I just slept and became the owner of the feeding house.

Do you want a mini dragon?

Sorry, too precious, no.

Do you want a katy dog?

Sorry, too precious, no.

Do you want a little fire dragon?

Sorry, too precious, no.

What? You said there should be little Lada, right?

Sorry, really not, this is too rubbish.

fall! ! !

Can this feeding house be opened?

After Bai Chuwei lived for five thousand years, after abruptly living himself as the ancestor of all mankind, he went down the mountain to start the original plot.

A new female student from Henghua No. 1 Middle School transferred to a female classmate. The girl had bright eyes and white teeth, red lips and white teeth, and she looked like a fairy.

It’s a pity that it’s a secondary disease——

“The total of the ten Duan families is not more than half of the assets I have accumulated for five thousand years.”

“The first of Chinese classics? That was what I wrote and played casually two hundred years ago.”

“Scientific research is not as good as a sword flying immortal. Today, my ancestors teach you how to cultivate immortals scientifically.”

Netizens sneered while eating melons, waiting for Bai Chuwei to pretend to be forced to overturn the car.

Until later, the China Property Statistics Association: “As the world’s richest man, the ancestors have the world’s most gold mines, hundreds of islands, and countless industries.”

Huaguo Writers Association: “Bai Chuwei, when will the ancestors be updated in two hundred years?”

As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.

A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities.

System: Host, what is that thing in the sky?

Shi Sheng: An intergalactic spaceship.

System: …This is a cultivation world, where did an intergalactic spaceship come from?!

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System: Host, what are you holding in your hand?

Shi Sheng: Xuanyuan Sword.

System: This is an advanced scientific world, where did an ancient divine sword come from?! Wait a moment… Host what are you doing?!

Shi Sheng: Breaking apart the main couple.

#MyHostIsTooPowerfulAndLikesToBreakShips.

Note : ‘shipping’ is the term people use when they want two people to be a couple.

Jun Xie was the number one assassin in modern earth. His skills and knowledge in the field of assassination were unparalleled, his accomplishments unprecedented, his reputation terrified the entire underworld. However, during a mission to retrieve a mystical treasure, a mishap occurred…

He is now Jun Moxie, a sixteen year old super level debauchee, sole heir to the declining Jun family. A family of valiant heroes, left with an old grandpa, a crippled uncle and a debauchee as the sole heir! Accepting the world’s criticism and cold stares with a smile, his new journey begins! His life will be carved by his own will! Rise to the top! Evil Monarch Jun Xie!

“This cup I toast to those I’ve killed in my past life. Forgive me, for there is no chance for you to have revenge. Gulp!”

“This cup I toast to those whose life I will take in my new life. Forgive me, for you are fated to die by my hands. Cheers!”

This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world.

“Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.”

“Tsk! You think I’m s*upid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Epic-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.”

I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says that a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.