"Why is this fireball technique green?"
"Well... because I added poison gas to it."
"What about the cone of ice? Why does it fall down after one hit? Is it also poisonous?"
"No, it's just a strong anesthetic."
"What about the magical girl apprentice you summoned? Why does she know how to do taekwondo?"
"How normal, girls have to learn some skills to defend themselves, isn't it..."
"??? So you don't make cards according to the routine at all?"
Tang Rui, who is the UP master of the aircraft model area, suddenly found that the aircraft model he made had an upgrade panel, which can add points to the upgrade of the aircraft model.
[Item: Fixed-wing model aircraft]
【Experience: 35/100】
【Source point: 0.1】
Tang Rui: “System, let me see your limit.”
Toy model aircraft → high-altitude and high-speed UAV → small orbital shuttle…
"Why is the weak [Magical Girl-Lilith] proficient in Sanda?"
"Pianke, isn't this normal?"
"When your [Scavenger Mouse] came back, why did he run to the [Witch Director] beside you?"
"It just likes beautiful girls, what's wrong with it?"
"Why are they all sister cards?"
"It's so hard to get a job right now... well, I've got a showdown, I love it."
Traveling through the card world, Jiang Zhe found that he could increase the card entries infinitely!
[Clean mind and body 1V1 hilarious pet article]
The uncle seven emperors who did not mention were married, but the bride was a parturient!
The new princess Xitang gave birth, and the Seven Emperor Uncles had double happiness, but since then they put on a diamond green hat.
When the iceberg prince is the first dude on the bar——
“I don’t need you to fight, and my concubine will give you a cheap son. What’s wrong with it?”
“The matter of inheritance is bigger than the sky, this kind of thing must still be done by himself.”
Seeing that Mengmengda’s son turned more and more like the one in front of him, Lu Xiaoxiao had a clever idea.
“Lu Xiaoxiao, what style do you run outside all day?”
“My concubine wants to save the common people!”
“Oh? How to save?”
“Dangdang pharmacy, the gospel of infertility!”
A giant golden tortoise, as huge as the world, crosses a broken world.
Seeing the vast world in ruins, Xu Feng slammed the giant golden tortoise on the head.
“Be careful next time, don’t use such brutal methods.”
The story begins with a young turtle-raiser who wants to live a stable life in a small family.
Strange recovery, the whole world is rampant with strange monsters, everyone is in danger.
There is a snack bar in a deep alley in Liangcheng, but it is open every day.
There is a small blackboard at the door of the store with a few lines written on it.
【Food provided today】
[Fried sticks: 5 points/one resentful soul]
[Golden Egg Fried Rice: 100 Points/Evil One]
...
【Long-term acquisition】
[Wraith: 10 points]
[Evil: 200 points]
[Li Wei...]
[Red clothes...
[Our store member usage rules]
[Member Half Price]
...
A monk once ate porridge in the shop, later became an arhat, and exterminated countless strange monsters.
A Taoist priest tasted a dish, then broke into the restricted area alone, and returned home with the ghost king's head.
A Confucian scholar once drank three glasses of wine, and then protected the city for a hundred years with awe-inspiring righteousness, so that evil and sycophants would not invade.
Those with swords...
Legend has it that the owner of the shop is a kitchen god from hell. Every time he goes out to look for ingredients, ghosts and monsters always disappear out of thin air.
Traveling to the mysterious world coincides with a weird eruption.
Lu Fan, who was planning to stay home, suddenly discovered that four reincarnation actors had come to his home, and even his dear wife had been replaced.
Only then did he understand that he turned out to be an NPC in the reincarnation world, a dragon set specially used to give missions to reincarnation actors! ! !
How can this make him tolerate! ! !
PS: This is an inspirational story of being forced to become a reincarnation actor, and going further and further on the road of actors, eventually becoming the strongest reincarnation actor.
This is a world where soul card masters manipulate soul cards to fight
Originally, everyone was honestly combining card decks and high-level summons according to card abilities, until Yu Cang awakened the entry recorder, and the painting style of the whole world became strange.
Whether it is a high-level card group, a dangerous secret place, or even a dream or an event, you can extract exclusive entries and build soul cards based on the entries!
Your Jedi doesn't eat any milk? Tap a "Yingcao" entry directly, triggering a chain effect and slowly recovering life.
You got a top-quality fire-type dragon card, but your natal deck is water-type? Easy to handle, let me know about this "water storage" entry?
What? The summoning conditions for the Alien Chuanghuang Dragon are too difficult, and it is almost impossible to use it in single combat. It can only be used as a war-specific soul card?
Then... Learn about ritual magic? Or simply extract the "Alien" entry directly and create a card group tailored for you!
The magic soul card is not laid out, can't you prevent it from sticking to your face? The "permanent" entry becomes a turret in seconds, and the infinite fireball method brutally kills!
Encountered strange sea tactics, can't get in? Directly paste the "Echo" entry, showing textbook-like blasphemy!
...
"I've never seen a card maker like Yu Cang. Have you ever seen a soul card that requires three pages of ability introduction? His hands are full of such cards!"
And it all started with Yu Cang being bullied by academics.
In the third year of the reign of Yu State, it rained in the city of Weizhou.
Li Ang woke up in a daze, dreaming that there was a sword hidden in his head.
In Konoha, there is a restaurant that all ninjas flock to.
What? Kakashi actually threw away the intimacy paradise and ran to the restaurant in the early morning to line up?
What? Three generations of Hokage-sama missed work again, just to go to that restaurant to order ramen?
What? Orochimaru actually came, just to steal the teacher to learn how to cook?
Facing the many influential figures in front of the store, Yang Ming just looked up at the sky calmly: “Sorry, the store is closed today, I want to be a beautiful man quietly.”