[Kid, remember, there are ten points of luck in this world, of which three points are literary, seven points are martial, and one point is decisive! ]
[…10…3+7+1…Huh? Ancestor, something seems to be wrong? ]
【Cute baby + teaching children + parents-in-law’s love + relaxed + redemption】
Xu Wan was a widow when she got married. She wanted to live a free and happy life as a lady of a marquis’ mansion.
Unexpectedly, on the day she got married, the notorious stepson of the whole capital city gave her two blows.
Xu Wan rushed out with a knife, and became famous in the whole capital city!
I thought she couldn’t become a lady of a marquis’ mansion, but unexpectedly, her parents-in-law retaliated and handed the little devil to her for training.
Xu Wan: “???”
Little devil: “???”
No one was optimistic at first...
Later, the maids screamed every day:
“The little boy who never reads books actually entered the study!”
“The little boy can even bring foot washing water to the old marquis!”
“The little boy actually saved the children of the whole slum!”
…
The marquis’ mansion was shocked, the whole capital was shocked, and even the one in the palace was shocked.
Hearing that the wife of the Marquis's mansion was good at training naughty children, the rebellious children of the ministers' families were sent to the Marquis's mansion, and the number of members of the Marquis's key class increased!
Three years later.
The Minister of Rites who was selected in the imperial examination cried to the sky: "There are no more to choose from, there are no more to choose from, they are all top-notch!"
There is an unwritten rule in the world of cultivators. Even if you are sworn brothers with the people of the Demonic Path, you are not allowed to be related to Han Yu.
Have you heard of the Epiphyllum Night-Blooming Pill? After taking the pill, you have extraordinary talent at night, but you become useless after the sun comes out. This damn pill mixed with water has sent hundreds of "geniuses" to other sects.
Do you want to take the pill that can heal serious injuries but also waste your true essence? A pill that accumulates goodness and removes evil can even cure Taoist injuries, but the side effect is that you have to keep doing good deeds during the healing process, and you can't stop. If you stop, you will die. It just so happens that the giant of the Demonic Path took it.
Being hunted by enemies, you have an eighty-year-old mother, but your words "I have eaten the pill of Pharmacist Han" will definitely be sympathized with. The people of both the righteous and the evil are furious: Damn it, which bastard brought this guy into the circle of cultivators...
[Task 1: Entering the world of immortal cultivation, you have obtained the foundation-building method, please try to kill the "Immortal Dragon"]
"Brother System, let's not talk about the fact that the novice task is to kill a dragon, there is a small problem, I didn't travel through time."
[Task 2: The end of the world is coming, after awakening the E-level superpower, it's time to show your skills, please try to fight the "Zombie King" alone. ]
"Brother, let's not talk about me being in the modern world, just follow your logic, wasn't I still in the world of immortal cultivation just now? And you awakened the superpower for me, kill the zombie king, me?"
[Task 3: In a world full of women, you have become the only precious man, please try to spread your sweat to at least three different targets. 】
"Brother, I have never begged anyone in my life. I am kneeling down now. Please take me to this world. I really beg you."
...
"Wait, you call earthworms immortal dragons?"
"Wait, can killing in biochemical mode be considered killing?"
"Wait, can humming be considered successful sowing?"
...
[Task 4: Killing demons in brothels. 】
"Hehe."
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"Uncle, don't laugh, I really came to kill demons!"
"Hold your head and squat! Who told you to stand up?"
"System, you hurt me so much!!!"
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This book is also known as: "The system can save me from fire and water, but don't worry about where the fire and water come from", "If you can cultivate immortality in modern times, foot massage is also a way!", "I didn't travel through time at all, the system insisted that I did"
Wearing Douluo, with its own abstract system, abstract martial soul, abstract soul skills, and bound to an abstract chat group.
Lu Xian: My soul skills don't seem to be normal.
First soul skill: I am invincible, invincible in BGM!
Second soul skill: 100% of being caught with bare hands!
Third soul skill: Ah shit!
Fourth soul skill: Flowers bloom when flowers meet, chrysanthemums are also flowers!
Fifth soul skill: XX save me, pull someone in front of you to block the knife!
Sixth soul skill: Eye of the Sage...
[Tang Daxian who can calculate: Friends, Douluo World is a fantasy floor tile, everyone remember to take care of the newcomers]
[Tang Daxian who can calculate: Lu Xian, do you want to know the future of your world! ]
Lu Xian:?
Okay, okay! It's the opposite of Tiangang, right!
【Full text completed】
The Heaven Realm, the head of the Heavens, commands all the worlds, and the Heavenly Emperor is the commander among the commanders, the boss among the bosses
It is a pity that the previous Heavenly Emperor died early, sacrificing himself to the Heavenly Dao
As the only son of the Heavenly Emperor, Ji Cheng is naturally placed with high hopes
In terms of appearance and temperament? Go for it, Prince!
Comparing magic skills? Go for it, Prince!
Talking about wisdom and strategy? Go for it, Prince!
