(Urban imagination + male protagonist slapping face + system + hilarious, if you don’t laugh after reading chapter 30, I’ll give you a slap on the face!)

"Have you seen too many false advertisements? Now, they are all true!"

Zhou Yiming, 25 years old, is a migrant worker in Beijing with a monthly salary of 18,000 yuan and a debt of 110,000 yuan. He is bombarded with false advertisements such as "buy a house with 0 down payment", "win an iPhone for 1 yuan", and "beautiful anchors play games with you online" every day, and has suffered a mental breakdown.

Until one day, he smashed his phone in anger and accidentally activated the "False Advertisement Come True System" - from then on, all the deceptive ads, all! Come true!

"Buy a house with 0 down payment?" The black-hearted real estate agent moved into an unfinished building that has been standing for 30 years!

"Win an iPhone for 1 yuan?" 999 real phones were found in the fraud company's warehouse!

"Paying a large sum of money to have a child?" A group of scammers collectively experience the "pregnancy simulator"!

Even more outrageous is——

The system can also be upgraded! When Zhou Yiming discovered that "immortal cultivation advertisements," "interstellar battleship instant kills," and "two-dimensional foil clearances" could also become reality...

All the leeks in the universe started calling him dad!

What makes a martial artist? The exertion of strength. What makes a chivalrous hero? The exertion of spirit and will. ...A kick decides victory or defeat, a punch determines life or death. "I practice the Netherworld Technique, I've learned my lesson!"

In this fantasy world where magic and machinery coexist, Sherlock, a commoner, faces a difficult task in becoming a powerful wizard or warrior, ascending to a position of power. Fortunately, fate favors those who work hard. In this world, Chinese and English have become ancient scripts that represent mystery and power. They record magical rituals from the Age of Gods and the origins of steam... "What did I work hard for?" "I worked hard to be reborn in my past life! Otherwise, how would I understand Chinese after traveling through time?" (A Final Fantasy-like worldview + magic + steam machinery)

In the world of cultivation, all techniques are divided into realms. Realm 1 [Entry Level], Realm 2 [Mastery], Realm 3 [Consumer Skill], Realm 4 [Minor Success], Realm 5 [Peak], Realm 6 [Divine Transformation]... Advancing through these realms is difficult. Minor Success makes one an expert, Major Success makes one a top master in their field, worthy of the title "Grandmaster." Divine Transformation earns one the title of "Grandmaster." But cultivation is difficult, and enlightenment is even harder. Ordinary people lack the comprehension and opportunity, often trapped in Realm 3 for life, unable to progress. Zhong Ming, reborn into this world, is different. Possessing the "Heaven Rewards Diligence" characteristic, he can continuously improve through cultivation. Realm 6, Divine Transformation, is the peak? No, there are even higher realms: Realm 7 [Transcendent], Realm 8 [Return to Simplicity], Realm 9 [Unity of Heaven and Man]... Let's see how Zhong Ming, relying on the "Heaven Rewards Diligence" system...

Chen Feng, a pseudo-spiritual root servant, transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens the forbidden treasure "Universal Destiny Plate." By consuming lifespan/spirit stones, he can simulate the future and choose talents to foresee crises. While struggling in the mortal realm, he saves Su Wanzhao, the reincarnation of a sword spirit (with the Xuan Yin Maiden Body), who then becomes a target of demonic cultivators. The two go from mutual suspicion to entrusting each other with life and death, using poisonous tempering and a blood-burning secret sword to break the deadly trap and ascend to the immortal realm.

Ultimate goal: To break free from the shackles of Heaven's will and achieve a state of transcendence!

Breaking point:

Simulator Battle of Wits: Predict the impasse, alter your destiny, and win big with small stakes!

Poisonous Body Refinement: Corrupting Heart Grass Poison + Earth Vein Yin Sha = Tempering the Asura Body!

Sword Spirit Awakening: Su Wanzhao Burns Soul to Establish Foundation, Burying the Karmic Threads of the Immortal Realm!

Transcendence Foreshadowing: The Origin of the Destiny Chart? What Exists Above the Heavenly Dao?

