What do you think is the most important thing in cultivating immortality?

Years later, when Lu Changyuan, who had already attained immortality, opened the sword manual and prepared to write down his insights on becoming an immortal, he encountered the following problem.

A moment later, Lu Changyuan picked up his pen and wrote: "Stay away from the demoness."

So I turned to the second page.

"Which would you choose as your Daoist partner, a fairy or a demoness?"

This time, not a single breath is needed.

"I won't choose any of them, I'll kill them all."

A melodious, ethereal voice came from beside him, and a beautiful fairy in a white dress pointed her sword at Lu Changyuan's neck: "Rewrite it."

So Lu Changyuan picked up his pen and rewrote it.

"Fairy."

Unfortunately, the sword at his neck did not leave.

Lu Changyuan had no choice but to rewrite it again.

"Witch, I shouldn't have saved you back then, really."

So he looked up and saw that it wasn't a fairy at all.

That must be a vixen with a heart more venomous than a red serpent and a face more beautiful than a goddess.

Lu Changyuan then remembered.

Because of the evil he committed, there are no more fairies in the cultivation world, only demonesses.

"Master, I've been having trouble getting cold water in my teeth lately, can you help me change my luck?"

Xiao Han glanced at the debt collector beside him and calmly said:

"Just give me the 550,000 yuan compensation for the employee who died suddenly, and give me another 50,000 yuan."

"Master, my father keeps appearing in my dreams after he passed away. Does he have any unfulfilled wishes?"

Xiao Han glanced at the angry ghost beside him and said awkwardly:

"Hurry home and see, your wife is cheating on you in front of your father's memorial tablet."

"Master, I've been away from home for many years. Can you tell me if my parents are still alive?"

Xiao Han glanced at the three victims beside him and silently dialed 110:

"Sit still and don't move. I'll have someone transfer some money to you."

"Master, one of our undercover agents has been murdered, and his body is missing. Can you help us with a divination?"

Xiao Han stared at the police officers who came to his door, momentarily stunned...

Arrest drug dealers, solve cold cases, and uncover spies.

Xiao Han offended all sorts of vicious people on his own. One fan jokingly said, "Master, if you keep playing like this, you'll get retaliated against sooner or later. So I've already bought a suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument)."

That day.

The dead drug dealer actually turned into a vengeful ghost.

In front of many viewers in the live stream, they came to demand Xiao Han's life.

Hundreds of thousands of audience members even took out their suonas (traditional Chinese wind instruments).

They were preparing to play a mournful dirge.

But I never expected it.

Under the watchful eyes of countless people, Xiao Han suddenly snapped his fingers. With a "snap," countless golden talismans materialized out of thin air around him...

[Divination Tortoise Shell + Three Spiritual Roots of Thunder, Fire, and Wood + Spear Mastery + Decisiveness in Killing]

Ling Chuan gained the ability to divine good and bad fortune by using the broken tortoise shell.

He cultivated the way of the spear, mastered the art of controlling lightning, and comprehended the essence of the Judgment Spear.

He neither relies on the power of Heaven nor takes the Way of Heaven as his standard!

Instead, they are self-centered and consider themselves the ultimate authority!

Use your own internal standards as a yardstick to judge the sins of all things!

As the clouds and seas of the heavens surged at his single thought, the indifferent eye of the Heavenly Dao, overlooking all living beings, slowly opened behind him.

Ling Chuan stood with his spear held high, his voice resounding throughout the world.

"If I see sin, then all laws are sinful!"

"My judgment is divine punishment!"

When Zhou Ming woke up, he had become Zhou Ming Everett, a third-rate novelist in Backlund. He thought he had simply transmigrated into the world of the famous novel "Lord of Mysteries" and only wanted to rely on his "original work fan" advantage to survive in this dangerous world.

However, he soon discovered that his transmigration was not accidental. Deep within his soul slumbered a terrifying essence incompatible with this world—he was a fallen Outer God, the largest fragment of consciousness of the "Serpent of Narrative and End." Those seemingly coincidental inspirations and the words that flowed from his pen were not a cheat code, but rather the unconscious resurgence of his own authority.

[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]

(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)

Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…

"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"

Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"

"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"

Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."

"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"

Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."

