The outline was lost in the middle, so the subsequent content may feel a bit awkward. It is recommended to skip chapters 5 and 6.
Saitama trained according to Saitama's instructions, and after a week, he successfully transported himself to the world of One-Punch Man. He also unintentionally signed a contract with King and became King's stand-in.
"What?! I've time-traveled?!"
"What? You still want me to go back? Impossible, absolutely impossible. I'm a traditional man. Once I'm dead, I can't be brought back to life. I believe in science."
The system gave a wicked smile.
[Does it matter if you died in an abstract way? Does it matter if the people who find your body have all sorts of wild imaginations?]
Slide to kneel and kowtow.
"Please give me any task you require, and I will go through fire and water for you."
Ding! Host detected as existing within King's consciousness. Stand panel activated.
Ding! Please name yourself.
Ding! Naming successful. The name cannot be changed.
Stand Name: Emperor Engine
Stand Ability: Popular Support
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King, don't underestimate yourself! The real you is not the fragile and timid person you imagine. You are a hero, an undisputed hero!
Standing silently behind King, Sai Shi shouted, "It's all for the sake of innocence."
"While the 'Star Core Hunter' was still calculating quantum entanglement, I used a broken hammer and a tree stump to create a 'Star God-level' frying pan that even Nanook trembled over!"
[Time travel + System + Invincible protagonist + Warhammer reference + Father-son daily life + Invincible young hero]
I woke up to find myself the most miserable Primarch in the Warhammer universe, Guilliman!
At the start, the Eldar stabbed him in the neck with a knife, the Chaos Legion attacked him head-on, and his own offspring clung to a broken holy book from ten thousand years ago.
Luckily, I have the "Strongest Regent System" with me, and I merged with Regent Witrum at the start! I stopped the Thunderhawk with my bare hands, traversed warp space with my bare body, and crushed a Chaos Can with a single punch!
Abaddon: "How could he possibly be resurrected?!"
Tzeentch the Demon: "He dragged me out of warp with his bare hands!!"
Ultramariner: "Father...why are you taking out your belt?!"
Guilliman grinned: "Good boy, today Daddy will teach you what 'fatherly love is as solid as a mountain' really means!"
With all the Ultra Warriors upgraded and empowered by intelligent atoms, their offspring are all little superhumans!
The Khorne's army? Crushed! The filthy tide of corruption? Purified!
A treacherous scheme? I'll drag the real me out of the warp with my bare hands and slap him across the face!
Slaanesh is below, the Regent is above!
Guilliman shattered the Eye of Fear, grabbed the heads of the four evil gods, and threw them onto the Golden Throne: "Father, you didn't beat them hard enough or fast enough back then! This generation of Chaos—needs to be whipped with a belt!"
[My thinking power + Orcs + Time travel + Conquest + Joy + No female lead]
It starts with a green-skinned kid, and ends with him smashing through countless worlds.
What? Your unit is an angel? A dragon? A vampire?
Don't laugh at me for having only a little green kid. In a couple of weeks, you'll understand the meaning of "endless"!
A race born for war!!!
One green-skinned beast falls, ten thousand are born!
What faith can lead to godhood? What technological advancements? Nothing beats tens of thousands of green-skinned bastards believing that I am big and strong!
I think our lord is invincible!!!
I'm thinking a level 7 civilization could be created by hand!
Orcs were born to feed humans, and humans used a single punch to crush the heavens!
Vast, vast, vast, vast, vast, vast!
"Mao was both brutal and cunning!!!"
“WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!”
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
When Jiang Feng woke up, he found himself transformed into Andrew van der Kemp, the troublesome and rebellious son in the American TV series "Desperate Housewives".
The bad news is, something's not right in this world. Aunt Susan next door keeps attracting serial killers, Gabrielle's closet not only hides a gardener but also a ghost doll, and her own perfectionist mother, Brie, is cutting a piece of meat that looks like a werewolf with a silver knife.
The good news is that he has awakened the [Horror Attribute Plundering System]. By killing ghosts and monsters, he can plunder attributes such as "Immortality," "Dream Travel," and "Chainsaw Mastery."
But what's even more absurd is that he discovers he possesses a hidden attribute: "Homosexual Nightmare Trapper." Whether it's a grotesque killer with a sharp knife, a chainsaw maniac, or a serial killer in his dreams, they all seem to have a morbid obsession with him.
“Hey Freddy, I know you like me and dream about me,” Andrew wiped the blood-stained shotgun, staring blankly at the charred man, “but you look too much like a burnt pizza, we’re not a good match.” This was Andrew’s cozy daily life in Wisteria County—handling perfect family dinners by day and stuffing monster heads into compost bins by night.
