The most accomplished artist of this century (×) Abstract comedian (√).

Who doesn’t have some serious illness when they are involved in art?

Musicians should let their works speak for themselves.

It’s just that... maybe there are a few pieces that aren’t quite right.

"Great, it's Li Can, we have something to eat."

“He understands traffic very well.

"He's a little too polished for the masses."

"I misunderstood Brother Chan before. He's not some artistic shit maker, he's clearly my artistic godfather."

ps, there are not only pop entertainment and classical music, but also bands and soundtracks for movies, TV shows and games, and there may be some professional content.

Li Tianyu, an ordinary otaku who aspires to become a salted fish, was staying in his rental house watching the American TV series "Supernatural" when he was suddenly enveloped by a strange blue light.

When he opened his eyes, he found that he had traveled back to the time when the Winchester brothers were still hunting down the Yellow-Eyed Demon.

What surprised him even more was that the system mall was activated, which made him see a good opportunity to make a fortune.

So, Li Tianyu made a decision that went against his ancestors, which was to establish a Demon Hunter Guild, issue tasks for hunters to take, give guild points after completion, and exchange them for various items and weapons. He would take a small commission and earn points without doing anything!

Then he let Bobby take charge while he went out with Dean and Sam.

Let Dean take me to save more fallen foreign horses!

Later, when you become stronger, you can go to the parallel world or the elf world to "wander" and try to save more "wild" elves! It's really nice! ⊙▽⊙! No more nonsense☟Start the main text☟

"It's over! Teacher Wei'an, I failed again! I added the Lucien flower, Morpheus sand, and the Seven Luminaries according to the exact recipe sequence. The Moon and Aries were conjunct and ascending, the phases were harmonious, and the moist star matter wasn't dissipated, yet why did the potion still die?" "The astrological signs were correct, but the water vapor escaped during the ascending palace, and the fire wasn't heated during the water division. In this case, you should seal the earth first to solidify the form, then invite fire to transform it. This is called... closing the door to the earth first, then opening the door to the sky." "Sealing the earth... is it prepared using the Four Elements Method?" Faced with Teacher Wei'an, the enigmatic teacher in the academy, yet no one dared to provoke him, the girl was stunned for a moment before mustering the courage to ask. "But the 'Hermi Alchemical Guidelines' don't record this kind of sequence. Teacher, are these alchemical techniques you're talking about the ones you learned through secret training in the church?" Wei'an shook his head. "...

Who should we cast in the anime "Mygo"? Kamijou Mutsuki says he's the perfect voice actor! And it's not just Mygo... [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] [The following appears to be unrelated and likely a separate topic.] Tang Keke: "So that's why you're filming 'Tang Keke' for us?" (In reality, no one except the protagonist has supernatural powers.)

【Light and funny】【Group portrait】【Urban daily】【No system】

I am a morally bankrupt zombie.

I am a cold-blooded and cruel killer.

I am a student with bad behavior.

I am a domineering star.

I am an immortal obsessed with lust.

I am a scholar who has lost all humanity.

…

I want to kill myself! I want to live! I want to escape from this world! I am plotting a conspiracy to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior admired by everyone!

I'm not crazy... Oh, by the way, we are the same person, but we come from different time and space.

Cutting in line, jumping the queue, overtaking on the wrong side of the road, following a car with high beams on, using ETC on the highway, parking in the middle of the road to pick up children, blocking the exit of a parking space...

On the streets, such uncivilized and bad behavior is everywhere.

People say: "If you are patient, the sky will be wide open; if you take a step back, the sea will be calm!"

But Gu Yin thought: "If you endure it for a while, you will get breast hyperplasia, but if you take a step back, your spinal canal will be blocked!"

It's not easy for anyone in this society. Life and work are already stressful enough to make people breathless. Who doesn't try their best to earn a few dollars?

You want me to drive a car and swallow my anger?

No way!

In one sentence: "It doesn't matter if you have a Porsche worth millions or a Rolls-Royce worth tens of millions, as long as you cut in line, never brake!"

Not convinced?

Go for insurance!

You think I'm giving you 3,000-4,000 yuan per year for full insurance?

For Chen Cheng, the "standing on one's own feet at the age of thirty" refers to the interest rate.

From 3,000, 100,000, 1 million, 10 million, to hundreds of millions...

More and more principal, a steady stream of interest.

The way money makes money and interest makes compound interest makes Chen Cheng sigh:

I can never spend all this money! I can never spend all of it! I can never spend all of it in my lifetime!

Urban God + Harem + Daily Life + Multiple Female Leads

Du Ze is middle-aged and has just celebrated his 30th birthday. He is divorced and unemployed.

However, when he was in desperation, a "Godly Rich Game" APP appeared on his mobile phone.

Create an account and get 10 consecutive draws, and win millions in cash!

Du Ze originally thought this was just a game...

The next day...

"Dear customer, 1,000,000.00 yuan has been credited to your bank card with the last number 9896!"

When the game of the rich became a reality, Du Ze sighed: "Getting married? What the hell! Driving the best car, dating the prettiest girls, wouldn't that be a great life?"

Next to the witch cultists, Natsuki Subaru defeated the invading witch cult with an invincible roll and 'Hunting Giants'. In front of the Warcraft battle line, Fujimaru Ritsuka raised his staff high, and the meteorites that fell from the sky defeated the invading Warcraft. Amid the black bullets, Tina, holding Ada Wong's heart-warming bazooka, shot the gastrula one by one. In the Internet cafe, some people fought for the oil fields. On campus, some fought for the Alliance, some for the Horde, and some for Demacia. On the battlefield of Terra, 'Heaven's Movement' changed the situation. In the abyss of Teyvat, 'Song of the Tide' shattered the shield of the Apostle of the Abyss. Although I left the game, I will never regret saving that girl. But before that... "Network administrator, add another hour." "I've told you so many times, I'm the owner of this Internet cafe, not the network administrator." PS: The author has a complex background and plays all kinds of games. Feel free to use game and anime memes in this book, but don't provoke a fight~