This was one of the greatest discoveries in archeological history, and when everything gets revealed, it might turn history upside down.
Qin Cheng followed his professor to Xi’an, where the buried treasuries of a tomb have been covered up for thousands of years. Then, strange and inexplicable events began to happen….
Every nerve of the archeologist trembled in excitement and fear, however, he was even more stunned when the sarcophagus suddenly opened, revealing an Emperor, who lived a thousand years ago, “sleeping” inside.
After that, his own heart remained there too……
There are thousands of scumbags in the world, each with their own type of tr*shy entanglement.
They make a stand for every step and have a devious heart, their modus operandi? Start stirring up feelings and eventually abandon the people they have schemed against. With having nothing but fame and fortune in their eyes, these scumbags forsake the sincerity of others and forget about it after using them.
The Scumbag Reformation System raised its arms and exclaimed: Reform and become a new person! The sea of suffering is endless and turning back is what it means to be on the shore!
Both good and evil will eventually be rewarded, the Heavenly Path is good for reincarnation. When those scumbags who have done all bad deeds get a chance to be reborn, they start their miserable career of being forced to reform.
【No Work】 Electric Shock x 10
【Sitting back and enjoying the benefits】 Electric shock x20
【Stirring up chaos and forsaking】 Electric shock x50
【Deceiving and cheating money】 Electric shock x100
Scumbag Reformation System smiled: “What is our slogan again?”
The scumbags gritted their teeth silently: “……Reform well and become a new person!”
When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.
This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.
Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.
Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”
Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.
However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.
Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”
Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.
The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.
In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.
Rebirth of a wild child who was abandoned the family. Xiao Jingting, who had been playing bachelor for more than 20 years, was somewhat excited to find that he had a handsome wife.
Xu Beijin is an extra in the game ‘Escape.’ His usual role is to lie on the floor to be the corpse, while observing how the Missiontakers scratch their heads to figure out a way to survive.
All the other extras work extremely hard as if trying to win the next Oscar’s in order to leave this cruel, despairing world; while Xu Beijin has a simple, monotonous, tedious life.
Until one day, he picked up a streaming system…
Xu Beijin’s life has been entirely upended.
While lying on the floor as a corpse, the audience goes “AAAAAAAH Host what’s that behind you uwuwu…”
While he’s reading the script out loud, the audience goes “Hehehe Beibei’s so cute acting all serious! I want to lick!”
While he’s working hard to figure out the truth about this world, the audience goes “Today our Bei is also the hardworking Bei!”
While he’s… he’s working hard dating Lin Qin, the audience goes “?!?! This isn’t the horror game stream I signed up for!”
Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake.
His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail.
Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to reach his furry paws out to that cat.
At first he thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven.
Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun.