I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

The scores have just been released; they will gradually increase. Read with confidence; there are no malicious links.

[Rocks's Shadow] [Whitebeard's Lifelong Friend] [Kaido's "Teacher"] [The Man Who Made Roger's Scalp Tremble]

Linno, who transmigrated into the first crew member of the Rocks Pirates, originally only wanted to be a harmless, unambitious strategist.

Because of the Assimilation Fruit, as long as one stays near a strong person, one can continuously assimilate their strength!

Defeating your opponent allows you to plunder everything!

Then, the style of the painting suddenly changed:

In order to assimilate Whitebeard's unparalleled physique, he became Newgate's best drinking buddy;

In order to assimilate Kaido's immortality, he encouraged Kaido to commit suicide every day;

In order to assimilate Lingling's steel balloon, he personally made the world's number one dessert.

Lox: "Linno is the most perfect strategist I've ever met. He's always clinging to me; he must be captivated by my Conqueror's Haki!"

"In the Battle of God Valley, when the world thought it was all over, the strategist who had been hiding behind the scenes smiled and took off his glasses."

"Sorry, but right now I seem to be a tiny bit stronger than all of you combined..."

Looking back on his life as a pirate, Linno's journey began on that chaotic afternoon on Beehive Island.

Several years later, the Marineford War.

When the legendary man, supposedly long dead, returned from the deep sea, the entire world recalled the terror of his reign. Sengoku's face turned deathly pale: "Don't be fooled! He's the most ravenous monster on the Rocks ship!"

Also known as "One Piece: I put you in charge of strategy, not draining the life out of one of the Four Emperors!"

[No System] + [Yellow-haired Fruit] + [Invincibility Cheat - Youthful Arrogance] + [Destiny Wheel - What's Yours Is Mine]

Traveling to the world of One Piece

Just then, the Whitebeard Pirates arrived on the island to resupply. Ron knew that if he wanted to survive and thrive in the pirate world, it was essential to find a powerful backer!

But what can he do if he has no system, a weak constitution, and no ring? He can only join the Whitebeard Pirates!

This is a golden opportunity, don't miss it!

Just as Whitebeard finished resupplying and was about to leave, Ron was in a hurry when an apple fell and hit him on the head, subsequently turning into a Devil Fruit!

Ron was overjoyed; his opportunity had arrived! He then ate it and learned it was the [Yellow-Haired Fruit]!

What the heck? Yellow hair? Isn't that a spirited young man?

Abilities: Proactive youthful vigor? Passive destiny, a wheel of fate?

Is he a rich, blond guy or a loser, blond guy?

Ron smiled slightly: I've turned yellow, and I've become stronger!

......

Bad news: I am the world government's most wanted criminal!

Good news: I made the list by sunbathing!

Daytime: The laziest island owner in the East China Sea, basking in the sun, enjoying flowers, drinking tea, and playing with beauties.

Nighttime: Wood Release: Asura, Thousand-Armed Guanyin, dismantling the warship like building blocks!

Lynn: "...I just wanted to lie down, how did I become the Evil God of the East Sea?"

A crossover of anime, film, games, and tokusatsu; a true behind-the-scenes story; always appears with a disguise; never reveals his true identity; disguises within disguises; even when his true identity is revealed, it's only the first layer; no romantic pairings; disguises may have unrequited feelings; the protagonist only wants to be a creator god.

Dongli found a strange notebook.

At first, she thought it was some kind of death note, but later she realized that she was being narrow-minded. As long as certain conditions are met, the content written in the notebook can become reality.

It can create and destroy the world, let alone kill a few people.

So let's give this stagnant reality a touch of anime-style shock!

[Fanfiction + Time Travel + Sharing + Thrilling Read]

A chat group suddenly appeared out of the sky, sending Ye Feng into a time-traveling world.

Naruto - Sakai Kaede: I will live well, sister.

Demon Slayer: Shinobu Kocho: Muzan Kibutsuji, I want you dead.

One Piece - Robert: Only by swimming in the ocean can one know the vastness of the world.

Genshin Impact Ye Feng: ......

[High-energy and hilarious] + [Amazing Devil Fruit Development]

Upon transmigrating to the world of One Piece, Wang Yiming is captured on the Kuja Pirates' ship at the very beginning, becoming a slave and suffering endless bullying.

In a desperate situation, he risked his life to seize a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit that the women on the ship had rejected—the Oil-Oil Fruit!

"That slimy guy, he deserves to die!"

"It's more disgusting than snot, get lost!"

"You greasy man!"

When Empress Hancock kicked him away like trash, Wang Yiming grinned.

Greasy?

A useless, worthless fruit?

Have you ever seen a high-pressure hydraulic cannon covered in Armament Haki pierce through the scales of a Sea King with a single shot?

Have you ever heard of soldiers formed from solidified oil, where one person is an entire legion, causing headaches even for naval admirals?

Can you imagine that the ultimate "lubrication" is the ultimate speed, so fast that even a light-speed kick can only catch my afterimage!

Do you understand that the ultimate "silky smoothness" means you can't be chosen? I'm the man you can never catch!

Years later, Wang Yiming stood atop Marineford, one arm around the Empress, the other on the head of a Celestial Dragon, and declared to the world:

"I am the greasy... ptooey... strongest man on this vast ocean!"

Naruto Uzumaki awakens a "Listen to Advice System," earning various rewards by heeding and implementing others' suggestions. Thus, a new, honest man appears on the forum connecting countless worlds. The Man Standing in the Sky: "Longing is the emotion furthest from understanding. Learn to feign gentleness until you control everything." The Cautious Warrior: "This preparation is far from enough! Always go all out, treat your ultimate move like a normal attack! Absolute certainty is essential!" The Bald-Headed Cloaked Hero: "Push-ups, squats, long-distance running! More importantly—never turn on the air conditioning in summer! ...Years later. The Third Hokage: "Naruto is the most perfect ninja I've ever seen—elegant, disciplined, powerful...though I can't see through him at all." Sasuke Uchiha: "Impossible! Whether it's ninjutsu or physical strength, my eyes can't even keep up with his back!"

Transmigrating to the Naruto world, he becomes the distant cousin of Uchiha Mikoto, a member of a clan with an overpowered, red-eyed personality. The two even live together. (Hehehe...) He awakens a god-level choice system! Making the right choices makes him stronger. "Ding! Detected that the host's future wife, Uchiha Mikoto, is having a nightmare. Please make the following choices!" "1. Quietly enter Mikoto's room, hold her small hand like Xiao Huo, and guard her by her bedside for the night. Reward..." "2. Quietly enter Mikoto's room, gently shake her awake, and ask with concern, 'Mikoto, are you alright?' Reward... 3. Since she's his future wife anyway, without waking her, hold her and sleep with her for the night. Reward...!" ...Luckily, he gets the Ice-Ice Fruit from his newbie gift pack, wielding genjutsu and ice release, beginning his invincible life. Uchiha Mikoto, Kushina, Tsunade... (Also known as "Starting with an Ice-Ice Fruit!" and "Konoha: I'm Really Not a Scumbag!")

[This is a lighthearted, slow-paced read, not a wish-fulfillment story. Take your time.] Admiral Kizaru from One Piece has transmigrated into Crayon Shin-chan and become the kindergarten principal. "Boss, something terrible has happened! Bad guys have invaded Sunflower Class!" "Kowanina, Shin-chan, can you go chase the bad guys away?" "Oh my god, boss..." (Human soul transmigrates)