Chen Feng transmigrated into the body of an impoverished Taoist temple abbot, only to be harassed by bandits demanding repayment of debts right from the start, while his apprentice was so hungry he had to eat tree bark.
Just as he was preparing to flee, the "Incense Offering to Godhood System" activated—
You can become stronger by participating in a lottery, but the prizes are all bizarre and unbelievable!
[Five Thunder Talisman] blows your own shoes off; [Bigu Pill] makes you fart with spiritual energy after eating too much.
The male protagonist's pectoral muscles swelled dramatically after consuming the [Breast Enhancement Pill], and he was hit on the head with a rock right after using the [Invisibility Talisman]...
He originally intended to focus on making money, offering blessed stinky tofu and a one-day tour of the sacred spring, and turning the Taoist temple into a 5A scenic spot.
To everyone's surprise, the goddesses started fawning over her one by one—
A cute village girl feeds him porridge and wipes his sweat; a cold and beautiful swordsman shields him from a knife; a seductive saintess pretends to be a ghost to flirt with him late at night.
A drunken female warrior hugged him and exclaimed, "Good wine!" A princess in distress asked him to help her restore her kingdom...
Chen Feng: "I'm just a lowly Taoist priest working for a living, don't come any closer!"
Goddesses: "Master, who will you choose?"
"Welcome to Xiaoqi's paranormal investigation livestream! Today I'll be taking you on an adventure to this famous paranormal location!" The host, Wang Qi, was enthusiastic on screen, but behind him lurked numerous ghostly figures and indescribable, bizarre creatures, gathering around him with sharp claws and fangs… But Wang Qi simply waved his hand casually, and these terrifying beings vanished into thin air. "As everyone knows, there are no ghosts in this world…" Wang Qi confidently declared to the viewers.
[Single female lead + slice-of-life + no system + pure romance, no male protagonist]
Gu Muyang, a bookworm, unexpectedly transmigrates into a sweet romance novel with a high rating of 5.2.
The story is roughly about the female protagonist, Jiang Yuyao, who suffers from bullying, and the male protagonist who redeems her after the bullying ends—an abstract, feel-good novel world.
Knowing full well that he was just a small-time hoodlum and a minor scapegoat to advance the protagonist's story, Gu Muyang didn't want to interfere with the fate of the male and female leads. However, he simply couldn't bear to watch the female lead's plight unfold.
So, he said domineeringly to Jiang Yuyao, "Jiang Yuyao, if you pay the protection fee, I'll protect you from now on."
Jiang Yuyao responded timidly, "Really...really?"
Time flies, and a year later.
"Jiang Yuyao, massage my legs."
"Jiang Yuyao, run an errand for me."
"Jiang Yuyao, I want to eat your mouth."
Jiang Yuyao, however, always responded with her beautiful eyes full of affection and gentleness.
"As long as it's what the boss asks, then as your little follower, I naturally have to obey!"
The new book "Shut Up, Senior Sister!" has been released. It's a daily college romance, featuring a failed online writer and a sleazy illustrator who both end up in a relationship that leads to social ruin.
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In a dim movie theater.
The girl closed her eyes tightly and said to the boy next to her in a trembling voice:
"Chen Wen, I've liked you for a long time. Can you let me be your girlfriend?"
After a long time, the girl didn't get a reply, so she opened her eyes nervously, and saw Chen Wen looking around.
"W-What are you doing?"
"Uh..." Chen Wen said in a daze, "Are you filming a video? I'm looking for your camera."
girl:"???"
"Could it be a pinhole?"
"Of course not!"
Chen Wen fell silent. After a moment's hesitation, he asked, "So you lost the truth or dare game?"
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Pure dog food story, single female protagonist, no dog blood (≧ω≦)/Dog food is enough~ (Extra chapters can only be claimed in the full subscription group)
Multiple female protagonists + historical battles + time travel and Mount & Blade + gacha system + comedic generals
Jiang Yu, a modern-day couch potato, wakes up to find himself in a medieval village.
