Before the Battle of Hogwarts, Lockhart opened the first page of his diary and reviewed his wish list: Gilderoy Lockhart's Life Wish Update (01.09.1992): 1. I want to become Minister for Magic! 2. Marry Hermione! 3. And then make Hermione Minister for Magic! After reading it, Lockhart raised his wand. "Sorry, little Tom, you're in my way, die!" --------------Keywords: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, [Ten-Cut Maniac]

When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

[Lighthearted Slice of Life] + [Single Female Lead] + [No System] + [No Rebirth]

Jiang Ning is an obscure online novelist who is passionate about romance novels.

Because his parents were going back to their hometown to visit relatives, the task of taking his younger sister to school for registration fell to him.

What I thought was just a regular school registration was actually the beginning of a new chapter in my life.

Jiang Wan: "Brother, do you like Teacher Zhang? I think Teacher Zhang is great, and I want her to be my sister-in-law!"

He refused to let his sister be his wingman, but he couldn't refuse her insistence.

Thanks to her younger sister's tireless efforts, Jiang Ning went to school every few days and her interactions with the homeroom teacher became increasingly close.

Until one day in the future, Jiang Ning received another call from his homeroom teacher, asking him to come to the school.

Jiang Ning: "Teacher, I'm sorry, my sister has gotten into trouble again."

Class teacher: "No, your sister has been behaving very well lately and hasn't caused any trouble."

"So why did you call me to the school?"

"I miss you, is that not allowed?"

After officially getting together with her homeroom teacher, Jiang Ning became increasingly skilled at writing romance novels, which unexpectedly became popular.

Seeing that Jiang Ning's career was on the right track, his mother began to urge him to bring his girlfriend home.

When Jiang Ning brought his girlfriend home, his mother was stunned.

You were asked to take your sister to school, and you started dating the teacher?

Li Shulan, who had tortured her two daughters-in-law to death, finally received her retribution and drowned in a latrine.

She did not disappear immediately after her death; her soul drifted to her two sons' side, only to see them blaming each other for the tragic deaths of their wife and children, and ultimately dying young.

When she opened her eyes again, she found herself back on the day after her two sons' wedding.

Having been given a second chance at life, she suddenly realized the truth.

Why should your daughter-in-law get soaked in the rain again when you've already been soaked yourself?

Li Shulan decided to treat her daughters-in-law well for the rest of her life. Unexpectedly, as soon as she cooked a meal for the two daughters-in-law, a "Good Mother-in-Law System" appeared, rewarding her with twenty yuan and two jin of meat coupons.

Seeing this, Li Shulan became even more enthusiastic. She was always cooking for her daughters-in-law or washing their clothes. Every few days, she would buy fabric for her daughters-in-law to make dresses. She doted on her daughters-in-law even more than she would her own daughter. As she continued to pamper them, she accumulated wealth, acquired jadeite jewelry, and even owned a courtyard house in Beijing and a small villa in Shanghai.

Why are her two daughters-in-law, who hated her to death in their past life, now vying to take care of her in her old age?

Li Shulan: Don't grab it, don't grab it, everyone! She's made plans to go square dancing with her old friends tomorrow.

[No system + immortality + invincible + satisfying read + lighthearted and humorous + sixth brother + daily life]

Gu Beichen transmigrated to the vast and boundless world of cultivation, but was trapped under Mount Buzhou for 100,000 years.

He dreamt of traveling across the Nine Provinces, overlooking the world, and behind the scenes, he single-handedly created the forbidden land of immortality at Buzhou Mountain.

Ten thousand years ago, he taught a generation of desolate emperors who swept across the six directions!

Eighty thousand years ago, he single-handedly raised the Human Emperor and brought about the great prosperity of the human race!

Thirty thousand years ago, the Qin Emperor angrily shook Mount Buzhou, intending to become a rebellious disciple.

Ten thousand years have passed. Mount Buzhou collapsed, ushering in an era of great strife. Gu Beichen, who was already invincible, was finally able to descend the mountain.

I, Gu Beichen, am content with my fate and cherish the simple pleasures of life; I dislike fighting and killing.

You'd better not mess with me.

After all, my disciple has the potential to become an emperor!

future?

What constitutes a promising future?

Zhou Jing lay on the ground, a blade of grass dangling from his mouth, gazing at the drifting white clouds in thought.

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Humans have souls, and fists have spirits.

Some say times have changed, but there are always people who search amidst hardship.

Having mastered the Red Falcon Fist, Zhou Yuanjue embarked on a journey to explore the limits of human potential.

In the tides of time, in the long history, in ancient myths

On the edge of life and death, in the gaps of the ordinary.

Abandon everything to search for a miracle that may not even exist.

Human beings possess the courage to transcend all constraints.

Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo

Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.

Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.

The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.

until--

He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;

The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;

The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.

Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"

Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."

As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.

[Reading Guide]

A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).

One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.

The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.

A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.

The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.

All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.

After many years, he meets Yukino Yukinoshita again, and she is still the same aloof and perfect genius girl in his memory.

But I am no longer the boy who could stand shoulder to shoulder with her.

"Hachiman, your twisted nature remains unchanged."

"Under the snow, you are still the same as before, unchanged."

Ms. Hiratsuka looked at us with satisfaction: "Since you have such a good understanding, the Service Club is now in your hands."

None of us dared to tell the teacher that what we called tacit understanding was actually an unspoken regret from eight years ago.

Just as I decided to escape completely this time, a long-lost voice suddenly rang in my mind—

"A turning point in fate has been detected. [Options] are now activated again."