Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

Fang Che transmigrated into a High-Martial World, accompanied by the system that every transmigrator needs. It's just that this system... seems to have arrived fifty years too early?!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, for binding the Elderly Comeback System!]

Fang Che: "Not cool, buddy, I'm only 18!"

[Ding! Quest issued: Strengthen your martial arts heart. Disregarding danger to your life, publicly insult your childhood friend, a Sixth-tier martial artist, to resolve your inner demons!]

Looking at his childhood friend, who only had the strength of a Seventh-level Apprentice, Fang Che fell into deep thought.

[Ding! Quest issued: Make up for past regrets. Mend your relationship with Martial Emperor Bai Ruoxi, your deskmate from 50 years ago whom you haven't contacted!]

Fang Che: "?"

"Seems like a simple meal of pork ribs with braised noodles would do it, huh..."

[Ding! Your childhood friend, enraged by the insult, sent a Fourth-tier subordinate to seek revenge. Please survive the enemy's attack until help arrives.]

Fang Che punched the subordinate flying...

[Ding! A beast tide is approaching. Lure away the Beast King, the Crimson Flame Qilin...]

Looking at the Third-tier monster in front of him, which resembled a small dog, Fang Che fell silent again...

"System, buddy, are all your quests this easy?"

Fan Xiao has a peculiar ability, which is to save his luck like money.

The more he saves, the more likely he is to have good luck.

For example, if he saves for a month, he can win the lottery.

So, what will happen if he saves to the limit?

Out of curiosity, Fan Xiao started the extreme challenge.

His luck kept accumulating. It increased

day by day. Until one day, he was suddenly involved in a super dangerous game.

[Congratulations on obtaining the qualification to play the "Evolution Game"]

[As a new player, you have one chance to draw a talent. A good talent means a good start. I hope you are lucky enough]

[Do you want to draw a talent now? ]

"..."

It's quite a coincidence.

"Lord Roland, I heard that you snatched the impoverished Elf Princess Melanis from the slave trader, and the elves strongly protested against this. What do you think?"

"Let me clarify, I have never robbed anything, not even a single gold coin. Miss Melanis married me completely voluntarily!"

The next day.

"The fraudster Roland admitted that he bought the Elf Princess Melanis from the slave trader with one gold coin and forced her to marry him."

- Exclusive report from Tiamat Weekly.

[Clan cultivation + Lao Liu + accepting disciples + invincible body. 】

Jiang Qingchen traveled to this world where martial arts is respected, awakened the strongest sect development system, and was rewarded with an invincible body at the beginning.

[Ding, sensing that the host is about to die, the strongest sect cultivation system forcibly binds. Reward: invincible physical body, a copy of the Immortal Scripture of the Artifact Creation, a divine artifact Xuanhuang Tower, ten kilograms of marrow cleansing pills, and one ton of enlightenment tea...]

As long as you develop your sect and recruit disciples, you can become stronger.

[Ding, help the sect master break through, reward 10 tons of Lingyuan Dan, reward an immortal holy weapon, reward the body movement supernatural power stepping heavenly step, reward 1 cultivation. ]

[Ding, it is detected that the host has accepted a disciple with Saint-level qualifications. Reward: Immortal Saint Sword, 10 Peach Trees, one Good Fortune Pill, mastery of swordsmanship, mastery of musical instruments, and 1 year of cultivation...]

[Ding, it is detected that the host has accepted a disciple with god-level qualifications, and the rewards are the artifact Demon Refining Pot, Nine-turn Resurrection Pill*1, 50 immortality medicines, and 50 years of cultivation. ]

【……】

Many years later.

Immortal Demon Lord: Jiang Qingchen is a waste, then what am I?

The Mighty One of Buddhism: Jiang Qingchen is invincible, and the Wenxian Sect is truly worthy of the title of the strongest sect of all time.

All the saints and goddesses: Ex-husband, I actually love you. I broke off the engagement only because I wanted you to become stronger!

Everyone has crossed into the misty world, where countless terrifying monsters and treasure chests are hidden within the mist. If you don’t leave on time, you will die; even if you leave on time, danger is everywhere. There just happens to be a treasure chest at Ye Da’s door, but it’s not yet time to leave. Should Ye Da take it or not?

The examination room was filled with snoring, but Li Changsheng woke up and became the new champion! He traveled through the martial arts world with three laws given by his home planet: the Xumi space that can accommodate everything, the law of cause and effect of a heavenly encounter, and the absolute defense that turns danger into fortune. While the martial arts heroes were still fighting for the Nine Yin Manual, the secret books that fell from the roof had already filled up the study; the seven Quanzhen disciples were desperately looking for the heir of the ancient tomb, but Xiaolongnu was swept into his bedroom by the mountain wind...

Out of sheer pride, Chen Yu would rather be a deadbeat for over twenty years than return home to be a rich young master!

It wasn't until his ex-girlfriend dumped him that he finally woke up, pulled himself together, and vowed never to be a loser again!

He originally planned to just drift along with his good buddy Li Fan, who had become an outstanding and successful youth—

But unexpectedly, a twist of fate caused him to awaken a heaven-defying system.

He got turned on at the sight of a seductive diva he fell in love with at first glance—

She misunderstood something his bro said and threw herself into Chen Yu’s arms on her own.

Chen Yu: "I mean... you’re this pretty, and you show up asking for favors in private... I’m kinda finding it hard to say no!"

What?! The sexy and seductive CEO bestie of the diva also fits the profile of a money-farming tool?

Why is the favorability of that goblin-like streamer girl rising so fast?!

That top-tier agent who manipulated his ex into breaking up with him now wants to apply as his secretary, crushed by real life? Should he reject or get revenge?

And that famous pure and innocent actress—turns out she's secretly a little green tea girl who calls him “Big Brother” all day?

Damn system, stop with this nonsense!

Brother Hao said it best: I just want to make money! Build an empire! And flex online now and then.

Su Yang joined the time-travel chat group and obtained the advice-listening system, which allowed him to receive rewards as long as he listened to suggestions.

As the eldest son of the Su family, he gradually found something wrong, and he seemed to be... So Su Yang began to ask everyone.

"If you don't want to be slapped in the face by the protagonist, just come and cancel the engagement."

"One person can't deal with the protagonist, so you make the heroine your own."

"Epiphany is not that simple. Just close your eyes and meditate."

…………

Faced with all kinds of strange suggestions, Su Yang followed them one by one.

"Ding, congratulations on completing the suggestion and obtaining the ultimate imperial weapon."

"Ding, congratulations on completing the suggestion and obtaining the Divine Elephant Prison Suppression Skill."

"Ding, congratulations on completing your suggestion..."

Group member: "We were just saying it casually, how did you really succeed?"

“In the magic capital where night spirits roam, amidst the rejuvenating mountains and seas of primal energy, Earth was compelled to embark on the path of ascension. On the other side of the abyss, countless contenders lurked, eager to seize the opportunity. With her homeland in tow, let’s brave the tribulation together for a glimmer of hope! Reborn as the enchanting school beauty Xia Yuyin, facing a world like this, she resolutely took up the sword.”