In Konoha Village, there was a small fortune-telling stall with a sign that read: "If you are destined, consult the fortune teller; if not, leave. One divination a day, one tael per divination." The Hyuga clan was renowned for their mastery of divination! Hyuga Renzan sat at the divination platform, calculating the secrets of heaven. "I predict that after your great rise, you will inevitably fall. Becoming Hokage will be the pinnacle of your life." Namikaze Minato thought to himself, "Could I be that unlucky?" "I predict that you are a cursed lone star, destined to bring misfortune to your family, to your father, mother, wife, and children, and to wander the ninja world alone." Uchiha Obito retorted, "Nonsense! I still want to be with Rin!" "I predict that the day you become Hokage will be the day you die!" Shimura Danzo cursed angrily, "I don't believe it, old man!"

[Family Cultivation] [Group Portrait] Bai Sui'an transmigrates to the cultivation world, becoming the founder of a family. Fortunately, he awakens his past life's wisdom, possesses the "Mysterious Destiny Scroll," and uses his destiny as a guide to deduce the future. With the investment of destiny, the divination results! [Divination - Minor Auspicious]: An inn in the county town is for sale, priced at 300 taels. A large number of merchants will arrive in a month, and the inn will be full. [Divination - Moderate Auspicious]: The great Confucian scholar Han Ziheng is living in seclusion in Baishan Village. He has many connections; it is recommended to become his disciple. [Divination - Minor Inauspicious]: Bandits from Black Wind Mountain are attacking; they will launch a surprise attack on Baishan Village in three days. [Divination - Major Inauspicious]: A hundred miles ahead, in the depths of an unnamed lake, a cultivator dies, leaving behind a storage bag. Bai Sui'an, relying on the information obtained from the divination, avoids misfortune and seizes opportunities. Thousands of years later, a mortal family has become a majestic immortal clan.

[Jujutsu Kaisen + Contains OOC + Apologies for Out of Character + Just for Fun]

This story initially focuses on the single route of Sukuna in Heian-kyo, and later shifts to a modern storyline, primarily emphasizing Sukuna's romantic relationships, while also touching on other themes.

Fusang Qingnai never expected that her perfectly good shop would run into trouble. She was just a half-baked charlatan. And a half-baked charlatan shouldn't have seen mountains in the Shibuya residential area, let alone fallen into the Heian period and been chopped into mincemeat.

Qingnai: Sauce? That smells delicious. So, can I still go back to opening my small shop?

"Of course you can go back," the white-haired teacher asked with a smile. "Oh, oh, what did Qingnai experience in Heian-kyo?"

Naphthalene: chopped into minced meat.

Everyone: ...But isn't she a god?

Qingnai innocently pointed to the mouth that had appeared on Huzhang's face: "Yes, it's been chopped into a god-flavored sauce."

Generating electricity for love.

(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)

Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)

After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.

He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.

Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.

Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.

Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!

Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.

(No romantic pairing + live streaming + fortune telling + sudden wealth + entertainment industry)

When Xiang Wan, the leader of the Tianji Sect in the cultivation world, ascended to immortality, she was struck by lightning and transported to the modern world, where she possessed the body of a nobody named Xiang Wan.

Despite being a struggling entertainer for years, Xiang Wan remained a nobody, playing minor roles among countless actresses. Her agency, seeing no economic value, forced her to work as a hostess, which led to her being blacklisted online after she resisted. The money she had saved over the years was used by her mother to buy her younger brother a large three-bedroom apartment in City A, leaving her to suffer. Ultimately, she broke down and committed suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

When the sect leader Xiang Wan takes over the body of Hu Ka Xiang Wan, the world is destined to be in turmoil because of her.

A fortune-telling account called "Zhuang Zhou Meng Die" quickly became popular on the Raccoon Live platform. The host was dressed in ancient style and covered his face with a veil, but his fortune-telling was frighteningly accurate.

After becoming famous, she never accepted advertisements in her live broadcast room. Her fortune telling was priced at hundreds of millions of yuan, and the demand could not meet the supply. It was common for billionaires to appear in her live broadcasts. The revenue from one live broadcast was equivalent to the price of a luxury apartment in the capital city, which was over 100 million yuan.

Netizens before being proven wrong:

"Hey admin, I'm reporting someone here engaging in feudal superstition!"

Netizens after being proven wrong:

"I was almost trafficked abroad, so I have to come forward and tell my story to thank the streamer for saving my life!"

"My God, the master is amazing! My daughter has really been cursed by that damned villain!"

"So close! So close! If we hadn't arrived in time, my husband would have been killed. Who knew that just renting a place could attract such hatred from the rich?"

"Thanks to the streamer, if it weren't for her, I would have been skinned alive by my in-laws. Before the divorce, I hired people to smash their house to pieces. The old hag was beaten and hospitalized. It felt so good to use their money to beat up their people!"