Alias "Infinite resurrection! Being chased by nurses all over the world!" "Too strong talent! Reported by global players for cheating!" "Invincible at the beginning! Become stronger after death!"
Encountered betrayal! Live a new life!
Enter the world's number one game "Epoch" again, awaken the infinite resurrection talent, and get rewards as long as you die. Ji Dongfeng suddenly found that he seemed to be invincible while dying?
Killed by the Nine Heavens Empress! Reward the Nine Heavens Secret Method! One chance for the Empress to practice dual cultivation! Defense increased by 9999!
Killed by the Wanfa Fire Lord! Reward the Fire God Bloodline! Fire Lord Treasure House Key! Flame resistance increased by 9999!
Killed by the giant beast Taotie! Reward the only devouring talent! 1 Taotie mount! 1 set of god-level Taotie armor!
Others worry about how to die less times, Ji Dongfeng worries about how to die faster!
Ji Dongfeng: Come on, let me see which BOSS hasn't killed me yet.
Other players: All nurses! Follow Ji Dongfeng closely! We must not let him die again!
"I am gifted, and practicing the skills will get twice the result with half the effort."
"I am a rare genius in a century. I will be extraordinary in ten years and become a saint at thirty."
"My blood is against the will of heaven, and I was born to be a king."
Watching the dispute among a group of geniuses, Han Xu slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep in the sun.
For others to practice, diligence, perseverance, talent, resources, and opportunities are indispensable.
And he only needs to wait quietly for the skills to be downloaded.
A life without practice should be so plain and boring.
(The new book "I Can Print Three Thousand Avenues" has been uploaded, looking forward to your support)
Balotelli, do you want to regain your glory?
Adriano, do you still want to play football?
Dong Fangzhuo, are you unwilling to retire?
Bolt, do you want to play football too?
And who else... do you want to play football too?
OK! Sign this contract. I have a system to make your dream come true.
Those talented players, come to me! I will make you the best players in the world!
I will lead you to beat Paris Saint-Germain!
Not only will we beat Paris Saint-Germain, but we will also go to the Premier League to beat Manchester City and other giants. Don't worry, Real Madrid and Barcelona, you are the next one!
[Leisure, many women, longevity, brain storage] [You know the speed]
Jiangchuan obtains the wife and concubine system, and can get a lot of life rewards by consummating the marriage.
Wife and concubine practice, can get practice experience feedback, and can also get blind box lottery for favorability.
Gentle and good woman: "Husband, this is the concubine I found for you."
Noble princess: "This princess married you, what else do you want?"
Weak brothel prostitute "Please have mercy on me, sir."
The charming fox demon: "Hehe, don't be too gentle."
The arrogant dragon clan: "Human, you have ideas."
The cold goddess: "As long as you can beat me, I can do whatever I want. "
I bought a pirated FM2007 (Football Manager) CD from a street stall. Less than a day after I installed the game on my computer, something strange happened. Carlos Bucero, deputy general manager of Real Madrid Club, came all the way to make a ridiculous request: "Li, please be the head coach of our club!" After careful and repeated reasoning, Comrade Li Tongfan finally discovered an absurd fact: everything that happened in the Football Manager game installed on his computer will be perfectly realized in reality without any difference... With a cheating device in hand, he can achieve an undefeated record through game saves, modify the database, and create countless football talents at will... Miracle, starting from 2006, all regrets about football will become perfect!
When Gu An, a servant, was young, he accidentally broke a jar of spiritual flowers. When he was panicked, he found that he had taken away twelve years of life!
A road to immortality was laid out in front of Gu An!
In order to cultivate immortality safely, Gu An chose to become a chores disciple of Taixuan Sect, planting herbs every day to take away the life of herbs for cultivation.
Through the evolution of life, his basic skills continued to evolve, and he deduced from the basic method to the supernatural power!
The eras changed, the stars moved, and the world changed.
The legend of immortals gradually appeared in the world.
Gu An, known as the immortal, spent half of his life to help his cultivation surpass the limit of the immortal way, achieve the realm of the saint, and surpass the heavenly way.
However, one day, an old man in white clothes with an immortal style came to visit Gu An.
"I am the Xuanqing Star Lord in the sky. Emperor Taihao heard that you have done many good deeds in the world and saved many sentient beings. You have great merits. I was sent to the lower world to summon you to join the immortal class and take up the position of the Divine Horse Heavenly Official."
"May I ask what the position of the Divine Horse Heavenly Official is?"
"There are divine horses in the heavens that can cross the sky and earth and escape into yin and yang. The Divine Horse Heavenly Official is responsible for taking care of and feeding these divine horses."
Hmm? Raising horses?
“The thing I regret most in my life is founding the Qingshan Sect. Otherwise, how could there be so many talented disciples, beautiful elders, reclusive strongmen, ancient secret realms, and natural treasures for me to manage? It’s really too painful…” “Why don’t we set a small goal first, like recruiting 100 million disciples first?” “To gain the enrollment rights for an entire continent is not a small matter. That would be too crazy… it’s a medium amount, let’s say.” Many years later, when someone asked Li Qingyun, the leader of a peerless and powerful sect, how to be as successful as him, Li Qingyun said this.
【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan
The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.
Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.
After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.
The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!
Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!
The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!
Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!
The squirrel's storage room was looted.
Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.
The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!
Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.
In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.
Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.
Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!
…
Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !
Director: I told you, there is no script!
Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!
After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.
Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.
Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight
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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.
That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.
"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"
After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.
The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.
The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.
The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.
"Wait!"
"Something's off about these demonesses!"
However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!
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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]
"Stop playing fake Legend. This Legend will give you a VIP gift pack as soon as it goes online. There is no recharge window. Uncle Da will recycle gold online..." Hu Qing played the real Legend recommended by Uncle Da and traveled to the Western world. Moreover, he soon found that something was wrong with this world. He met a young werewolf named Jacob in the town of Fox... He also met a beautiful demon hunter named Jo in Seattle... Fortunately, he traveled with the real Legend recommended by Uncle Da. He can get various skills and equipment from the game. He was given a paralysis ring at the beginning, and a knife of 999, and he could walk sideways with the dog in the whole map. Various mysterious legends also began to change because of him, until he became the common fear of all mysterious legends.