He was attacked by bandits who massacred his village at the start of the game. He initially tried to hide in a cesspool to save his life, but unexpectedly activated the [Overlord System].
As a result, my hand slipped and I put all my skill points into [Polearm Mastery].
Thus, the most outrageous "God of War" in history was born—wielding a pitchfork, crying as he killed, his movements fluid and graceful, his expression utterly cowardly!
"Don't come any closer! When I go crazy, even I'm afraid of myself!"
"System, you call this a cheat code? This is a crippled system!" (His hands tremble like he has Parkinson's when he holds any weapon except for polearms.)
However, this is just the beginning...
The summoning function was enabled, but the summons yielded only bizarre generals: Pan Feng, the peerless general; Mi Heng, the king of empty talk; Xing Daorong, the post-2000s general...
Even more absurdly, the way the girls in this world look at him is strange—cold and aloof older women, tsundere knights, and yandere doctors.
And so, Jiang Yu, leading a group of eccentric generals and a problematic female protagonist, began his unconventional path to supremacy—
Others fight battles with strategy, he fights with unconventional tactics!
Others recruit famous generals with charm, he recruits them with... unlimited food!
Others build nations with iron-fisted methods, but he builds his nation with... a battlefield of heroines?
"System, are you sure you didn't give me the wrong script?"
Yan Yuning inexplicably transmigrated into a book, becoming the cannon fodder second young lady of the Prime Minister's mansion. She was raised in her maternal grandparents' home since childhood. Because the female lead's older sister said, "I miss my younger sister," she was taken back to the Prime Minister's mansion overnight.
"Let's bring him back then," Yan Yuning thought, "it's not so bad to live a life of luxury in the Prime Minister's mansion."
System: [Master, you have one year left. Enjoy it.]
Yan Yuning: [?]
System: [The man the female lead rescued a year ago was the crown prince of an enemy country. After being rescued by the female lead, he fell in love with her at first sight.]
He learned that the female lead was going to marry the male lead, so he took her away and threatened her to marry him. If she refused, he would take action against the Prime Minister's mansion.
You're the first one he's ever choked on.
The female lead could have saved you with just a word, but she refused to yield and never expected him to actually do it.
Yan Yuning was so frightened that she ate several more bowls of rice.
system:【?】
Yan Yuning: [If I don't eat more, I won't have another chance!]
...
In order to save her life, Yan Yuning tried to make her presence known to the crazy prince, thinking that perhaps he would be kind enough to let her go after a year of getting along.
While the male and female leads haven't fallen in love yet, she frantically flirts with the male lead, trying to steal him away so that the female lead can be left to the crazy prince.
Um……
In the end, it wasn't the female lead who was taken away, but her.
Yan Yuning: "?"
The man leaned close to her ear and whispered, "You provoked me first, so stay obediently by my side."
"If you dare to provoke others again, I will..."
Yan Yuning covered his mouth in fright and smiled obediently, "I...I won't bother anyone else."
Someone curled the corners of their mouth into a smile.
