[Villain + Lao Liu + Relaxed + No Martial Ethics + Decisive Killing + All Heavens and Worlds]
Qin Han traveled through the ancient world and was stunned when he woke up one day.
Discovering that you are not only a villain, but also a super bootlicker? !
If you offend the son of destiny, won’t you surely die?
When he broke out in a cold sweat, the Destiny Side Effect System was awakened!
From now on, he can directly choose the son of luck to bear the side effects of taking pills, practicing martial arts, etc.!
The stronger the side effects, the more destiny points you get!
What? The Blood Burning Pill can consume Qi and blood to strengthen the flesh and blood? The side effect is to damage the foundation?
Bring me ten!
No, just take a hundred of them. The main point is that I would rather die than let my friends die!
What? The God and Demon Disintegration Technique can quickly enhance strength, but the price is to sacrifice a part of the body, or even explode and die? !
Learn! You must learn!
One learns and one keeps silent!
What? The price of Phoenix Divine Spring, which can lead to Nirvana and gain a peerless foundation, is to endure the pain of being burned by thousands of fires?
Stop talking nonsense and just give it to me!
From then on, he embarked on a search for various things with side effects.
Many years later, Qin Han reached the top of all realms!
A man in white turned his back to countless sons of luck, took the Heaven and Earth Annihilation Pill, and everyone laughed.
However, the next moment, their faces changed drastically and their bodies exploded instantly.
No, buddy, it was you who was going to die, so why did we explode?
【naruto+singleheroine+invincible+daily+system+littlefunny+willnotooc】
Get the wind from the clouds:“ I have decided to live a peaceful life now and want to lie down completely! Are you a dog system coming?”
Yunzhong Zhufeng looked at this system and found that it seemed to be covered with a layer of skin?
Then he took a look and saw that the whole system was full of two words, trick you!
【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: Uchiha Madara’s Revenge. Reward: Blood Continuation Limit·Ice Escape】
【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: Nine Tails Rebellion. Reward. . . . . 】
【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: The Fourth Ninja War. . . . 】
Senju Hashima: “Takifu is a ninja who is more powerful than me. I feel relieved to give Konoha to him! ”
Thousand Hands: “If there was no wind, I would have sacrificed it. There is no doubt about his strength! ”
Sarutobi Sun Slash: “Only by taking the wind can he lead Konoha Village to glory, and he deserves the position of Naruto!”
Shimura Danzo: “Who loves to take this blame and who will take it! I just want to follow the wind and run the Naruto mobile game! Bent on making money!”
“group hiding! You will regret it!”“ "kill!" I am the general manager!”
When "Taking Wind from the Clouds" solves the last fatal task of the dog system and prepares to start a truly peaceful life.
Looking back, he finds that he has become a well-deserved god of ninjas, standing above all the ninjas.
Get the wind from the clouds: “Hey, hey, hey, do you want to do this? I just want to be an ordinary set of darts for a peaceful life.
Reborn in a different world, you find that this place is very similar to a fairy-tale game you played on Earth, and you are now the brother of the most miserable female supporting role in history. Your sister is just one year old this year. What should you do?
"Sister, don't learn to walk anymore, come and practice boxing with me!"
[Tarot Divination + Greek Mythology + No Romance + No Heroine + Magic Reform + Custom Settings + OOC + No Conspiracy Theories + Brotherhood & Solidarity]
*"Avada Kedavra!"*
The evil Dark Wizard cast the Unforgivable Curse.
Yet Asher, unfazed by danger, even laughed and taunted:
*"Come on! Kill me if you have the guts!"*
Then, the eerie green light struck Asher’s body—
but the one who dropped dead was the Dark Wizard himself.
*"Heh… Didn’t expect that, huh?*
*There are people under us!"*
If you accidentally receive a chat, you can also pull in various heavenly ways.
Possessing the ability to communicate with Heaven, Lin Tian said that from now on he can defeat everything and his ascending life has begun!
"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"
"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"
...
"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"
"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"
...
"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."
"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"
...
"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"
"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"
Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—
and brings a whole new style to the school.
