"Senior brother, why has your cultivation progressed so quickly? Is there a secret?" "You should chat with your cultivation technique more often, increase your affinity with it, occasionally give it gifts, have special interactions with it on special holidays, and finally confess your feelings during a mysterious event in its inner world! After it agrees to be with you and shows you its special CG, you'll have mastered the technique." "?"

I woke up to find myself, a glorious Soviet base vehicle AI, in a bizarre American wasteland—a place filled with atomic punk metal lumps and mutated giant cockroaches, even more outrageous than the heart of capitalism!

To restore order (and incidentally have some fun), I "recruited" a group of tribal natives who couldn't even put on their own pants. The most urgent task? Teaching them to speak magnificent Chinglish! After all, who can stand that incredibly complicated, unrelated native English?

And so, a bizarre sight appeared in the wasteland: a group of blond, blue-eyed burly men, speaking broken, construction-worker-accented English, shouting "Hurrah! For Ironhead God!", drove their magnetic tanks over mutants, followed by a swaying Kirov...

Hey, you over there, the shelter kid in the blue bodysuit, and those tin knights with laser guns, any complaints about the "Red Iron Curtain"? No? Very well, comrade, welcome to the Soviet wasteland!

A seasoned otaku was watching anime while taking a bath when he accidentally tossed his phone charger into the tub.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in the world of Bleach, where Ichigo had just drawn Zangetsu.

Other Zanpakuto teach their masters to become stronger, but I teach Ichigo to slack off and do nothing.

Kurosaki Ichigo held me up as I slashed at a Hollow, and I said, "I have a pimple on my left chin, hurry up and squeeze it!"

Worse still, I discovered that I seem to be able to absorb the power of death in reverse?

When Aizen smiled and pulled out Kyoka Suigetsu, I said, "Give it to me!"

Aizen: "...Where's my sword?"

The Grim Reapers: "What happened to the promised action-packed battle manga?!"

[Transformation][Time Travel][No Romance][Western Fantasy][Magic][Cat Girl]

Bai Ran discovers that she has been transformed into a catgirl loli and possesses a demon sword.

Just as she was fantasizing about becoming a king in another world, she was told that she was actually a demon god who had been extinct since the ancient age of gods. Bai Ran never expected that she would be the main villain from the start, so she began to develop in a sneaky way and pursue power with all her heart.

Eternal lifespan, the power to reload save files, an indestructible body...

Before she knew it, Bai Ran found herself invincible, and it seemed that a lot of strange guys had appeared around her.

"Why can't you even get off this planet... Do you really have to capture some aliens for you to study?"

She looked wistfully at the mortals of the world, wondering when she would be able to fulfill her deceased loved one's long-cherished wish.

[Fantasy + System + Life Script + Talking Cultivation Techniques + Thrilling Leveling Up + No Female Lead, No Abusive Acting + Decisive and Ruthless]

This is a novel where the protagonist, who has the script of a villain, does righteous things; it's a villain in a non-cognitive sense.

Gu Chen transmigrated to the Primordial World and became an outer disciple of the Xuan Tian Sect. He was unable to awaken his powers for eight years, becoming a laughing stock.

Fortunately, two systems appeared out of nowhere.

System Number One: Seeing through the script of life.

The Empress Reincarnated?

The future Poison Emperor?

The Holy Son of the Demonic Path?

A prodigy genius?

Sorry, I'm the villain!

All your opportunities will belong to me.

System Two: The cultivation method can speak, be practiced, and leveled up.

Undying Golden Body Technique: "Boss, I can guarantee your physical body will be invincible."

The exquisite cold iron sword: "I will make you the master of swordsmanship."

The Ancient Poison King's Compendium: "It will teach you everything: cultivation techniques, martial arts skills, and alchemy!"

Tens of thousands of years later, Gu Chen stood at the pinnacle of the world, looking down arrogantly at the gods in the heavens: "You call me a villain? Then I'll storm these nine heavens!"

P.S.: I'm divorced with a child, and a full-time writer. Please be gentle with your criticism. I'm not good at summarizing, but thank you very much.

That day, on a whim, I bought a doll online, but I didn't notice that it was sent to the wrong address and ended up at the school!

