【No Reincarnation】【No System】【School】【Daily Life】
Lin Qiuyue: “Teacher, Jiang Yu is cheating!”
Jiang Yu: “Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted!”
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Lin Qiuyue: “Jiang Yu, my parents aren’t home, and I’m a bit scared being alone. Can I stay over at your place tonight?”
Chu Yue became the ruler of a nation and was bound to the “Foolish Emperor System.”
Ding—Please cause the fall of the Great Li Dynasty. Once it is destroyed, the host will be freed from the Foolish Emperor identity and can embark on a happy life at the peak of success.
Chu Yue issued a foolish decree:
“Dig a grand canal, build my imperial mausoleum! Conscripting one hundred thousand people! No pay, no food!”
The officials wept bitterly:
“O foolish emperor! The purple clouds fade in the west, the empire shall fall.”
But one day, one hundred and fifty thousand commoners came of their own accord, bringing pots and grain, insisting on helping dig the canal. Leading them was none other than the current Grand Chancellor Yang.
Never mind, keep seeking death—burn the books and bury the scholars. Accidentally started an early system of reading classifications. Killed loyal ministers, but the “loyal” ones turned out to be traitors. Killed traitors, but the traitors turned out to be double agents, and afterwards even brought tens of thousands of remnants of the previous dynasty over to surrender. Behind it all was that same Grand Chancellor Yang.
Chu Yue gave up in frustration:
“There’s no other way, I’ll just confess everything. In truth, I am a woman.”
The officials:
“Long live the Empress! 【What new stunt is this Foolish Emperor trying to pull now】”
Chu Yue:
“Actually, I think Grand Chancellor Yang, being a woman, is not suitable to serve as head of all officials.”
The officials:
“Your Majesty speaks wisely. 【This little brat must be thinking about Lord Yang】”
Chu Yue:
“What does Grand Chancellor Yang think?”
Grand Chancellor Yang, resigned, bowed properly:
“This humble official has indeed reached the age of marriage. May I ask when Your Majesty intends to bring me into the palace?”
Chu Yue’s face: ?????
She had clearly been working diligently to ruin the dynasty, yet somehow the realm remained prosperous and the people well off.
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Tags: Bickering couple, rising to the top, system, sweet romance, lighthearted
Main characters’ perspective:
Chu Yue ~ Yang Qinglian
Interactions: Liu Huan ~ Zhao Wuhong ~ Hong Chenxue ~ Mo Cang Lingyue
One-sentence summary:
These days, it’s hard being a Foolish Emperor.
[Relaxed + Funny + The Most Talented Woman in History + Imperial Examination]
Chen Ning traveled across the Song Dynasty to Bianliang, and initially mistook Li Qingzhao for a prostitute.
The spring breeze is warm on the banks of the Bian River.
"Girl, I'm sorry, I was wrong that night"
"Girl, if you don't mind, take this little money. Our fleeting romance ends here."
"Girl, if you don't mind, how about we have one last hug and say goodbye?"
"Girl, I know you are angry, but please don't be angry and put the brick in your hand down first."
"What? Your name is Li Qingzhao? How come you are a prostitute now?"
After Li Qingzhao left in shame and anger, Chen Ning suddenly discovered that something golden seemed to have fallen where Li Qingzhao had left.
[You picked up painting proficiency, treasure appraisal proficiency, thin gold style, history of the Song Dynasty, five-year imperial examination three-year simulation...]
Chen Ning: Holy shit! I think I can pick up some attributes from the talented lady Li!
This story is basically about someone going back to the past to help their younger self. But they go a little overboard, and as a result, their past self ends up falling in love with their present self. Then it’s all “No, no, we can’t do this!”… and things get messy from there…
Innocent younger x all-knowing-but-silent older
HE (Happy Ending), school life, reincarnation, self-top x self-bottom
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Tags: youth and romance, fated love, bickering couple, proximity romance
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An Yue
Shi Mingyuan
(Supporting characters have been eaten by the author.)
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One-line summary: You are the unwavering love of my life.
Theme: Hand in hand, let’s create a beautiful new life.
