Coming from a parallel world, Chu Yun became a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds.
When no one was optimistic about him, Chu Yun began to work hard to lose weight and get others' recognition.
He broke doubts again and again, and shocked people again and again.
Many years later, when Chu Yun became successful and became the male god in the hearts of countless people, he said in an interview: "Everything I have depends on my hard work."
Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.
Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!
This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:
“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”
As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—
I’ll live off soft rice until I die!
Our motto is:
“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”
Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.
Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:
“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”
Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:
1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.
2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.
3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.
Qian Jue came to Douluo Continent with Qian Jue's martial spirit, given by God. He is not familiar with the place of life, and just wants to hold the thigh of the protagonist Tang San, improve his strength steadily, and spend this life happily. It's better to be able to use Tang San's aura and become a little god.
However, it backfires and the original plot, for various reasons, is repeatedly disrupted.
After traveling to a fantasy world, Ye Changsheng became the eldest son of the Ye family.
However, his aptitude was average and he was unable to practice cultivation. In order to continue the family bloodline, his parents forced him to get married.
Just when Ye Changsheng was about to refuse, the [Advice Listening System] suddenly awakened.
As long as you listen to your parents' advice and complete the tasks, you can get various rewards.
[Advice from parents: Marry Gu Qingyi, the daughter of the Gu family! ]
[Difficulty: Easy]
[Reward: White gift bag]
…
[Advice from parents: Continuing the bloodline of the Ye family]
Zhang Yu, a modern soldier king, traveled through time and space to become a small county magistrate in Da Qi. Threats from aristocratic families, intrigues in the officialdom, looting by foreign races... Every step was filled with murderous intent. He continued to light up the Da Qi technology tree. Fight against the local tyrants! Fight against the aristocratic families! Defend against foreign races! Split the land to be the king! Zhang Yu drunkenly lay on the lap of a beauty, looking down on the vast country.
"Chakra +10!"
"Transformation proficiency +1!"
"Physical skills +1!"
Listening to the prompt sound in his mind, Naruto was filled with excitement, as if it was the most beautiful sound of nature in the world. In this sick world, only strength can keep people alive! The only thing that can change this world is change!
Fang Che transmigrated into a High-Martial World, accompanied by the system that every transmigrator needs. It's just that this system... seems to have arrived fifty years too early?!
[Ding! Congratulations, Host, for binding the Elderly Comeback System!]
Fang Che: "Not cool, buddy, I'm only 18!"
[Ding! Quest issued: Strengthen your martial arts heart. Disregarding danger to your life, publicly insult your childhood friend, a Sixth-tier martial artist, to resolve your inner demons!]
Looking at his childhood friend, who only had the strength of a Seventh-level Apprentice, Fang Che fell into deep thought.
[Ding! Quest issued: Make up for past regrets. Mend your relationship with Martial Emperor Bai Ruoxi, your deskmate from 50 years ago whom you haven't contacted!]
Fang Che: "?"
"Seems like a simple meal of pork ribs with braised noodles would do it, huh..."
[Ding! Your childhood friend, enraged by the insult, sent a Fourth-tier subordinate to seek revenge. Please survive the enemy's attack until help arrives.]
Fang Che punched the subordinate flying...
[Ding! A beast tide is approaching. Lure away the Beast King, the Crimson Flame Qilin...]
Looking at the Third-tier monster in front of him, which resembled a small dog, Fang Che fell silent again...
"System, buddy, are all your quests this easy?"
Ye Chen, the supreme ruler of the God Realm, was reborn and returned. He obtained the Chaos Divine Eye, cultivated the Heaven Devouring Dao Body, and swallowed up three thousand worlds! Dare to ask me this sword, who in this world can stop it!
In the 48th year of Konoha, my soul traveled through time to the Uchiha clan, and there were only three years left before the clan was exterminated!
The game started at hell difficulty, luckily I had a "Cause and Effect Library" in my mind!
Omniscient and omnipotent, knowing all future ninjutsu and conspiracies!
The Third Hokage? I'll expose your hypocritical mask to your face!
Danzo? I have memorized all 76 plots you have secretly planned!
Shisui, Itachi, stop struggling! Follow me, I will lead the Uchiha to fight their way out of the bloody battle!
On the night of the genocide, when Black Zetsu and Obito thought they had everything under control...
Little do they know that I have already laid a net of heaven and earth, and the entire ninja world will tremble because of the Uchiha!
I, Uchiha Qing, am not here to rewrite the plot, but to correct this twisted cause and effect!
"I knew that you were special, my half."
The collapse was shattered, and the two Herrschers of the Sky looked at each other from afar in the air. The queen's orange eyes reflected the style of the Herrscher opposite her. As expected of her half, he could do such a thing.
"What? Am I your upper or lower body?"
The deep purple pupils were also filled with the other party's figure. You are just Kiana, and you dare to be so arrogant? I will beat you into a bug!