While other game developers are frantically improving graphics and special effects to rip you off, this company still sees you as the kid who happily played the NES with friends during summer vacation.
I've forgotten what toys I wanted as a child.
But you still remember, you fucking bastard!
Two games on this console are the most beautiful: Fire Emblem: Three Houses, which embodies the beauty of its era, and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, which showcases the beauty of the world.
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"Who is this princess? I don't know her. Don't try to scam me!"
"This game is good, but it's too expensive. It costs more than 2,000 yuan."
"Why can Link lose his memory but I can't? This is not fair! I refuse to accept this! I want a brain that has never played Breath of the Wild!"
"How did he manage to hide so many moons on a small island?"
"Anyone want to add me as a friend on Switch so we can go play some Pokemon?"
"I'm outta here! It seems like the price of my turnips has gone up. Time to go sell some!"
Starting with Breath of the Wild, Mario, Fire Emblem, Xenoblade Chronicles, Pokémon, Animal Crossing...
He's making games for children all over the world; he wants to treat players worldwide like children.
Wei Junjie looked at the competitor in front of him: "Want to make games? You should have said so earlier! I'd teach you!"
Every world has a happy ending.
A seemingly aloof but actually gentle and vicious female supporting character (top) x A truly beautiful but seemingly weak and innocent female uke (bottom)
After Luan Qingxiao joined the Plot Correction Research Institute, she encountered a bottleneck in her first mission.
Playing the villainous supporting character, she was supposed to be a catalyst for the romance between the male and female leads, but due to her mishandling of the role, the seemingly innocent female lead falls deeply in love with her...
Nie Zhen'er's face was like a tender peach blossom in March. She shyly looked away from her eyes and parted her red lips slightly: Qingxiao, I like you.
Luan Qingxiao: ...Me too!
Who could bear to refuse such a beauty?
System 520: Wait, wait! What's going on?!
1. A sweet and innocent campus romance: a vicious female supporting character who is a school bully and a pure and innocent school beauty (they will only get together after they grow up; the female supporting character is a fake school bully) √
520: Host, you're going to bully her, humiliate her, and frame her, but the male lead will save her from danger at the crucial moment!
Luan Qingxiao: No problem.
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520: Host, this development seems a bit off. Why would the female lead like a vicious female supporting character who bullies, humiliates, and frames her?
Luan Qingxiao lowered her eyes and smiled faintly: Because she can see through my heart.
1. A fresh and innocent campus romance: a vicious female supporting character who is a school bully and a pure and innocent school beauty.
2. Zombies roam the world, a post-apocalyptic scientist x humanoid zombie queen √
3. Cultivation/World: A vicious master x a beautiful furnace cauldron raised by the master.
4. A Guide to Marrying a Wealthy Family: A Domineering Female CEO x A Rising Star
5. Fairies reign supreme, Bai Feng x Tao Yao √
6. Vampire Romance, Female Student x Vampire Prince √
7. The Overlord's Harem, Fiancée x Childhood Sweetheart √
8 I have six rivals in love. √
9. Pretending to be the White Moonlight, The Pretender x The White Moonlight √
End of the original world, poor x world-weary √
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Reading Instructions
The two only have each other.
