"Brother Qin, do you want a wife?"
Qin Changqing had no reason to refuse when his enthusiastic brother offered his wife to him.
He came to this world by accident and was still a waste after thirty years of hard training.
Well, he lay down, got married and had children, wouldn't he be happy?
Su Yunfeng traveled to a fantasy world.
At the beginning, he was picked up by a peerless beauty, who then wanted to kill him to silence him.
Fortunately, the Destiny Return System has been activated. As long as you bind to the Girl of Destiny, you can get a high return.
[Give Senior Sister a Realm Breakthrough Pill, and you will receive a Saintly Item Realm Breakthrough Pill]
[Give Senior Sister a Thousand-Year-Old Blood Ganoderma, and You Get a Hundred-Thousand-Year-Old Blood Ganoderma]
[Senior sister studied alchemy and gained a lot of experience and insights. You gained a lot of experience and insights and became a first-class alchemist.]
[Senior sister breaks through to Quasi-Emperor, you are promoted to Great Emperor]
……
Many years later, the women were all confused.
We agreed to protect our junior brother, so how come he became the emperor?
……
Su Yunfeng lay in the rocking chair, lazily basking in the sun.
It is impossible to practice cultivation.
That is the senior sisters’ job, as a junior brother I just need to lie down.
Yang Dingtian, a man who stands tall and upright, a man of integrity, does not rely on heaven or earth. He relies entirely on his own efforts. He sleeps from day till dark and from night till three o'clock in the morning, works hard to simulate and tries his best to sign in.
Yu Qian has bound herself to a Conquest System.
System: “You must conquer the protagonists of various worlds and win their love.”
Yu Qian draws a beginner’s gift pack and gets a Bloodline Potion. Without hesitation, she transforms into a three-year-old child and uses the potion on herself—becoming the biological daughter of the target.
System: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!”
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World 1: The School Tyrant Raising a Child
Zai Ye is the infamous school tyrant of No. 2 High School. His parents divorced, leaving him with nothing but an empty house. Arrogant and rebellious, he indulges in reckless behavior—street racing, fighting, you name it.
One day, he meets a two-year-old child who looks just like him.
Zai Ye smirks coldly: “My dad’s illegitimate daughter?”
Then the DNA test results come out. The once-smirking school tyrant completely breaks down: “She’s… my… daughter???”
As he watches his long-separated parents pick up broomsticks and slippers, Zai Ye collapses: “I SWEAR I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING! I’M STILL A virg*n!”
At the parent-teacher meeting, the perpetually grumpy school tyrant carries an adorable, chubby little girl into the school.
His underlings, cigarettes dangling from their lips, laugh: “Yo, Boss, that your little sister?”
Zai Ye: “Spit out the cigarette. She’s my daughter.”
Underlings: “???”
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World 2: The Ice Dragon Dad Raising a Child
The Ice Dragon Lacia has lived in the human empire for many years. A learned scholar, he is a renowned professor at the Central Academy of Magic, feared by students for his strictness.
One day, he senses a bloodline connection and retrieves a dragon egg to hatch. But when it finally hatches—
The baby dragon looks nothing like him. Long and slender, seemingly… mutated?
Yu Qian: “I’m a Chinese dragon!”
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World 3: The Overworked Demon Lord Raising a Child
World 4: The Androgynous Movie Emperor Raising a Child
World 5: The Ghost Woman in a Horror World Raising a Child
World 6: The Emotionless Buddhist Disciple Raising a Child
World 7: The Webnovel Heroine Raising a Child
Good news: I suddenly traveled through time
. Better news: I traveled through hundreds of worlds at once.
[A Hyperion slacker]: Let me tell you, that day, I chased Otto for three days and three nights with a baseball bat.
[A Teyvat yellow-haired guy]: What would happen if Ivan was enlarged in Teyvat?
[A video store owner]: Oh no, my sister seems to have discovered that I have a relationship with other girls. I’m waiting online, it’s urgent.
[A certain savior]: How should this dragon meat be cooked? Can it be braised?
[A certain train garbage king]: Thank you for the invitation. My destiny is full. Recently, those star gods have been looking for me for meetings every day.
One day, when someone asked Mo Wang why he was so powerful and whether he was cheating or something.
At this time, Mo Wang answered like this,
Mo Wang: Are you kidding? I have always relied on myself to become stronger.
Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.
In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.
But.
What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?
Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end
Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)
Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane
Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!
(Daily, funny)
As the Demon Lord, Yuuye finally arrived in his dream world of peaceful everyday life, fully intending to laze around and enjoy a carefree existence.
But why does that useless angel Gabriel from downstairs keep mooching his Wi-Fi and hogging his computer to play games?
Enough is enough!
Does she think this Demon Lord survives on salads?
You’ll pay my electricity bills with your very self!
Then there’s that chuunibyou neighbor upstairs who claims to wield the "Evil King’s True Eye"—stop jumping out the window for no reason!
At school, things get even messier.
Some blonde twin-tailed classmate named Eris? Keeps pestering him!
A gloomy, bespectacled girl in the library stares at him like she’s thirsting for his body… Sanshokuin Kinko, was it?
After school, a gorgeous teacher tries to recruit him into the Service Club?
No way! Who’d join a club with such a sketchy name?!
This Demon Lord absolutely will not...
It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.
But...but why?
Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?
Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?
Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?
Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?
Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?
What's going on?
Is it so hard to be forgotten?
Reincarnated Chu Qing never wanted to become a superstar. He had only two simple wishes in life:
To marry an ordinary wife who truly loves him and live a stable, peaceful life.
To quietly amass wealth.
Unfortunately, both of these dreams were destined to be shattered.
Fame as a celebrated writer, poet, king of pop, multiple-time movie and television emperor, and box office legend was inexplicably thrust upon him, completely destroying his plans.
“What? I’m a superstar?”
“What? Another award in Berlin? Not going.”
“An excuse? What excuse? Oh, I’ll say my stomach hurts that day. No way I can make it…”
[Multiple female protagonists + Hehuan Sect daily flow]
After sixty years of practice, I have achieved nothing.
Li Meng, who was about to die, decided to become a ghost under a peony flower before he died.
However, he did not expect to accidentally activate the late "system".
In his old age, Li Meng began his low-key daily life of cultivating immortals in the Hehuan Sect.