Iron Man: I have a steel suit, and my IQ is super high. Zhou Ye: I slept with your wife…
Spider-Man: I am genetically mutated and can walk on the ground between tall buildings. Zhou Ye: I slept with your girlfriend…
Hulk: After I transform, I have a lot of strength, and I can jump high and jerk off. Zhou Ye: I slept with your girlfriend…
Captain America: After I injected the serum, I became a super soldier. Zhou Ye: I slept with Agent Carter.
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The people said: Kill this shameless person.
All in all, this is the story of a man who gains the ability to travel through a movie world and saves a woman…probably! …
Haicheng Fu Pei was so violent, stubborn and mad, no one dared to approach him until one day there was a little girl beside him.
The little girl’s icy muscles and bones, red lips and white teeth, was terribly obedient, and Chengri wrapped around behind him and whispered, “No smoking, no fighting, no swearing!”
When everyone saw someone who was always fierce, they coaxed the little girl in a low voice like a good grandson, “Don’t you fucking cry, I just listen to you!”
Heartbroken, a group of girls cried and asked the little girl how to turn a hundred-strength steel into a soft method.
The little girl rolled her eyes: because he is my own father!
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Once reborn, Fu Ting returned to twenty years ago. At this time, her actor father was still a teenager in the school, and he had not died because of a terminal illness.
Fu Ting decided to redeem the tragedy and let her father embark on the road of social righteous successor ahead of time, and lead her to a life of spending money early.
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Mr. Xingui Cen from the capital, breeze Jiyue, refrained from abstinence, everyone thought that this heavenly immortal would not touch the mortal heart.
Later, a reporter photographed him and Fu Pei going in and out, which immediately made a sensation in the entertainment industry.
#burst! Actor Fu Pei and Cen Juan have a deep sadomasochistic relationship, and they stabbed a knife on the surface to be privately affectionate! #
Cen Juan Weibo: This is my old husband @Fupei
Fu Pei forwarded: My son-in-law, get to know @Centien
After Fu Pei tweeted his Weibo with tears, he turned around and beaten Cen Tire. This dog kidnapped Lao Tzu’s daughter, and Lao Tzu wiped his ass!
Whole network:? ? ?
Is the painting style a bit crooked from the transition of socialist brotherhood to the filial piety of father and son?
This novel is also known as Transcendental MechanicWhat do you do when you wake up and find yourself inside the very game that you love?
What do you do when you realize you that you have not only become an NPC – you have even been thrown back in time to before the game even launched!
What will happen when our protagonist’s two realities coincide?
Han Xiao was a professional power leveler before his transmigration. Using his past life’s knowledge, Han Xiao sweeps through the universe as he prepares for the arrival of the players. This is definitely not your typical transmigration novel.
A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality.
In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince!
“Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.”
“Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!”
In the year 2166 of the new lunar calendar, the seventeenth district where I am located was rated as the worst district in the federation.
High unemployment.
Gradually soaring missing persons.
There are endless bounty offerings.
People say that law enforcement is the most dangerous profession on the planet.
And I, unfortunately, became a law enforcer.
Tens of thousands of demons in this world roam; half call the city of Zhaoye home. As for the other half, they’ve all died in the Canglang Northern Territory controlled by the Tianxiu Immortal Xiao Fuxuan.
Only one demon has been imprisoned for twenty-five years and still lives—the lord of Zhaoye City, Wu Xingxue.
1-Traveled into the world of movies.
I want to be a good person, but I have the wrong villain.
2-Crossing to get a 'killer's cultivation system'. Li Er couldn't help comparing two middle fingers to the sky.
Traveling through the Naruto world and becoming a member of the Uchiha clan, the third ninja war is about to start in a year or two, so panic.
At a critical moment, the golden finger goes online, and a character is drawn to obtain a random ability of the character, then am I not…
“Champion Mayweather’s shoulder-lifting defense, the flying cross-body for cooking a fish feast, Master Ma’s lightning five whips, Jack Ma’s skill guarding the road…
What kind of spicy chicken skills are these? “
There once existed an honorable founder of this panguan school of cultivation. His reputation was illustrious, but nowadays nobody dared to mention him. Even if they did, all they said was, “He met a miserable end.”
Only Wen Shi still abided by the rules. Every day, he would pay respects to the founder’s ferocious, colorful portrait, but because of that he ended up summoning a sickly tenant.
The tenant stood in front of the portrait and asked, “Who drew this?”
Wen Shi: “Me.”
Don’t ask. If you do, you’ll just end up feeling touched.
Wen Jianyan was a fraudster that was best at deceiving people.
One day, he was suddenly forced to become a novice anchor in the Nightmare live broadcast room.
Wen Jianyan: “…..”
A newcomer became the most-watched anchor because he was too good at deceiving people.
He lied to his teammates to deceive the audience and NPCs. He could deceive people as well as ghosts.
Sooner or later this guy will overturn!
There were more and more spectators who were gloating with schadenfreude, looking forward for that day.
But…why was the mission in this live room getting more and more strange?
【Senior achor’s side quest: Kiss the evil spirit for 30 seconds】
【Reward: Unknown】
【Top anchor’s main quest: Undress the evil god for three minutes】
【Reward: Unknown】
Audience: Oh, the streamer has mastered a new wealth code? Hurry up, there’s something our paying viewers can’t watch!
The top boss approached step by step, whispering temptations:
“How is it? Selling CP? We can make the fake thing real.”
Wen Jianyan: “…..”
I’m sorry, I’m very principled, thank you for not deceiving yourself.
— Don’t come here!