2. His name and appearance remain unchanged, and Luan Qingxiao retains his memories.
3. Truly strong x Pretending to be weak; both are very capable.
Cheng Xuan, transported back to the S11 Summer Split, found himself inexplicably seated as IG's starting support. However, his rank was only Iron… Fortunately, he activated the strongest support system, granting him a random talent each game. [Ding! Congratulations on drawing the A-level talent 'Laying-out God'!] wink: Holy crap, how can you, a support, take six minions in one wave! You didn't even leave me any cannon minions?! League System: IG-Cheng Xuan is on a killing spree! wink: ??? [Congratulations on obtaining the S-level talent 'Poisonous Milk'!] Cheng Xuan: Oh no, we're definitely going to lose this game! 20 minutes later… League System: The enemy Nexus has been destroyed! Teammates: ??? [Congratulations on obtaining the SS-level talent 'Hero Voice Pack'!] Cheng Xuan: Death is like the wind, always by my side! Hasagi! Teammates: A sudden attack of your illness? Shut up! I'll step on…
[System + Unrevealed Identity + Goddess Persona] After being bound to a system, Jiang Wu was blinded by money and taken by the system to some obscure, godforsaken dynasty to complete a mission. Only then did she realize that she was just an ordinary commoner, and her targets were the emperor, empress, crown prince, princess, general, marquis, heir... very well, her targets included fathers and sons, husbands and wives, brothers and sisters. System, are you sure I won't be torn apart by five horses? "Host, believe in yourself, you are the chosen femme fatale." No, Jiang Wu was expressionless. She was probably given a script that would lead to certain death. However, Jiang Wu browsed the system shop and it seemed that there was still a chance to survive. In that era of absolute imperial power, even selling refined salt could get her executed. As for beauty, ha, wouldn't an ordinary person with such beauty die an even more miserable death? The Great Xuan Dynasty had just been established and was in a state of turmoil, with everything needing to be rebuilt. Countless people were eager to seize power. Crown Prince Xie Zhao was chasing a group of bandits when he unexpectedly fell into a trap and found himself in grave danger. On the verge of death, a goddess descended, offering him a magic pill that brought him back to life. Jiang Wu smiled and said, "Thanks for the invitation, it's just a common anti-inflammatory." The Great Xuan Dynasty welcomed back the goddess, and from then on, peace reigned, the seas were calm, the rivers were clear, and the people were well-fed and clothed, living in contentment. Years later, the system looked at the maxed-out favorability rating—not just for the target, but for the entire Great Xuan Dynasty! Jiang Wu smiled and said, "Nothing special, just the rules of modern showing off."
As the train of time slowly pulls into the palace of memories, the elderly Li Weisi stands before the rows of displayed memories, and the past resurfaces before his eyes: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar still delivering his unstoppable skyhook, the Black and White Duo battling it out time and again in the Finals, Charlie Puth's Bad Boys, Michael Jordan's godlike performance, the flourishing of the four great centers... Looking back, Li Weisi seems to see his naive 20-year-old self, riding the train of time from the finish line back to the starting point, ready to embark on a new journey, beginning his journey from a boy to the soul of a city.
Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a talent broadcaster.
Unexpectedly, on the way back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year, I accidentally activated a "listen to advice" system.
As long as he listens to advice, he can receive various system rewards.
So, at the suggestion of his enthusiastic followers, he started by setting off a firecracker to blow up a dog bowl.
As a result, they accidentally shot down a drone in the sky.
Seeing this, a fan in the live stream immediately commented, "The streamer is so good, why doesn't he create a missile to make a name for himself instead of staying here blowing up dog bowls?"
Soon, Su Yu, heeding advice, created the Qian Xuesen ballistic missile (skyrocket version), the three-stage propulsion separation system (skyrocket pulse version), and the pulse blast engine (skyrocket max version), shocking a group of fans.
The top-ranked viewer in the live stream suggested that since he was already involved in the aviation field, he should try painting instead.
Soon, color-changing ink, engraved templates, and 3D anti-counterfeiting technology also began to show results under Su Yu's research.
As brand-new US dollars successfully passed through the printing press, fans across the internet cried out, "Streamer, stop! The FBI is everywhere outside!"
The second-ranked brother suggested that if you want to rediscover the joys of childhood...
Soon, cardboard Gatling guns, fully automatic rifles, and origami RGPs that could fire were born!
Netizens commented: "From plastic to iron, from glue to welding, three prison meals a day. You provide the gunpowder, I provide the carbon, tomorrow you'll be at least eight and a half years old!"
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Years later, when Su Yu, who has over a billion fans worldwide, was asked by a reporter how he managed to become a sensation across the internet and become the most popular streamer in just two years, he was met with a different response.
He replied modestly, "Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill. Me, the anchor, I'm someone who listens to advice!"