A short joke: My destiny is calculated to encompass all the heavenly tribulations, yet I, with my mortal body, erode the heavenly way!

Ji Linchuan, equipped with a family cultivation system, transmigrated to a magnificent world of cultivation. From then on, he expanded his family, nurtured future generations, developed the clan, and achieved one family feat after another! A glorious clan rose to prominence, with countless brilliant descendants astonishing the world: peerless sword immortals, literary progenitors, immortal generals… writing the family legend. Through the changing times, they remained immortal, standing at the pinnacle of the world, living as long as heaven and earth, shining as brightly as the sun and moon.

The first thing Costa Ries did after transmigrating was to top the police department's wanted list. Worse still, the "Tribunal," the supernatural organization the original owner had served, planned to eliminate him as a legacy issue. Fortunately, he possessed the ability to continuously level up by fulfilling contracts, and a reliable, wealthy female teammate. Otherwise, he wouldn't have lasted long in this godforsaken place. ...New Lund, the steam-powered capital of the Beside Empire, a metropolis where progress and decadence coexist. Here, if you don't want to become a subject of astral magic experiments or raw material for bio-alchemy, it's best to stay away from the unlit streets at night.

[Squad Adventure][Pseudo-D&D][Hybrid Worldview] Raine arrived in a fantastical world and obtained the "Adventurer's Chronicle." Slaying monsters made him stronger, exploring made him stronger. From then on, he was unstoppable, becoming a low-level adventurer. From dark forest secrets to lost ancient ruins, from dungeons beneath the yellow sands to floating cities in the clouds. He traversed snow-capped mountains, forded valleys, paused beside the corpses of demon gods, and gazed into the distance from the backs of dragons. Until one day, he touched the supreme crown on his forehead, looked at the thousands of beings kneeling before him, and sighed deeply: Adventure has no end, adventure never stops.

[Invincible cool story + the system is very pampering + decisive killing + no licking dog, no nanny]

Lu Chen, who volunteered to work overtime without pay, died

After crossing, the system was activated, and I thought I would have to roll again.

Unexpectedly, after just calling "Tongtong", I got:

The peak emperor's cultivation, immortal body, and 300 tons of treasures collected by emperors throughout history

Reach the pinnacle of cultivation in one step, and remain immortal in the world!

System: "Live freely and unrestrainedly~"

Lu Chen: "Tong is right!"

From then on, Lu Chen began to lead a happy life, wandering the world without any restrictions.

But there are always some small troubles

But Lu Chen can always deal with it calmly

After all, even the emperor can be destroyed with a snap of a finger.

You can go against the laws of nature as you please, but how can you go against me?

Nine Clans Elimination, you can play as you like!

In this era where everyone is skilled in martial arts, health and vitality determine one's fate.

On the day of the college entrance examination physical examination, while everyone else was worried about not meeting the required standards for blood and qi, only Ye Bai was worried about whether he would explode.

"Hey kid, relax, it's just a blood and qi test. Why are you all steaming?"

"Teacher, can I not take the test? I'm afraid I can't afford to pay for the machine."

Under the teacher's dismissive urging, Ye Bai reluctantly placed his hand on it.

The next second.

"Beep—Warning! High-energy reaction detected! Value ERROR!"

"boom!!"

The alloy blood flow analyzer, worth millions, melted into a pool of molten iron right before everyone's eyes!

The entire room fell silent. The elderly professor in charge of the physical exam, staring at the skyrocketing Geiger counter in his hand, collapsed to the ground in shock: "Evacuate immediately!! This isn't blood and qi; it's clearly nuclear radiation! This kid has a nuclear reactor inside him!!"

From then on, Ye Bai's painting style changed.

Others cultivate by absorbing spiritual energy and consuming elixirs; Ye Bai cultivates by drinking heavy water and chewing uranium ore.

Others fight using martial arts techniques; Ye Bai fights using "basic attacks"—a simple punch that delivers the equivalent of 200,000 tons of electricity!

When countless races invaded, and alien fleets descended upon Earth, blotting out the sky.

Ye Bai yawned and stepped forward, his body radiating a faint blue light.

"Is this the mushroom cloud you ordered? Please sign for it, and I'll deliver it to your door."