[Black humor + funny + decisive killing + global flow + unique ideas + single female protagonist + semi-invincible flow + brainy and refreshing writing (brainless is also OK)]
The global horror game is coming. The chosen ones can take part in various challenges of inhuman difficulty. In this game full of torture, people also have the opportunity to gain extraordinary powers.
Life or death, gain everything, or lose everything.
However, Lu Ce, who had no sense of pain since childhood, felt nothing about the hellish game, and even wanted to laugh, so he directly awakened the Pain God's Chosen System.
Chosen by the God of Pain - If you suffer theoretical torture and pain, you can gain points!
Add some if it hurts + I don’t feel pain = add some at will!
To find the key in the boiling oil pan, Lu Ce reached out without hesitation and even suggested replacing the hot oil with 98% concentrated sulfuric acid.
Whether to drown to death or cut off the locked legs to save himself, Lu Ce hesitated for a moment and decided to ignore the locked left leg for the time being and saw off the right leg first!
[No, buddy, who is this guy? It hurts me so much, but he is still smiling? ]
[The best way to overcome fear is to become fear itself, and apparently he has done it.]
[Others enter the game to be tortured by the game, but I, Master Lu, enter the game to torture the game! ]
[I watched his game video once and had nightmares for a month...]
Lu Ce: "What kind of test of humanity? I'm here just for the experience! Are there any other projects?"
"I came here with only one concern, and that is that you don't have a vivid imagination for torture."
"I think that as villains, you should be more perverted, otherwise...it will be my turn, hehehe~~"
After waking up, Qin Jiang traveled through time!
He accidentally became a Chinese medicine practitioner, and also participated in a 24-hour live talent show!
Just when Qin Jiang was confused, he awakened the [Straightforward Old Chinese Medicine Practitioner System]!
As long as he can speak the cause of the patient's illness, he can get a generous reward!
So, for the generous reward... No, in order to cure diseases and save lives, Qin Jiang highlighted a straight talk in the live broadcast room!
The female student has anorexia?
"Congratulations, girl, it's a happy pulse!"
[Ding! Complete the task, reward the host: a luxurious sea view villa]
...
Looking at the rich rewards given by the system, Qin Jiang is determined to become a good Chinese medicine practitioner who saves the world!
Title Tags: Demon Slaying and Exorcism, Heart of Concrete (Metaphor for hardened heart), Slice of Life, Nonsensical/Absurd
"Daoist priest, my parents disapprove of every decision I make, I've been suppressed since childhood, and I've accomplished nothing."
Li You: "There are two things in your house that are suppressing you."
"Daoist priest, 'a step back opens up a vast sky,' how about you waive the incense money for me?"
Li You: "If I don't 'deal with you' today, my Daoist heart will be ruined."
...
[Universal Experience Points +10]
Spiritual energy is reviving, and powerful figures from different eras are gathering in the modern world, determined to seize divine positions and control the heavenly authority.
Li You knows he's just an ordinary person, guarding his Daoist temple, and diligently grinding experience points... Until one day, he gradually notices something's amiss.
"Wait, something's not right, how come all these gods and Buddhas, countless demons and monsters, can't even withstand my ordinary punch or a basic sword strike?"
[Save the World by Playing Cards] [Yu-Gi-Oh!]
(With millions of original world Yu-Gi-Oh! experience)
In Biantana, duels will accumulate card spirits.
Low-level spirit Gray Flowing Beauty: Only projection
Intermediate spirit: Smile with contempt
Advanced spirit: Mid-air crows fly to whirlwind kick, after clearing the opponent's effect, give a middle finger.
Epic Gray Flowing Beauty: Want to drink water? Cleared! Want to cry? Cleared!
On the field, Li Guanqi held up [Super Fusion]: "Release the Ultimate Power!"
"Use Yubel and all effect monsters on the field as materials."
"Absolutely invincible!"
"Fusion Summon!"
For a moment, lightning and thunder, the sky and the earth spun, and the storm swept the entire venue. Many audiences had the illusion of souls leaving their bodies.
"Quack! What a strong spirit!"
"No, the audience also melted?"