(No heroine, Eastern Cthulhu, no system, not invincible, grotesque aesthetics, non-rule weird stories, technology cultivation)

The old man said that people with magical powers or evil monsters will turn into a handful of ashes after death, which are called dirty ashes.

The filthy ashes contain their life energy. Eating them can add to the life lamp and increase lifespan.

If you leave it alone, you will be reborn into the dirty world!

But there is one exception: they grow out of ashes and have human appearance, but not human thoughts.

They advocate atheism and want to subvert the world and overthrow the gods. They dismantle, assemble, combine and create objects, creating life without intelligence for them to enslave.

They call themselves modern people!

…

Mo Chuan woke up from another world after his death, confused and disoriented. He looked up and saw a yellow flower with a human face, twisting its waist and basking in the sunlight.

Looking down, I saw a centipede with a giant eyeball on its back. The centipede was bigger than a car, and the eyeball was even bigger!

He asked, "Where is this?"

Eyeballs grew out of its body and it spoke in human language: "This is hell!"

Why did I transmigrate into this guy's body?!

Snap snap snap~

The angry boy raised his hands and slapped himself until his head looked like a pig's.

"Excellent work, reward me!"

A voice echoed in his mind, interrupting the pig-headed boy's chaotic thoughts.

You have received a reward of 666 Galleons from the system.

And in that Diagon Alley, a boy grasped his first magic wand...

"Wow! This thing is interesting!"

[You have received a Wizard Duel Gift Pack as a reward from the System Master]

[Bloodline Awakening: The Knight King's Legacy Technique - Excalibur*1]

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A casual, appreciative system master

A manual left behind by an adventurer who grilled a phoenix.

An ancient secret, its traces erased by time.

When the stone pillar that sealed history crumbled, demons symbolizing destruction emerged from hell.

In Hogwarts, the Knights of Conquest donned ferocious heavy armor and charged straight forward, their feet treading on blood and fire.

This is a not-so-serious, but still very serious, Harry Potter fanfiction.

Welcome to the world of magic!

[Eavesdropping on inner thoughts + cheat ability + beloved by the group] Note: There is a male lead!

There are two evils in the underworld: one is a flower, and the other is a book.

After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, developed intelligence, it relied on its innate abilities to eat melons and do nothing all day.

After a thousand years, a red spider lily transformed into human form. Yama, the King of Hell, seeing her promising talent, made an exception and appointed her as Meng Po's assistant.

She did a good job at first, but the longer it went on, the more bored she became.

Until one day, these two bumped into each other.

They became inseparable, and things quickly spiraled out of control. You gossiped, and I listened to stories; slowly, they became two scourges in the underworld, even stripping a passing dog bare of its fur.

Even the King of Hell is worried!

We might as well send these two back to Earth for a makeshift rebirth, but those two are no pushovers!

They caused chaos in the underworld, and before anyone knew it, the two were bound together.

Prime Minister's Residence

[Little Shushu, are you sure this is really my dad?! How can he betray his own daughter like this?!]

[Little Flower, I checked, he's your biological father...]

Old Man Yun: ....

[Little scholar, does our emperor know that the only princess he has ever loved and cherished throughout his life is not his child?]

[Little Flower, as far as I know, this old emperor never knew until his death that he had raised someone else's daughter his entire life.]

The Emperor: ......

[Huh? Little Flower, I've discovered I can access Yama's storage ring!]

Really? Little Bookworm, quick... quick, bring out some treasures so we can see...

King Yama: ...Where did my things go?

[Little Flower, this man is rich, handsome, and short-lived. Why don't you take him in?]

Yunhua: ...

