[Memes + Funny + Various Ways to Fight Marriage Pressure + Lao Liu] Also known as "108 Ways to Deal with Marriage Pressure." Due to the dramatic decline in marriage rates in recent years, Mango TV created the live broadcast "Four Generations of Marriage Observation" to help everyone appreciate the beauty of marriage. One family each from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s was selected for observation. Lin Hao, a single man born in the 2000s, served as the control group. "Marriage is too extreme; being single keeps me safe." "Being single is good; I can be with whoever I want." "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings; without them, I will enjoy my own happiness." ... Mom: If you don't get married, I won't be able to sleep at night. Lin Hao: How about taking a night shift? Mom: I love children. You can have a child without getting married. Lin Hao: I can find you a nanny job. Relatives: You should do what you should do at your age. You should get married when you're old enough to die. Lin Hao: Do ​​I have to die when I'm old enough to die? While everyone else is struggling to make ends meet, Lin Hao is enjoying life to the fullest, playing games, fishing, and sleeping in. He was supposed to be a negative example and went crazy. The audience cried with envy: This is the life we ​​dream of!

Reincarnated as General Jing Yuan, he and Fu Xuan accidentally jumped to the Douluo Continent.

"Magnificent and mighty spirit, obey my command and execute without mercy!"

"Mr. Fu, speak human language."

"The one before me is the prophetic and discerning Fu Qing. Isn't predicting good and bad luck your specialty?"

...

Xiao Wu: What? Your martial spirit's abbreviation is [Divine Lord]. What's your full name?

Qian Renxue: Fu Xuan is my master, her divination is incredible! As for Jing Yuan...eh? He looks so lazy, why does he become impeccable when talking about fighting?

Zhu Zhuqing: I heard from the Grand Astrologer that General Jingyuan has a habit of petting cats.

Tang Hao: Humph, General? Bullying my mistress is nothing! If you have the guts, then... you, you! Are you a spirit master or a god?

"Officer, I really wasn't selling drugs. I was selling real rock candy! If you don't believe me, feel free to check!"

During the arrest operation against drug trafficking and drug manufacturing in Tazhai Village, a young man shouted that he did not sell drugs while being escorted.

Hearing his words, Lin Yaodong beside Li Weimin looked at Lin Yi without changing his expression: "Uncle Dong is very happy that you can tell the truth, but Uncle Dong doesn't like your behavior! Uncle Dong is unhappy!"

Lin Yi, who accidentally traveled to Tazhai Village, knew the fate of Tazhai very well. In order to avoid eating melon seeds and going to jail, he resolutely refused to touch drugs.

Rock sugar has always been sold as a drug, and what is sold is real rock sugar.

They even disliked the high cost of rock sugar and replaced it with alum.

Until Tazhai was cleared, he had never come into contact with poison.

However.

He could not escape jail because he replaced rock sugar with alum, which constituted the crime of fraud.

Lin Yi was very dissatisfied with this.

He wants...

He was a revered guild leader in the game, a victorious general. In reality, he was a poverty-stricken, unsuccessful 41-year-old homebody. At the final bell of World of Warcraft's server shutdown, he carried 25 years of gaming memories and a bug-level divine power, transporting his soul to a remarkably realistic otherworld, home to everything as real as Azeroth. However, he renounced his overwhelming divine power, choosing instead to become a humble undead warrior, seeking to make up for all he had missed in reality—to experience true friendship, to navigate awkward love, to feel the warmth of being relied upon by his companions, to build a true "home" with his own hands. Playing the role of a novice, he mentored his teammates, unwittingly altering tragic fates one after another, unaware that this otherworldly butterfly had already flapped its wings, capturing the attention of Jaina Proudmoore, the brilliant mage of the Kirin Tor...

Weapons of light slay undead zombies, thunder stomps annihilate mutant lickers. Charged psychic cannons pierce the Alien Queen, and the radiant sun dispels cursed ghosts. Surrounded by psychic energy, I confront the Night Parade of Hundred Demons, while my psychic shield protects me. Lion's roar terrifies the undead, psychic beasts: dragons and tigers roar, thunder dragons emerge from the sea; a thousand lotuses bloom to battle a fiery tornado.

When he woke up, he found himself turned into Kang Jiu, who was besieged and killed by the young men in the compound in Bloody Romance.

And a six-year-old sister.

Not only that, the compound where he lived was actually full of birds.

I plan to survive for ten years and wait for the next takeoff.

Banggeng tried to steal my sister's food, but I slapped him and sent him flying.

Jia Zhang avenged her grandson and exposed all his secrets.

Qin Huairu and the eldest uncle both wanted to adopt her, and all their hypocrisy was exposed.

Shazhu is willing to be a bootlicker until he has nothing. As long as you don't bother me, it's none of my business.