1910s
Messi and Ronaldo each had their own moment in the spotlight.
The Ice Cream Prince took his first steps with difficulty.
The rise of Messi and Ronaldo is due to talent, self-discipline...
Ice Cream Prince Rise is an auto-play game.
I'm not aloof; that's not me, it's just an emotionless AI.
European football has now reached a turning point.
In the 2010s, Xia Qi suddenly entered the era of two dominant forces.
Competing with Messi and Ronaldo for the Ballon d'Or, Golden Boot, Champions League, popularity... and the World Cup.
The three players' unparalleled rivalry led to a significant shift in the landscape of world football.
Wenger has no regrets about missing out on the Champions League.
England is no longer the China of Europe.
Ferguson: "I got Ronaldo, the professor got Xia Qi, God bless Arsenal."
Florentino: "Xia Qi will follow in Ronaldo's footsteps and come to the Bernabéu."
This is the story of Xia Qi, a Chinese-American teenager.
Welcome to the pit!
[Food][Daily Life][Memes][Funny][Heartwarming]
After Lin Xiao transmigrated, he inherited a small roadside five-yuan self-service restaurant.
They faced the predicament of not being able to pay next month's rent right from the start.
Fortunately, the [Strongest Restaurant System] followed!
By capturing customers' emotional value, you can unlock various new cuisines and expand the restaurant's scale.
Thus, a radical departure from the self-service fast food industry was born.
From Stir-fried Tofu with Green Peppers to Pan-fried Steak
From dry-pot cauliflower to braised king crab
From shredded pork with garlic sauce to Almas caviar
The recipes keep evolving! Evolving! And evolving still!
Everything is only five yuan!
The dishes are so delicious, you can't imagine what they're missing!
"What?! You're saying Mr. Lin's five-yuan all-you-can-eat restaurant just started serving Boston lobsters yesterday? How is that possible?! It's not that low-class!"
"I'm afraid you all don't know, but I held my wedding banquet at Mr. Lin's place. He's a very nice guy, and he even gave us a Porsche to use as our wedding car."
"Six hundred and sixty-six. My classmate went hungry in prison for a week and is counting on you, Brother Lin, to make him a meal when he gets back. And you're saying you want a weekend off?!"
"Five dollars for a king crab! Anyone who dares to cause trouble, I'll chop them into mincemeat!"
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Years later, Lin Xiao's five-yuan buffet restaurants have spread all over the world, offering thousands of dishes and boasting tens of thousands of stores!
When interviewed by reporters, Lin Xiao looked at the banner in front of him with five gilded characters that read "The People's God of Cookery".
Helplessly, he said, "Thank you all for your support. Today, I'll make an exception and offer a group purchase deal where you can get 5 yuan off for just 0.01 yuan!"
"Three! Two! One! Link up!"
That day, food lovers around the world went wild!
Transmigrated into the world of a romance anime and became a popular, villainous supporting character? Ikegami Suguru was utterly bewildered, staring at his character setting: wealthy family, open-minded parents, tall and handsome, all-around talented, the center of attention at school, practically walking hormones… With this setup, how could he possibly lose? Wait! What the heck is this popularity system? What does it mean that if his real-life popularity is insufficient, the anime world he's in will face its end?! Faced with this survival crisis, Ikegami Suguru, who originally just wanted to be a winner in life, has to pull himself together and work hard to rewrite the plot to save the world!
Transmigrating into the body of Yamcha, and relying on the abilities of the simulator system, he learns about the subsequent plot. With his own knowledge and understanding of Dragon Ball, he tries to find a glimmer of hope in this anime where power levels are at their peak.
Note: The protagonist is a pure Earthling, without Saiyan blood. He is not invincible from the start, but gradually improves, and will never be marginalized. He doesn't suffer setbacks in the story; it's purely about watching the Tea God show off. This story does not follow the original work.
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This is the story of an ordinary Earthling who changed his destiny and eventually became a god...
This article draws inspiration from multiple Dragon Ball works, blending their worldviews together, and features a variety of characters.