A sweet and soft little sunny shou x a sensitive big ice cube gong (double clean, reunion after a long separation, chasing wife, double heroine, slightly sickly, can be salty or sweet)
That summer was a little hotter than in previous years. On her way home, she met an older sister by chance. So she pestered her to play with her every day and asked her to be her sister.
But later she found out that what this elder sister wanted was...
[“Shen Junyue” When did you start to like me?
"Um?
[“The person being called lowered her head, kissed the child beneath her, and said to her in a cold and charming voice.”
"Well, from the first time I saw you and the first time I held you in my arms, you couldn't run away~"
Before she could even open her mouth to speak, her kiss had already fallen gently and without any evasion...
[“One afternoon many years later, the afterglow of the sun fell on them, just like when they first met”
"Shen Junyue, do you want Wen Nianchu to be yours?"
She didn't say much, just one word: "I want to"
Phew~ The girl smiled gently and looked at her: Promise me three points, and I will be yours."
"First thing, bow your head"
[After hearing her words, she lowered her head.]
Second point, close your eyes and come here."
[The girl teased the person in front of her like a naughty elf, but the person in front of her did not look angry at all.]
【Finally "Kiss Me"
"Okay, treat her well from now on."
"Shen Junyue looked at her well-behaved and bright smile, pulled her into her arms, and spoke to her in a cold and gentle voice.
"Nian'er, I caught you."
The story begins when a modern woman wakes up in the body of an eight-year-old girl in a remote fishing village during ancient times. Far from panicking, she rolls up her sleeves—because if life gives her farmland, she’s going to grow an empire.
Armed with a mysterious multicolored stone that can accelerate crop growth and a head full of modern culinary know-how, she sets out to lift her struggling family out of poverty. With every steaming bowl of braised meat and every carefully planted field, she changes not only her family's fortunes but also the lives of those around her.
This novel is about a heartwarming and quietly magical journey that blends historical fiction with a dash of fantasy and a generous serving of food and farming charm.
This is a story for readers who love transformation tales, found family, and watching someone quietly reshape their world with nothing more than grit, kindness, and a little magical help.
Whether you're in it for the food, the farming, or the feels, this novel is a slice-of-life gem that makes everyday triumphs feel extraordinary.
His wife secretly spent all her savings over the years, and gave the newly bought house to her younger brother as a wedding house. When Xu Ye realized that all this was a mistake, he was reborn in the examination room of the college entrance examination in 2014. This year he was 18 years old, and he had not yet confirmed his relationship with Gu Mengyao... (Old book with 3 million words, quality guaranteed)
What will happen when the progress of cultivation can be bound and synchronized?
[Your bound object breaks through to the Qi Refining Stage, and your realm is automatically upgraded to the Qi Refining Stage]
[Your bound object's swordsmanship is perfected, and your swordsmanship realm is upgraded to the perfect stage]
[You have operated three cycles, and your bound object has operated two cycles, so your cultivation progress has increased by five cycles at the same time]
[Your bound object has become an immortal, and you have also become an immortal]
The above pictures are all imaginary!
When two salted fish are bound together, the saltiness doubles, what to do!
"You should practice well, for immortality!"
"Bah, why don't you practice well!"
[You touched fish for a day, and your bound object touched fish for a day, you... you two are so&#y]
[How can you become an immortal if you are so lazy! ]
Chen Chao dreamt of becoming a powerful immortal cultivator, flying on his sword and vanquishing enemies with daoist magic. His hopes were dashed when he discovered that he had absolutely no talent for immortal cultivation.
Refusing to submit to his fate, Chen Chao joined the ranks of countless other talentless martial artists and embarked on the path of martial cultivation, a path scorned by the immortal cultivators.
In this era of strife where martial cultivators, immortal cultivators, and demonic cultivators wrestled for hegemony, Chen Chao will either rise to the top or fall into eternal damnation.
Ye Jiayao finds herself back in time in the body of Ye Jinxuan. After many twists, she thought that she would finally be able to lead a simple life and achieve her dream of opening the best restaurant in Huai Song. However, there are villains constantly trying to bring her down.