Main characters: Kang Jiu,

When he woke up, technician Li Yan became a steam boiler operator in 1970.

Faced with an era when families were penniless and coal and passion were burning together, others were thinking about how to shout slogans, but Li Yan was only thinking about how to make the boiler burn more vigorously and make life with his wife and children more comfortable.

Others see him as a big, rough guy sweating profusely, but he is actually the most leisurely "invisible boss" in the maintenance depot.

Using Newtonian mechanics to heat boilers? Coal consumption dropped by 30%, a feat the experienced boiler owner called a miracle.

· Make a home heater out of scrap parts? Keep your whole family warm during the coldest days of winter.

Giving a locomotive a "physical examination"? Fault hazards are easily identified, and safety production champions are easily awarded.

The trains that crisscrossed the country formed his information network, and the diverse passengers formed his personal connections. He offered guidance to returning educated youth, provided timely assistance to struggling experts, and with a glass of wine and a few prophecies, he paved a leisurely and stable path for himself amidst the whirlwind of the times.

When the spring breeze of reform blew, everyone was surprised to find that this train driver who always smiled had already stood at the top of the wave.

This is a leisurely daily life under the roar of steam, and also a legend of an ordinary person gently embracing an era with knowledge.

[This book is about the behind-the-scenes black three directions]

This book is also known as: "I've already been sealed as a Douluo, and the system is just coming?"

He is in Douluo, serving as a fake eunuch and guardian of the Tiandou Palace. He is bound to the system the moment he breaks through the Titled Douluo!

Just when Chen Yue was thinking about who to attack first.

Qian Renxue, who was only one step away from completing the Tiandou Palace transformation, walked in with great confidence, "As long as Mr. Chen lends me a hand, whatever you want will be no problem!"

"I want the beauty Bibi Dong, the Pope of the Spirit Hall. What do you think?"

Qian Renxue, “…”

I treat you as my subordinate, and you want to be my stepfather?

So far!

The style of Douluo has completely changed!

Tang San, "Xiao Wu, it's been five years. Are you okay? I can finally come to see you... Damn, where's my lover?"

Tang Hao, "The Tiandou Palace is too terrifying! I want to flee far away overseas, wuwuwuwu..."

Qian Daoliu said, "Lingyuan, go over and take a look. Make sure you bring the young master back!"

Bibi Dong, "The replacement plan has been completed, why is she still here? No, I have to go and see for myself!"

Tang Chen, "No! My Xixi! How can you risk your life for others!?"

The Deep Sea Demon Whale King said, "If you meet this person, run! You must run with your family! Don't even look back. Don't ask me how I know... wuwuwu..."

Is there any need to ask?

The two-hundred-meter-long Deep Sea Demon Whale King is covered with dense caves all over his body, and not a single intact piece can be seen.

The huge mouth was also twisted into a ball.

After waking up, Su Mu traveled back to the Republic of China and became a low-level agent of the Military Control Commission!

Just when I was in despair, I gained the ability to read people's minds!

Agent No. 76: Damn it! How did the secret plan to capture the deputy station chief of the Military Control Commission get leaked?

Chief of the Special High Section: Damn it, who leaked the top-secret agent lurking in the mountain city? I will kill him!

Mei Agency Headquarters: Damn it, why would top secret local intelligence be leaked? The traitor must be in the local area, we must find him no matter what!

While No. 76, the Special High Section, the Mei Agency and others were busy looking for the source of the leak, Su Mu quietly retreated behind everyone!

On the other side, at the Military Control Commission headquarters in Shancheng, Boss Dai looked at the intelligence with a look of surprise, he was completely stunned!

"Quick, increase funding for Yamausagi's group!"

"No, just double it!"

[Strange World] [Steady Way X Lord Construction] [Merchant Monopoly]

Others who travel through the strange world are players, but Li Zhao travels through and directly "joins" the final BOSS.

Looking at the shabby rating of his own [One-Star Dungeon] and the leaky manor, and then looking at the cool and impressive titles of other people's BOSSes... he fell silent.

Fortunately, the only gifted talent [Weird Merchant] seems to be salvageable?

No money for construction? No problem! Sell the system-bound engagement. We've never met, so why would our lives matter?

[Ding! Forced transaction successful, Ghost Coin +1 million!]

Just when Li Zhao was happy to receive a huge sum of money and was preparing to build infrastructure and arm himself to the teeth——

In a strange world, a blood moon was in the sky. In a forbidden place, a queen in a scarlet wedding dress slowly opened her eyes.

"Oh? You dared to sell your engagement with this emperor... This one-star little earl is quite interesting."

This book is also known as: "I sold the female ghost emperor at the beginning and became the strongest contractor", "It was a one-star copy, why is the boss blasting soldiers like crazy?", "About the incident where my fiancé used my dowry to arm himself into a hedgehog"