of before, he suddenly decided to give them a safe haven.

Here, for just a few dollars, you can get a man to run from several kilometers away and climb more than ten floors for you.

For a few hundred dollars, you can have someone else's daughter, who was raised with great difficulty, serve you.

In this era, a few thousand dollars can allow a young person who has studied hard for sixteen years and has dreams in his heart to waste his precious time doing a meaningless job.

Yang Fan personally experienced the benefits of being rich...

[Alternative Prehistoric World] + [Over 10,000 Updates Daily] + [Go Forward] After becoming Tongtian and foreseeing the plot of the Conferred Gods, I've finally realized it! Founding a religion? 996 is no match for fishing! I disbanded the Jiejiao that same day and spread the word about "career templates." As a result, the entire prehistoric world has become my spiritual follower!

【Fan fiction + slight magic modification + system + imagination + reversal】

At the foot of Mount Longhu, a rag stall was erected.

Grandmaster Quan Xing squatted on the bluestone slab and picked up the yellow paper: "Little Taoist priest, give me ten sheets of this photocopied talisman paper!"

The second-in-command of the Tianxiahui held a green bean in his hand and glared, "Heavenly Eye Green Beans? I want a hundred of them, money is not a problem!"

Zhang Xuanyi was flipping through the account book with a dogtail grass in his mouth. There was a pile of unopened Fist Soul Candies at his feet - the third wave of aliens lined up for his shabby stall today.

"System prompt: Today's sales have reached the target, unlocking the reverse destiny-changing compass."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be so anxious!"

He waved at the crowd, "Scan the code to register first. As usual for credit purchases—use your most valuable treasure as collateral!"

When the strange people of the Gaowu era vie to become returning customers, this shabby stall at the foot of Longhu Mountain is about to be turned upside down!

Traveling across the prehistoric continent, Qingxuan became Jianmu, one of the ten innate spiritual roots. This was the Jianmu that was cut down during the era of the Five Emperors.

Fortunately, there is always a way out. Qingxuan successfully transformed with the help of the system.

He was bound to the salted fish system, and he just wanted to lie down and relax. Unexpectedly, the goddess Nuwa did not follow the rules of martial arts and actually eavesdropped on his thoughts.

"The laws of nature are unpredictable. If you don't become a saint, you will end up as an ant."

This makes me laugh to death. If you use the Hongmeng Purple Qi to become a saint, you will become an ant.

Nuwa: “???”

Want to be a freeloader? Start with the concept-based [Sloth Fruit] and become invincible!

Sleeping while working, your Observation Haki will automatically cultivate! Punching in and slacking off, your Armament Haki will instantly max out! Conqueror Haki? That's not necessary!

Akainu, the boss, was furious: "Levi! If you slack off again, I'll send you to the New World!"

Levi turned over and said, "Marshal...it's so troublesome. The journey is too far...I'm too lazy to go."

During the Battle of Marineford, the world was collapsing and the sky was breaking, but he was sleeping soundly under the execution platform.

A fatal attack came at him, and he turned over unconsciously... Boom! The attack was gone!

Marshal Zhan Guo collapsed, holding his head. "Quick! Wake up Levi! Let him finish the fight before he goes back to sleep!!"

This book is also known as: "The Navy's No. 1 Slacker King, Akainu Was Furious at Me," "Navy King? No, I'm the Sleeping King," and "My Justice is Punctual Check-in."

[Infrastructure] [National Destiny] [Growing Female Protagonist] In the year 2500, the global ecological balance collapsed, the earth was barren, animals died in droves, the scorching sun burned everything, technology regressed a century, and humanity retreated underground to survive. [Ding! The interstellar survival game has arrived, please strive to survive.] Su Jin, a koi spirit, was selected as Dragon Nation's contestant #001, and good luck befell her. [Ding! World Announcement: Congratulations to Dragon Nation's contestant #001 for being the first to upgrade to a Level 3 Stone House. Personal reward: 10 distributable attribute points, and national reward: 50 million tons of grain.] "Huh? Are you still living in a wooden house?" While the other contestants munched on bread, she held a roast chicken in her left hand, a cake in her right, and a table filled with fruit. Lying on a large leather sofa, the little koi said lazily, "I'll reluctantly sell you some seasoning." (My introduction is incompetent, please give me a chance to move on to the main text♥) Protagonist: Su Jin

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

[Relaxed and funny][Systematic][Princess Changle + Sizi + Wuwei...][Everyday][Lie down and live a leisurely life, just for fun]

Chen Yu was a graduate student in physics and chemistry. His future was bright, but he was accidentally struck by lightning and died. He traveled through time to the Tang Dynasty and became a small landlord in Chang'an County, living a life of seclusion ever since.

By chance, Chen Yu met an imperial merchant named Li, and was forced to marry Princess Changle, Sizi, the Empress of the Great Zhou, etc., to enjoy life, refuse cattle and horses, and start with you and me.