Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Gu Luo unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of One Piece and became Luffy's twin sister, Monkey D. Luo.

He was completely dumbfounded at the moment of birth. How could he, a handsome and dashing man, turn into a little girl?

Years later, the world has undergone earth-shattering changes. Ryo becomes the Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Luffy becomes the Pirate King, and Dragon is the leader of the Revolutionary Army.

Blackbeard: "The whole world is taken over by that family, what are we supposed to do?"

Kaido, with tears in his eyes, said: "We're all just tools to help them ascend the throne!"

Buggy the Clown: "I would call Rosa a god, and as for Luffy, get out of here, he's not worthy to be Rosa's brother!"

This era will be rewritten by the Monkey D family!

One day, Luffy said to Ace, "Let's stick to our own way. I'll call you 'brother,' and you'll call me 'brother.'"

[Research Enthusiast][The Douluo Continent Fanfiction Most Faithful to the Original Setting] "Fate is but a stream in my palm, its gathering, changing, and splitting all in a single thought." In Mingdu, at the All-Continent Elite Soul Master Tournament team battle, Kong Tianxu stood high in the sky, his eyes filled with indifference as he watched the approaching Destiny Dragon Spear. His Dragon God Sword slashed down from the sky, instantly shattering the Purple-Gold Butterfly Dragon, and Huo Yuhao and his two companions appeared, kneeling on the ground. On the Soul Guidance Screens scattered across the continent, the godlike youth pointed his sword at the Taotie, disdainfully saying, "Shrek's ten-thousand-year legacy, an eight-person team battle? The Sea God's Swamp is nothing more than this." Silence fell over the entire arena. Shrek's ten-thousand-year glory, from this moment on, would be forever submerged under the holy light of the sun and moon! The following is the official synopsis: Kong Tianxu unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of Kong Deming, the only grandson of the Sun Moon Empire, awakening two super martial souls: the Silver Dragon and the Supreme Body. Possessing unparalleled talent, he...

My new book, "After Transmigrating into a Book, the Boss Keeps Breaking the Plot Every Day," is available for adoption!

The heavens are unpredictable, and the path of cultivation cannot be planned. Cultivation and enlightenment are a journey, a high-stakes gamble, and He Miaomiao is determined to break through the illusions and become the victor who ascends to the pinnacle of success!

(Western fantasy, similar to DND, elves and magic, knights and lords, adventure with children, no system, exclusive tank wear, NPCs have brains!)

Because he was single and unmarried, Ling Yun was so bold that he even took the initiative to lose his job when the overall environment was bad. Then he became even bolder. In the middle of the night, he not only "cried against injustice on the road", but also took off his clothes and made love with the criminals...

So—ka!

When he woke up, he found himself turned into a little kid and traveled to a fantasy world with gods and magic.

The good news is that he became the son of God of a secret cult, and this secret cult is a powerful existence that can slay dragons and seize treasures. From then on, he lived the life of a little emperor with everything provided for him.

The bad news is that this secret cult seems to worship an evil god, and every few days there will be "men of justice" coming to kill him, the son of the evil god.

Finally one day he was careless and not only lost his hometown, but was also seriously injured on the way to escape.

Fortunately, a little girl of five or six years old passed by and took him home.

So, her home was gone...

Ling Yun looked at the little Loli and said:

"If you call me dad, I will support you forever!"

Little Loli: "No!"

[Pokémon/Pocket Monsters/Simple System/Daily Life/Story/Slow Burn]

Lu Ming, a typical office worker, is unexpectedly blessed by the God of Trucks and arrives in the world of Pokémon.

Adhering to the principle of "when in Rome, do as the Romans do," he embarked on an adventure with his Pokémon...

(Important reminder: Please remember that the plot mainly follows the animation, and you absolutely must not use your brain. I'm saying it three times because it's important.)

[Lighthearted and humorous][Purely entertaining][Super socially conscious][Mischievous little devil][Alternate history][Archaeological elements][Little girlfriend][No nagging, no stifling, stifling is the author's fault][Super satisfying]

My name is Li Xiao, the "Xiao" in "arrogant".

Li Er: You unfilial son, you've gone too far...

Huh? Old Deng? You yelled at me? Hang it on the Taiji Hall.

Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I beg for the removal of Princess Changle on behalf of my son…

Huh? Uncle? He's after my sister? Incestuous relations? He's got a damn good reputation.

Cheng Yaojin: Your Majesty, waaaaah, my old ox, missing his deceased wife, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide yesterday.

Huh? Brother Cheng? The ox is dead again? I'll take it and hang it in the Taiji Hall first, so it won't bother me anymore.

Empress Zhangsun: Xiao'er, you little rascal, are you up to your old tricks again?

Huh? Me? Holy crap?

"Oh my, my dearest mother, I've missed you so much! You must be tired from walking. Let me give you a massage."

[Daily life + Konoha + Naruto + Useless system + Torture of the protagonist]

“My name is Shimura Danzo. I am 10 years old. I live an ordinary life here. Every day I get up on time, exercise, and am scolded by the clan elders.”

“I exercise very late every day, I can’t smoke or drink alcohol, and I go to bed very late at night.”

"I also want to make sure I get enough sleep, but I can't drink warm milk or do stretching exercises before bed."

"I make efforts to maintain my physical and mental health, and I pursue a peaceful and tranquil life. I hope everyone can understand me!"

"But then, on that day, a major change occurred in my life!"

"I've become Hokage?"

Having just transmigrated to Konoha, I was forced to bind myself to a 78 system! This guy! He immediately fed me expired soldier pills that would cause hallucinations. Fortunately, I have a strong ability to accept things and didn't break down. Thus, my absurd life in the Naruto world began.

Traveling through Douluo Continent...

No memory at all.

But don't panic, at least she's still alive and healthy.

Then pick up a childhood sweetheart as your fiancé.

But she really only wanted to pick up a childhood sweetheart; she didn't tell her that she also had a childhood sweetheart along with him.

How did you become the group's favorite by accident?

On how to become "Douluo Dalu Raising Diary".

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.