Li Weidong travels back to 1964 and becomes a technician. That year, resources are scarce, and people lack food and clothing. Fortunately, he has access to the daily intelligence system. [One-star intelligence: Tonight, on the north bank of Shichahai Lake, crucian carp and common carp are gathering under the ice to seek shelter from the cold.] [Two-star intelligence: In the cellar of the back building of No. 46 Mao'er Hutong, there is a codebook, a radio, and gold bars.] [Three-star intelligence: Aramco Steel Plant has introduced oxygen top-blown converter technology, the details of which are as follows…] With this intelligence, Li Weidong's life in that fiery era becomes increasingly happy and prosperous.
After being reborn, Su Chen finds himself standing on the stage of a national creative writing competition! The program provides a theme for the contestants to create! The first theme, [Superman], is drawn by the judges. While other contestants write about the cliché hero saving the world, Su Chen takes a different approach, immediately writing "Homelander"! At first, the audience thinks it's the same old formula, but when they see Homelander's iconic crescent moon scene… they instantly lose their composure! "Is this the real man?" "On the first day, I saved the world; on the seventh day, I became the world!" The judges: "We asked you to write about Superman, and you wrote Homelander—what the hell?" "Just tell us if it's Superman or not!" After that… On the theme [Food], Su Chen writes about the famous gourmet [Hannibal]… The internet explodes: "This author's mental state is off!"
Jiang Ye, a struggling cartoonist, had his serialization in Manke magazine abruptly canceled. Disheartened, he unexpectedly transmigrated to a parallel world of South Korea. To become the greatest cartoonist, he first needs to bring a small shock to the Korean comics world…
The unlucky Ke Lu finally managed to draw Crydella just as his lifespan was about to run out! But in his excitement—*snap*! He was transported to another world!
She woke up to find herself transformed into a petite girl, and bound to a ridiculous popularity system with the mission: "Earn 10,000 popularity points using the Crydella character!"
Left with no other choice, she put on the Crydella suit and was persuaded by her best friend, Haiyin, to start dancing.
Just when she thought she was about to debut as "the most awkward petite dancer in history"—
Suddenly, MiHoYo, the company's CEO, slammed his fist on the table and exclaimed, "This girl! This aura! She's a match made in heaven! We have to bring her to life in the game!"
Upon hearing this, Ke Lü immediately perked up: "What? Design characters? Nobody knows Honkai Impact 3rd better than me! I can recite the mechanics by heart! I can write the story! Are you guys short of planners? I'll send you my resume!"
Miyu: "Uh, actually we only liked your... aura."
Netizen: "No way, you directed and acted in such a spectacular storyline just so we could play a game?"
"Wasn't she a dance streamer? How did she become a game designer?!"
Ke Lu put his hands on his hips and said, "Heh, these days, a game planner who can't dance isn't a good streamer!"
The entire internet is buzzing: Is this girl a game planner whose talents have been wasted on dancing, acting, and directing?
The Seven-Colored Sky-Swallowing Toad's Young Child, a Powerful Aura Among the Demon Race?
System: That toad with such a big head is disgusting. Kick it into the ditch.
A holy ruler who governs one region and whose power shakes all directions?
System: This is an old and frail leader, easily subdued. Host, rob him immediately.
The supreme emperor who hangs high in the heavens, overlooking the world?
System: This is a mortal martial artist at the limit of martial arts, but the host is a cultivator. You can easily subdue him and make him your follower.
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Qin Tian was reborn and unexpectedly joined the Haoran Sect, founded by Confucian and Taoist sages. The sect is a well-known benevolent sect in the Eastern Wilderness, emphasizing benevolence, righteousness, and propriety, and inheriting the way of Confucian sages.
He casually wrote down the Analects [Lunyu] during his entrance examination, which became a sacred text of Confucianism and Taoism.
In this life, he only wants to live freely and unrestrainedly, having taken life and death lightly. He'll do whatever he wants without regrets, and incidentally, he awakens the "Calling a Deer a Horse" system.
He was insulted: He immediately took action and rushed to the house that night, beating the entire family to death.
Kicked: His eyes were gouged out on the spot.
Threatened: So what if it's a thousand miles away? Set off immediately to kill him and persuade the emperor.
Without learning etiquette, one cannot stand upright.
The great Confucian scholar said: Without learning etiquette and norms, one cannot gain a foothold in the world.
Qin Tian: If you don't learn manners to respect me, I'll beat you until you can't stand up.
The Confucian scholar: Nonsense! You're smearing the Bible!
Qin Tian: I wrote the Bible.
Great Confucian scholar...
It was one thing to threaten me before the system arrived, but to still threaten me after the system arrived means the system's arrival was for nothing.
My rules are the rules.
You dare insult me? I don't care if you're from a sacred place or a noble family. Tonight, I'll slaughter your entire clan.
In the sacred land, the aristocratic families suffered terribly. Qin Tian's cultivation was clearly not high, yet we were like ants in his presence.
All races in the universe suffer in silence, fearing retribution.
The Emperor remained silent, fearing he would be beaten by Qin Tian.