As I stood in front of the courier station, anxiously wondering what to do, the doll tore open its packaging and came out.

From then on, we became three siblings...

However, the older brother and older sister are the same person.

My sister is jealous.

Why are you trying to take my brother from me...?

[Mixed Mix][Bone Flower][Lily][Dragon Yang Flower][Slow Burn][Daily Life][View with Caution][No Criticism If You Dislike It]

[Orange] "As a weapon refiner, I have dedicated my life to pursuing the ultimate in weapon crafting, having no interest in worldly matters." "At fifteen, I merely glanced at a divine weapon and was granted eternal darkness, losing my sight." "At sixty, I stood at the pinnacle of humanity, arrogantly provoking a divine weapon that happened to pass by, and from then on, my heart was stripped away, and I lost all emotion." "This year, I am over a hundred years old, and I have encountered a divine weapon once again, one of the miracles at the pinnacle of all divine weapons, the River of Oblivion." "I struck up a conversation with it." "So, I died..."

A meteorite falls from the sky, shattering the world! A strange contamination spreads, mortals mutate, and monsters roam freely!

Lin Ye, a young man who only wanted to run his family's blacksmith shop peacefully, was caught up in this apocalyptic catastrophe.

In a nightmare, he was branded with a cold mark on his soul and became an indescribable "Apostle"!

[Crazy Knowledge]? [Forbidden Authority]? Is this mark a curse or a source of power?

The abyss whispered seductively: "Offer your soul, and I will grant you godhood!"

Lin Ye roared, "To hell with Nyarlathotep! My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens!"

His left hand grips a hammer used to smash someone's head (symbolizing ordinariness and protection), while his right hand tears through the mad fog!

Who says the path of the apostles leads only to destruction? I, Lin Ye, will defy fate, trample the Outer Gods underfoot, and save this damned world!

(P.S.: The synopsis is weak, but the main story is super exciting! Post-apocalyptic survival + Cthulhu mysteries + Apostle evolution + tearing apart Outer Gods!)

My new work is out! Welcome to read my work on Tomato Novels. I hope you will enjoy it. Your support is my motivation for writing, and I will strive to tell every story well!

As a mature martial art, it is normal and logical for one to cultivate it independently.

Yang Yi transmigrated into the body of a menial disciple of the Qixia Sect. His talent was mediocre, and he had initially planned to return home and inherit the family business. However, his martial arts skills proved to be exceptional.

"Your Crimson Cloud Skill has successfully broken through to the second level while observing the inner disciples' competition!"

"Your Crimson Cloud Technique has refined the medicinal power of the Mysterious Fire Cicada, granting you fire attribute energy."

"Your Crimson Cloud Skill has inspired the novel 'Dream of the Red Chamber,' which has captivated countless young ladies, who have read it day and night. Congratulations, your million-dollar royalties have been credited to your account!"

"Your 'Stunning Beauty' technique is pitiful and I don't want to practice it. Fortunately, I received seven days of enthusiastic martial arts training, which exceeded today's training goal. Experience +9."

"Your Jingyuan Finger has infiltrated the enemy ranks and can betray them and kill them at a crucial moment."

"Your Baoshan Fist has been a great force in the Daodao Sect, and you have obtained a secret martial art called Cuixu Hand."

"Your Jade Void Hand is inherently greedy; having absorbed the Pillar-Capturing Technique, its destructive power has greatly increased!"

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In the lines of pain and tragedy, who can deny the gray past? In the paradox of time and logic, who has stolen the power? The game of chess, with its changing hands, guides all the dramas; the world is shrouded in the fear called coincidence, countless choices drifting towards the same fate. I wither in eternity, humming softly under the protection of civilization; I tell a colossal lie, causing the blood of the gods to fall from the sky to the sea. The Key of God, the Herrscher, the Stigmata, the Honkai… “The so-called gifts are all secretly priced, Otto Apocalypse.” “You’re right, but my creditor… will not appear.” P.S.: The synopsis is just a pretense of seriousness. This book is also known as *Kaslana: N Green Houses*, *Sirin, I’m Your Dad*, *Granddaughters Are for Being Scammed*, and *The Former Civilization Auntie Suppresses Me*…