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[Task 1: 1. Receive Zidane's pass and score a goal; 2. Assist Zidane to score a goal; 3. Win Zidane's praise. ]

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[Task reward: Zidane card, SS level. ]

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【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

"Stop playing fake Legend. This Legend will give you a VIP gift pack as soon as it goes online. There is no recharge window. Uncle Da will recycle gold online..." Hu Qing played the real Legend recommended by Uncle Da and traveled to the Western world. Moreover, he soon found that something was wrong with this world. He met a young werewolf named Jacob in the town of Fox... He also met a beautiful demon hunter named Jo in Seattle... Fortunately, he traveled with the real Legend recommended by Uncle Da. He can get various skills and equipment from the game. He was given a paralysis ring at the beginning, and a knife of 999, and he could walk sideways with the dog in the whole map. Various mysterious legends also began to change because of him, until he became the common fear of all mysterious legends.

Why are Feifei, Mimi, Bingbing, Tiantian... so many popular top stars chasing you?

Wei Wu smiled but said nothing. In fact, I just wholesaled a subsystem to each of them.

As a reborn with a system, my goal is to be soft... ahem, not to eat soft rice, but to become the best commercial film director in the 21st century!

A person cannot withstand a hundred mouths, and wood cannot withstand a hundred axes.

After the show 'Love is Full' aired, it was ridiculed by countless people as 'Beast is Full'. Upon careful reflection, there wasn't a single good person in the entire courtyard. The numerous grievances gathered, resulting in countless parallel worlds. He Yuliang of the new century just said one thing: 'They're all a bunch of jerks!'

As a result, the great god arranged something for him. He Yuliang, looking bewildered at his hands, said: 'Traveling through time is fine, I have no complaints, but do you understand the rules? Where's my cheat ability?'

The great god: 'Your cheat ability will be delivered immediately...'

The time travel three years ago brought Xu Ye to a strange world!

In this world, virtual demons invaded and virtual beasts were rampant!

Humans have the ability to become virtual hunters and fight to protect humans!

Xu Ye, who awakened his ability by chance, found that due to the limitation of his ability, he could only comprehend and use D-level abilities!

But he was not discouraged, but played with the D-level ability in his hand!

Other awakened people and virtual demons were blinded by his D-level ability and were confused!

Your D-level ability can repair ancient artifacts?

Your D-level ability can be comparable to Super Saiyans?

No! You call this a D-level ability? ? ?

The new book "Sports Medicine: Starting from the Trail Blazers Veterinarian" has been released~

Jiang Hao returned to become an NBA player in 2011 and tied to the opponent's CBA system. Since then, the level of players who played against him has gradually become outrageous...

Howard pushed Jiang Hao away, turned an empty basket into a layup, and transformed into Zhe Ling to eat cross-bridge rice noodles!

Thompson Thompson is always possessed by Jay, dribbling on a fast break and hitting his foot out of bounds.

Ray Allen missed three consecutive free throws? ? He looks very much like a Polish center.

Curry pays tribute to the hand emperor and passes to the opponent?

Irving layup butter hands....

James dunked on a fast break and missed the buzzer-beater to pay tribute to Zhang Zhenling?

The first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the NBA: Stars who play against rookie Jiang Hao will definitely suck! !

Fans: All beings are equal, Mr. Jiang, he is not strong, but he can pull opponents to the same starting line!

Digital fans: What do you know, this is called a defensive stalwart!

Kobe: This guy is cheating!

Curry and Harden visited Mr. Jiang three times: Mr. Jiang!! Can you teach us defense? ?

Jiang Hao: I am the Waterloo of all superstars!

A generation of emperor father was born!

[Lin Fan]: I can see the health bars of everything, control everything, hide in the dark and devour the remaining health. Killing everything will give me experience points and make me stronger!

[Night Watchman]: We patrol at night. If you encounter danger, call us!

[Federal Research Institute]: We study creatures in the dark world, copy their abilities, and graft them onto ordinary people. Everything is voluntary.

[Mechanical Sect]: We abandon our flesh and blood bodies and reshape our mechanical bodies. We believe in the God of Mechanics!

[Flesh and Blood Sect]: Flesh and blood are the foundation. Everyone can become the God of flesh and blood!

[The Cryer] Anyone who sees my photos and videos will die. I will teleport over to kill you regardless of the distance.

[Reincarnator]: Anyone killed by the reincarnation knife in my hand will never be reincarnated.

[Time Train]: My passengers come from the past, present, and future. The terminal is here. Please get off!

The dark world overlaps with the real world, and the eternal night is coming!