Ji Cheng: Although it is very tiring, I can't help but sit firmly in the first seat of the Ten Thousand Worlds
Later, the fortunes of the Heavens reversed, and brave men were urgently needed to step forward
So the ministers cast their eyes on him
Ji Cheng: Damn! Don't look at me! Let go! Let go! Let go!
The ministers immediately let go as they were told: Go for it, Prince!
Then Ji Cheng fell into the lower realm
The kind that can't go home unless he turns back the fortunes of the Heavens:)
#Pretend to be awesome until you have nothing#
#Let go! This prince is done! ! ! #
[Live broadcast + funny + serious money saving] Also known as "Did the stingy king spend money today?" Shen Yu went hungry for nine meals in three days, and worked a whole night sorting express deliveries. He was so tired that he traveled through time. He is participating in the variety show "Where did the money go?", with a prize of 100 million yuan. What a coincidence, he is an expert in stinginess! ! ! ! ! The variety show lasts for seven days. Each person has a living allowance of 50 yuan per episode. On the seventh day, the contestant with the least remaining money will be eliminated and a new person will be added. And they cannot work to earn money, accept donations, or feed. Each episode has a theme and a different living place. As the conditions become more and more difficult, Shen Yu's remaining money has increased instead of decreased. Netizens were silent and shed tears, and gave him the title: Stingy King! College students worship him as a god and learn money-saving skills every day. Major sponsors value his traffic, and even bosses ask him how to save money. Seeing that he is getting closer and closer to getting 100 million, everyone is unhappy: Isn't it good to be poor together? Shen Yu: Not good... There is no system. The male protagonist is just used to being poor. He has many ways to save money and make money. There is a heroine.
【Longevity + Hiding + Panel + Attributes + Martial Arts + Immortal Cultivation + Funny + Mortal Flow】
Bai Yu travels through the world of immortals.
Starting with immortality, he becomes stronger when he is buried.
Burying a master warrior, obtains the full-level Golden Bell Cover, and his blood is like a dragon!
Burying a Yuanying cultivator, obtains the top-level Heavenly Spiritual Root, and has extraordinary talent!
Burying the Immortal Emperors of the Heavens, obtains the Three Thousand Great Daos, and is arbitrary for eternity!
Bai Yu: I may not be able to surpass you, but I will definitely transcend you.
Forbearance for a while will keep things calm, and taking a step back will dig up people's ancestral graves.
Those who offend us immortals, one hundred and eighty generations of ancestors will be pulled out of the underworld and slapped twice.
Burying for billions of years, watching the ups and downs of eternity.
When he held a white banner in his hand, accompanied by a black dog, he showed a fist as big as a sandbag.
All the heavens and the worlds were in an uproar.
He is coming, he is coming, the Three Burial Emperors are coming.
Black dog and white banner, the world is uneasy.
Bai Yu smiled brightly:
Let me know about the one-stop funeral service.
【Anti-routine article, daily relaxed. 】
After graduation, Chen Mo obtained a money-losing system. The more he lost, the more personal assets he could get.
Losing money?
This thing is simply too simple.
Chen Mo thought confidently, and then directly acquired a loss-making clothing factory.
But what he didn't expect was that the company was full of a group of old-fashioned employees.
Watching his company step by step become the world's first group, he was even called the country's first philanthropist, entrepreneur, environmentalist, president of the Animal Protection Association, Tianhua board in the investment industry, and a recognized good boss in the industry...
Chen Mo sighed secretly, he really just wanted to lose money.
Also known as: [Just want to lose money, but meet a group of old-fashioned employees] [Losing to become the richest man: starting from acquiring a loss-making clothing factory]
[Evil God Flow + Lord + Fourth Calamity]
Kun, the second son of the nobles, obtained a dangerous territory on the border of the kingdom.
Holding the hexagonal mark of abundance, as the new lord chosen by the God of Abundance, he had to start to be self-reliant and lead the people of the two worlds to open up wasteland from scratch, cultivate fertile fields, plant high-yield crops, tame monsters, and build the perfect territory of dreams.
The first corner of abundance - [Share]!
The second corner of abundance - [Fertile]!
The third corner of abundance...
Looking at the golden wheat waves in the territory, Kun smiled like an old farmer.
At this time, the Archbishop of Abundance in the Fifth Pure Land was busy cleaning the altar that would soon carry the Lord God.
"Mi Benlu, how many times have I told you not to put those tentacled octopus trees in the temple!"
"But those lively little feet are really delicious, chewy and tasty, then..."
"Eye grapes are not okay either! I repeat again, although we survived those difficult years with these gifts from God, the number of believers who believe in abundance now ranks first in the world of Hanhai, so we must do a good job on the surface."
"Come on, repeat after me, the Lord of Abundance is not an evil god, the Lord of Abundance is not an evil god, important things are said three times."
"But why does the Lord God keep emphasizing that he is not an evil god, it's so strange."
Bishop:...
Lord, can I kill this freeloader saint?