Traveling through the parallel world, he awakened to the priest profession.

Very good, as a male pastor, there is nothing wrong with breast-feeding girls.

But please explain to me, what is the instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis?

What the hell is osteoporosis surgery?

Blood burning technique? ALS spread surgery? Mental confusion?

Can I still be a quiet girl with breasts?

Other professional mages forbid the curses of Doomsday Storm and Ice Age, the swordsman's ultimate move is Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Sect, the Storm of Breath, and the archer's ultimate move is Arrow Rain, Meteor, and Storm Arrow.

But why are my forbidden spells cancer cell proliferation, T virus infection, and rabies outbreak?

A certain green tea: Woohoo, I really just went to take a shower, and who knew I got infected!

A certain villain: Do you know what it feels like to be bursting open and spurting blood at the same time? No! You don't know!

A certain BOSS: My family, who knows? I just took a nap, and when I got up, I suddenly found that my waist was gone!

Independent game producer Fang Qi travels to the future of parallel time and space, and spends his days having fun in the gaming industry. He inadvertently becomes a "demigod, half dog" in the hearts of players. In his spare time, he battles wits and courage with his boss, and accidentally defeats the female CEO. Got a girlfriend

On the Star Game Alliance Annual Awards podium, the host said: "Mr. Fang Qi, the game developed by you has won the best of the year six times in a row. Can you tell me how you achieve such high productivity and frequent masterpieces?" Posted by? Where does the inspiration for the gameplay ideas in your game come from? Also, why are the games you have made recently becoming more and more difficult? "

Fang Qi: "I can't help it. My girlfriend cleared the level too quickly. I went through so much trouble just to stop her!"

The thought of traveling through time as a pirate and having the ability to wish for a partner in another world makes your blood boil!

When Lin Zhi took the risk to borrow money from the bandit king Sig, saved enough to make a wish, and summoned Aqua, the goddess of water full of wisdom.

He thought it would be better to think about punching the four emperors and kicking the general.

Until Pokémon Rockets Meowth, One-Punch Man King and other outrageous partners appeared one after another, Lin Zhi couldn't even think about it.

He just wants to live a good life with this group of cheaters in an era where heroes are rising together...

No cheat code? It's okay, I, Amber, am on my own!

One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Dragon Ball, Under One Man, One Punch Man, Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit...

Ahem, in short, this is a joyful (death-seeking) journey where ten thousand Ambers travel through each other at the same time and can share all the power.

People who have fun act just to see if it’s interesting!

When I opened my eyes, I was inexplicably transported back to the first day of my escape from the apocalypse twenty years ago.

"Classmate, are you a person with powers? Do you want to consider joining our special operations team?"

Looking at the man with sparkling peach blossom eyes opposite, Xie Ning refused ruthlessly: "Thank you, I have a team."

"Ah, what team are you on?"

"Everything I said is right."

"Yes, you are beautiful and everything you say is right. In this way, you join our team, and my brother will accompany you to practice stalls in rain or shine, and kill monsters with you in thick and thin."

"Like this every day, year after year?"

"Yeah! My brother works hard to make money, and he kills monsters every day for you to pick up. How about that?"

Xie Ning:......

After rebirth, the small space turned into a large mobile villa. Originally, I just wanted to live my small life peacefully.

I never wanted to offend such a clingy monster. I want to ask, how can I reject the monster with ruthlessness and indifference?

Waiting online, it’s quite urgent...

Liu Dao encountered three things when he traveled through time:

1. The world’s number one evil god, a sea god similar to Cthulhu, died on the day he traveled through

Second, the brain-dead system obtained was in pieces, and one left eye was blinded.

Third, he was suddenly named Poseidon by the system. Not only did his left eye heal, but there was also a problem with his blood...

Very strange, very powerful, very Cthulhu problem...

…

The new book "Eternal Corruption" is now online, please give me a wave of traffic!

I, Sano Shinichiro, a time traveler, have a system.

Although the system's tasks are very strange, the rewarded equipment is even more... fresh and refined.

For example, a hammer that cannot cause damage, a small electric donkey that can fly quickly, a coat that turns into a roadie when used, sunglasses that cannot distinguish between humans and animals within 500 meters after wearing them, etc...

What, you ask me how to live better in this world?

Sano Shinichiro smiled faintly and put on his vest: "How can you not get stabbed when you are floating in the world? If you want to avoid getting stabbed, you have to open a trumpet. The more vests I have, the more slutty I will be. I will wave the flag of the winery."

When Akai Shuichi asked Conan what he thought of the black organization, Conan responded like this: The black organization? Although they act a little rough, they are all good people... Wait, which black organization are you asking about?

Li Feifan originally just wanted to change his life to an easier track, but by chance, he entered the LPL league and became a professional player.

Now that you've come, you have to leave something behind.

Mortal, named mortal, wants to kill gods and become a god!

Because of his catchphrase, he was nicknamed "Jia Qian Jushi".

"Brother Feifan, do you think there is any hope for this summer championship?"

"As long as the wages are paid, all champions will be crushed to pieces!"

"I heard that Lee Sang Hyuk is going to win the fourth S-game championship and create the first three consecutive championship dynasty in the history of League of Legends. Can you take a sniper shot?"

"Crush the Triple Crown? It's a bit difficult, but it's not a big problem, it's just... you have to pay more!"

Traveling through a parallel world, Chen Ke became an official LPL commentator. After activating the system on the commentator's desk, Chen Ke began to only play real games.

Looking at the game screen, a certain AD player suddenly died suddenly and gave away a big blow, leading to a comeback. Chen Ke couldn't help it: "To be honest, there are people on Taobo who don't want to win."

"With both moves in hand, I can be instantly defeated. I can press this wave to flash."

"As expected of Q Dirty Dancing, even Q can eat it."

"I don't even need to lose face. If we continue like this, we will lose to Vietnam."

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience was shocked and the barrage exploded.

The commentary partner did not dare to answer the phone throughout the whole process, and the director was so frightened that he almost pinched the microphone on the spot.

Brother's fans stopped after hearing this. After violently blasting Chen Ke immediately after the game, they realized that Chen Ke was not targeting his brother. He would criticize anyone he caught.

"One person eats four lanes, and there is zero output in a team battle?"

"If you dare to catch me on the road, you dare to die. Timely Rain lives up to its reputation!"

"Who voted for this damn FMVP? Emperor Chi is your father?"

"You don't have to worry about contract issues when you go to RNG. RNG never gets stuck with pens!"

"..."

Fans: "This kid is so loud when he opens his mouth. Is he going to die?"