【Playing memes + being funny + being mean + entertainment】
The variety show "Escape from the Villain Island" features the eight celebrities that netizens across the country choose the most.
If the transformation is successful, you can escape from the Evil Island.
If the transformation is not successful by the end of the show, I will quit the entertainment industry forever.
Shen Ke happened to be dressed as a celebrity with a scandal and was forced to appear on this show.
Faced with negative reviews from all over the Internet, he was on the road to death, complaining about everything, everything and everyone.
"They are all here to whitewash themselves, but I am not. I am nobler than them. I am here to make money."
"Although I may not be popular, I can make people angry!"
"Life is not easy, so don't blame yourself if you can blame others."
"Gold will always shine, but I am just an old friend."
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Room allocation stage.
"Ladies first, can you give me your room?"
"Sure, 5,000 yuan a night, buy five get two free, pay with insurance or transfer?"
The guests like to speak English: "Who cares."
Shen Ke: "Add s."
"Shen Ke's Ke means hard work, right?"
"No, it's the harsh word 'ke'."
No, what's wrong with you? I asked you to whitewash it, so why did you scold all the guests?
The introduction is weak, please move to the main text.
[Transformation + Double Queen Sisters!!! + Group Favorites + Entertainment Circle + Sweet Daily Life + Funny + Romance Variety Show + Sweet + Live Broadcast]
As a top office worker, Su Xiaoyi just got off work.
The transport truck flew to the seventh floor and sent him to the Feng Aotian Shuang novel that he had just criticized.
He became the final villain in the unfinished novel who has not yet appeared.
Su Xiaoyi, who originally planned to stay away from Feng Aotian, was sent to a dating show by accident.
But who can tell me why Feng Aotian would participate in a dating variety show?
You don't follow the rules at all!
And he only comes at me!
We are pure boys (girls)! How can we be passive?
Feng Aotian smiled evilly...
P.S.: There are still sweet daily life after the love variety show~ There are still many foreshadowings to find~
Xu Ning, an extra in Beijing, obtains the [Dream Stealer] system, which allows him to modify the scenes and plots in other people's dreams at will, and pick up various [attributes], making him a true "dream master".
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Top actress teaches kissing skills in dreams, (Kissing +3)
The veteran actor got into the role in one second and his acting skills exploded, (expression management +2)
A certain martial artist is so strong that he pulls out a weeping willow in his dream. (Physical Fitness +1)
A new actress can't get into the role? Let me enter her dream and discuss it with her!
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(Style of this book: relaxed and daily)
Lee Jung-hyun travels across the Peninsula and finds himself kidnapped and trapped at the West Ice Hotel. By chance, he assumes his prosecutor brother's identity, embarking on his career as a prosecutor. He unexpectedly awakens a daily intelligence system and, relying on its intelligence, escapes the control of organized crime bosses. He becomes a nightmare for chaebols and a nemesis for lawmakers, gradually taking control of his own destiny and ascending to the pinnacle of power. [Intel 1: A police file on Lee Ja-sung, an undercover agent for the New World Kinmen Group] [Intel 2: Evidence of tax evasion by a popular female celebrity] [Intel 3: The president of IM Technology is suspected of leaking state secrets] [Intel 4: A video of Han Kang-sik stealing the prosecutor general's concubine] [Intel 5: A hidden vault worth $30 million in a suburban villa in Seoul] He is the Peninsula's most upright celebrity prosecutor, a crime nemesis across the Peninsula! He's also the dream lover of countless female celebrities in the entertainment industry. The story of a humble individual rising to power! PS: Prosecutors, celebrities, and a harem—positive energy, a delightful read!
The talented driver who retired for some reason established a direct new career in the peninsula and met the most important people in his life (hy, do not enter if you don’t like it, fourth or fifth generation)
In 1978, Xu Jinyan, a government-sponsored student studying abroad, was robbed as soon as he got off the plane.
After being knocked unconscious, he was taken to the hospital by ambulance and owed a lot of money.
In order to pay off his debts, Xu Jinyan published "The Pursuit of Happyness", "Basic Instinct", "The Shawshank Redemption", "Schindler's List", "Harry Potter" and "The English Patient" one by one. In the blink of an eye, he became the most sought-after and famous writer in America.
After The Pursuit of Happyness, Basic Instinct, The Shawshank Redemption and Schindler's List were acquired by Hollywood for sky-high screenwriting fees.
Classic movies such as Once Upon a Time in America, Forrest Gump, The Truman Show, Home Alone, Titanic, etc. have been brought to the big screen of this world in advance.
When One Hundred Years of Solitude was published, Xu Jinyan looked back and found that he was actually hailed as the last great American writer.
No system + no space + daily life
Looking at the cold 40 million in his bank card, 30-year-old Chen Yan was very confused...
But he never expected that one day he would be reborn and return to the day before reporting to university.
It was 2013, and the wave of mobile Internet was surging. Everyone was caught up in the torrent. Could Chen Yan stand at the forefront and become a trendsetter of the times?
Travel through the world of Under One Person and become a disciple of the new demon Xia Liuqing.
Using the power of the divine mask, A-list star Huang Zhe concretizes the character he plays.
Shushan Sword Master Li Xiaoyao, Navy Hero Garp...
Gather the power of thousands of faiths and command the heaven and earth
Xu Chen's high school grades were not ideal.
After stumbling into the third year of high school, the system for the out-of-date idol’s counterattack was suddenly loaded.
[At 20, while still in college, you participated in a trainee audition and debuted with a huge gap thanks to your incredible looks and... looks.]
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At 32, at the peak of his career, he was framed by rivals and those close to him, exposing a "concubine selection" scandal that catapulted him to infamy and online outrage. Although the accusations were later dismissed as malicious, the exorbitant penalty for breach of contract had already drained him dry, leaving him penniless.
At 35, you were alone in a rented apartment of less than ten square meters, swallowing your resentment and regret with a glass of cheap liquor, and roaring angrily at your decadent self in the mirror.
You said this is me? This is not me! Xu Chen felt confused.
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The leader of the Z generation troll army, born in 2005, was reborn in 1998.
He had no filter for this era and therefore felt intensely suffocated.
The crude image quality of films and TV series, the eye-catching special effects, the tattered costumes, the ghostly makeup, the makeshift filming philosophy...
Men and women, directors and producers, they're all garbage.
The young man tortured everyone fairly and rose up in anger.
It’s time to give Chinese entertainment a shock from a higher dimension!
PS: As long as I criticize everyone fairly, who dares to call me a troll?