Daily update, read before bed~ Mu Wanwan (live): Does this ADC know how to play? Such poor last-hitting, rushing to the front in fights, roaming around the map, and always trying to seduce people, how did this operation reach the King? Live audience: The streamer who cursed is paying attention. Mu Wanwan: No, no, no swearing, please don't report me, I just want to teach him how to play ADC step by step (a kind smile) Pei Lu (rehearsal room): The support I got was too fierce, I will never play ADC again. · Later, in a certain competition, the game was reading the bar. Pei Lu rubbed his nose: "By the way, there have been rumors recently that I like you." He looked serious and tilted his head to look at Mu Wanwan's profile: "I want to clarify-that's not a rumor." ~~ The No. 1 ADC female protagonist in the country x the No. 1 auxiliary male protagonist in the league The sharpest knife x the best whetstone*The story of two cute people falling in love, Su Su Su Su, so refreshing, sweetness max *The background of the game is League of Legends, the female protagonist was an anchor in the early stage and joined the team in the middle stage, and the male protagonist was a professional player. [All characters have no prototypes] [The platform is also] *Because the female protagonist was an anchor in the early stage, there will be a lot of barrage content*The female protagonist is not a saint, not a good person, and is very protective of her shortcomings. She has opened an anti-theft chapter with an anti-theft ratio of 60%. I hope everyone will support the genuine version, love vv Finished old article: "He is mine, I do not accept rebuttal" The powerful boss X the beautiful female star recommends CP to eat chicken New article: "It's better to fall in love than to eat chicken" The male and female protagonists' dirty talk competition:) If you book friends think "You and the heads belong to me [e-sports]"
My next novel is a BL (Boys' Love) story titled "After Being Backstabbed by My Teammate, You Became a Complete Fool," a second-person crossover anime. Check out my author page! [Daily updates at 9 PM, I'll take breaks in case of special circumstances.] Also recommending my friend's works: "How to Quit My Job with Gin" by Liu Chu and "My Daily Romantic Relationship with Xia You" by Mo Li Ye. [Synopsis] I inherited a pet shop, and with it, my little hamster. My hamster is named Gin, always in a black trench coat and hat, looking over with a melon seed in his mouth, even his beady eyes seem so unfathomable. With my little hamster, I've made the pet shop a resounding success. Amuro Tooru, the part-time worker at the Poirot Cafe next door, asks me: "What's your secret to success?" I hold Gin in my hands, high above my head, and declare with deep affection: "Because my Gin is a business genius!" Even the fiercest customers, once they're met with a single glance from Gin's beady eyes, will obediently take out their money and donate it to the animals in the shop. I was deeply moved; true kindness still exists in the world. But can anyone tell me why there are so many strange little animals in the pet store? A black squirrel has captivated all the stray cats on the street. A noisy parrot is annoying everyone. A playful Shiba Inu has even made its own movie debut. Life was simple and beautiful. Until one day, I was captured by bad guys. I thought I was doomed, but the bad guys were blown to the head by a toothpick box from 800 miles away. Gin, the hero, kept his deeds hidden. My Gin is invincible, good at making money and sniping! I hugged my Gin, praising him with emotion, "My Gin is truly the best sniper mouse in the world!" Achi, who was loading his weapon, spat fiercely. ———— Stop arguing, you are all my wings! Viewing Guide (Some Warnings): I have never owned a pet store; everything about opening a store is my imagination. OOC exists.
The Heavenly Dao of the Kaiyuan Realm collapsed, and demons from beyond the realm invaded. Humans, demons, the Demon Path, and the extraterrestrial demons formed a four-way balance of power. Chen Mo, carrying half a scroll of a blank Heavenly Book, transmigrated from Earth. He knew everything about the evolution of the Heavenly Dao. With this half-scroll of omniscience, Chen Mo embarked on a unique path of slaying demons and monsters. ... Many years later, having reached the pinnacle of the Dao, Chen Mo looked at the scroll in his hand and softly asked, "Book of the Heavenly Dao, in this world, who is the strongest?" Lines of golden inscriptions emerged from the Heavenly Book: "The omniscient and omnipotent one, Chen Mo."
Four college students playing Soul Knight find themselves transported to Terra due to their roommate's vow to draw cards. Their unusual appearances lead them to be mistaken for Sarkaz upon landing.
They are respectively
The Paladin Elder Brother of Rhine Lab (Skin: Hellsword. Greg)
"Is this the power of the Balrog!?"
"Flame Demon? Who?"
The second Necromancer boss to land in Kazdel (Skin: Orange Flame Demon Eye. Vera)
"The corpse has stood up! Is this a Word of Power? She's a banshee!"
"[Chinese profanity!] Where's my brother?!"
The third Druid who landed in the Ursus snowfield (Skin: Forest Envoy.Gus)
"Hiss... Wendigo?"
"Don't come any closer!!!"
The fourth vampire to land on the Iberian coast (Skin: Red Shadow Judgment. Vayne)
"Brothers, it seems like we've traveled through time."
"You don't need to say that!!!" x3