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity

[After Chapter 104, Sato Kazuma will go to Jikyo's world] (Expected to be released on March 19th) "Welcome to the world after death, Mr. Tang Wude. Unfortunately, you are already dead. I am Aqua, responsible for guiding the heroes who are about to be reincarnated. After defeating the demon king, you can return to your original world. You can choose an item from here to take away." Tang Wude said solemnly: "Oh? A familiar creature." Aqua felt a chill on her back. Fortunately, Tang Wude did not hesitate too much and used the teleportation magic to travel to the other world. "Did I use the teleportation magic just now? Since the previous hero left, I should have used it. Forget it, let me see the next reincarnated person. Hmm... his name is Sato Kazuma, and the cause of death is... scared to death, hahaha~"

【Metaphysics + Entertainment + Variety Show + Live Broadcast + Barrage】

The witch Ningning traveled to the modern society. Her original identity was a fake rich girl who had just been discovered and expelled from a wealthy family. She was experiencing cyberbullying and was boycotted by the entire network.

Agent: You piece of trash, either die or get sold, your choice!

Ningning: You’re going to be hit by a car.

Ten minutes later, the agent was in a car accident and was admitted to the hospital.

Nurse: I know you’re having a hard time, but please don’t lie to me!

Ningning: I really can tell fortunes. Believe it or not, you are about to die.

The nurse who escaped the disaster: Oh my god, I met a real big shot!

Netizens: Have you heard that counterfeit goods are having a miserable life now, and they even have to live in dilapidated Taoist temples!

Ningning: Well, actually, I’m super rich~

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Ningning and her adopted brother will appear on a sibling variety show together, and will soon become the control group for the real rich siblings.

In the first episode, the production crew went to the house to pick someone up, and the audience was waiting to see the miserable situation of the fake daughter, but the audience went crazy: What's going on with this super luxurious villa!

Ningning: I told you, I’m super rich~

In the show, the real daughter and her younger brother love each other.

Ningning and her brother looked unfamiliar with each other.

Ningning: How about I catch you a ghost to serve you?

Ning Nian looked at the food brought by the ghost:?

Survival in the wild tests the unity between siblings. Ningning is lazy and says: I don’t want to leave. How about I let the animals help you?

Ning Nian looked at the rabbit that the wolf threw at his feet:?

In the countryside, after planting, everyone was scrambling to find water with buckets. Ningning: Don't water anymore, I'm praying for rain tonight.

In the middle of the night, Ning Nian looked at the heavy rain outside the window:?

Audience: Help! Someone please take care of her!

Ningning became popular and became the well-deserved national sister.

I never imagined that a simple otaku on Earth would be reincarnated into the Marvel Universe as Mephisto, the Lord of Hell. To avoid conflict with the Ancient One, I established Pawn Shop No. 9 to collect treasures and souls. All the Marvel heroes were my slaves.

Duan Yu traveled through time and became the mainstay of Xianyin Pavilion in the Dawu Empire.

Legend has it that there is a tribe of Asuras from Hell who will one day descend upon the earth and destroy the world.

Legend has it that this world is neither real nor illusory, a world where heaven, hell, and the human world overlap. For millennia, night watchmen have guarded every corner of the world where a possible gate to hell might exist.

What does this have to do with me? I just want to find a rich woman.

However, one day, his eyes were gouged out and replaced with a pair of golden magic eyes.

From then on, his life changed completely.

Liyuan, "Li" (literally "hidden") and "Yuan" (literally "hospital"), is a secular institution that dates back to the ancient Imperial Hospital. It oversaw matters of the living and the dead, ensuring worldly peace. Liyuan consists of ten courtyards, nine within the inner city and one outside, guarding the gates of the underworld alongside the underworld. The physicians here not only heal the sick but also exorcise evil spirits and even perform rituals... The protagonist, Wang Xi, by chance, submitted his resume and began a new life here... (This story is purely fictional; any similarities are purely coincidental.)

One day, Ye Zichen was pulled into a chat group with immortals who loved to argue and give out red envelopes. From that moment on, Ye Zichen's life changed dramatically. The God of Wealth gave out a red envelope, and I grabbed it! Oh, I grabbed a giant gold ingot! Taibai Jinxing gave out a red envelope, and I grabbed it too! Oh, I grabbed a thousand years of Taoist practice! Super WeChat red envelope group, just shake your hand, and you're in! Stop it, I'm grabbing a red envelope!

Main characters: Ye Zichen, Su Yan,